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I have a horribly painful zit on my ass

i can't even fucking sit. this sucks
soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor
  12/02/07
If it's really painful it's probably actually a boil or an i...
Mustard double fault
  12/02/07
i think the only person who would that is a medical professi...
soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor
  12/02/07
This is so silly
Pearl hyperventilating whorehouse dopamine
  12/02/07
i do not fucking want to perform surgery on my own ass cheek...
soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor
  12/02/07
pussy
Pearl hyperventilating whorehouse dopamine
  12/02/07
This made me laugh.
Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug
  12/03/07
all the people wanting me to self-treat was sort of shocking...
soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor
  12/03/07
Dude, it's a freaking pimple, not cancer. I've cut skin t...
Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug
  12/03/07
there's no way i can bust that thing. its cystic almost and...
soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor
  12/03/07
ewww. have u done this before?
misunderstood multi-colored sex offender
  12/02/07
never had one on my ass, but this is the standard least pain...
Pearl hyperventilating whorehouse dopamine
  12/02/07
so where did u have one that you stuck a needle into?
misunderstood multi-colored sex offender
  12/02/07
I don't get those sorts of pimples because I exfoliate quite...
Pearl hyperventilating whorehouse dopamine
  12/02/07
i havent got a zit on my face in years but this one hurts. ...
soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor
  12/02/07
without getting into too much detail, where exactly on your ...
Exhilarant Background Story Nowag
  12/02/07
it is right smack on the left butt cheek, like right where t...
soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor
  12/02/07
drink three shots of tequila, then squeeze the shit out of t...
Electric salmon crackhouse roast beef
  12/02/07
If it's that big you're going to have to use a needle. Ther...
Pearl hyperventilating whorehouse dopamine
  12/02/07
I've done this to my face. Except I use a flame to disinfec...
adventurous gaming laptop
  12/02/07
WTF? This isn't a MadCat thread?
azure pozpig
  12/02/07
exactly
sick unhinged laser beams
  12/04/07
jesus christ this sucks. i am going to the doctor tommorow. ...
soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor
  12/03/07
you really are a pussy.
Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug
  12/03/07
you try sitting down comfortably with something like this pi...
soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor
  12/03/07
LOL. I still don't see why you can't do this yourself.
Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug
  12/03/07
i think i'd faint if i just jabbed a needle across it there....
soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor
  12/03/07
yeah, that's a cyst.
Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug
  12/03/07
i found this grosser than the rape thread
fiercely-loyal heady orchestra pit wagecucks
  12/03/07
What kind of homosexual are you?
Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug
  12/03/07
the self hating kind
fiercely-loyal heady orchestra pit wagecucks
  12/03/07
Is there any other kind?
Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug
  12/03/07
try living it dude
soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor
  12/03/07
FUCK I HURT!!! i CAN"T EVEN SIT ON MY OWN COUCH
soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor
  12/04/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilonidal
diverse persian
  12/04/07





Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor

i can't even fucking sit. this sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965859)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:27 PM
Author: Mustard double fault

If it's really painful it's probably actually a boil or an infected hair folicle. You should get someone to lance it for you and then disinfect the area completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965865)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor

i think the only person who would that is a medical professional. yeah it hurts like a bitch but i dont have hair on my ass so i doubt its the latter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965878)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:31 PM
Author: Pearl hyperventilating whorehouse dopamine
Subject: This is so silly

Take a really hot shower.

Boil a needle.

Find a mirror.

Get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965888)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor

i do not fucking want to perform surgery on my own ass cheek or anyone else's for that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965924)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:45 PM
Author: Pearl hyperventilating whorehouse dopamine

pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965979)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:34 PM
Author: Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug

This made me laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971908)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor

all the people wanting me to self-treat was sort of shocking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971922)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:38 PM
Author: Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug

Dude, it's a freaking pimple, not cancer.

I've cut skin tags off my neck with nothing more than 2 glasses of wine to dull the pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971938)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor

there's no way i can bust that thing. its cystic almost and very deep beneath the skin. bending over in the mirror to do it sounds like a logistical nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971950)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: misunderstood multi-colored sex offender

ewww. have u done this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965989)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:47 PM
Author: Pearl hyperventilating whorehouse dopamine

never had one on my ass, but this is the standard least painful way to get rid of a stubborn pimple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965995)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: misunderstood multi-colored sex offender

so where did u have one that you stuck a needle into?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966005)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: Pearl hyperventilating whorehouse dopamine

I don't get those sorts of pimples because I exfoliate quite a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966022)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 4:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor

i havent got a zit on my face in years but this one hurts. no way i can bust it with a needle anyways. its way tender to the touch and feels like its the size of a marble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966105)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 4:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant Background Story Nowag

without getting into too much detail, where exactly on your ass is it located?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966136)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 4:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor

it is right smack on the left butt cheek, like right where the bone presses against the flesh when you sit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966184)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 4:33 PM
Author: Electric salmon crackhouse roast beef

drink three shots of tequila, then squeeze the shit out of that pimple until it explodes. douse wound in a fourth shot of tequila.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966254)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 4:09 PM
Author: Pearl hyperventilating whorehouse dopamine

If it's that big you're going to have to use a needle. There's no way you can squeeze it out of the pore.

Just suck it up. As long as everything is sanitized there should be no problem. Get it over with. This whole thing could be over in less than five minutes of pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966138)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 4:04 PM
Author: adventurous gaming laptop

I've done this to my face. Except I use a flame to disinfect the needle.

I don't get acne very often, but I'll occasionally develop a painful infected hair follicle after an eyebrow waxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966113)





Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: azure pozpig

WTF? This isn't a MadCat thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966016)





Date: December 4th, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: sick unhinged laser beams

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8974851)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor

jesus christ this sucks. i am going to the doctor tommorow. no fucking way i could have popped it on my own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971854)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug

you really are a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971912)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor

you try sitting down comfortably with something like this pinned between your left butt cheek bone and the seat. its horrible. almsot makes me wish i was a fat so i'd have some cushioning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971928)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:38 PM
Author: Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug

LOL. I still don't see why you can't do this yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971941)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor

i think i'd faint if i just jabbed a needle across it there. if i bend over to look and see what im doing, my thigh/buttcheek gets really taut and its painful almost to the touch but its got to be at least 1/8 inch underneath the surface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971968)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug

yeah, that's a cyst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971979)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:45 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal heady orchestra pit wagecucks

i found this grosser than the rape thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971971)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug

What kind of homosexual are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971982)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:47 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal heady orchestra pit wagecucks

the self hating kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971985)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: Magenta free-loading antidepressant drug

Is there any other kind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971990)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor

try living it dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971995)





Date: December 4th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring step-uncle's house rigor

FUCK I HURT!!! i CAN"T EVEN SIT ON MY OWN COUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8974844)





Date: December 4th, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: diverse persian

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilonidal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8975681)