Date: June 18th, 2011 11:28 AM Author: Ruddy garrison
Hello All!
My name is Julia Sweet-Treat. I am a male, however, as I am keeping my name consistent with the feminist principles in which I follow. I have legally changed my name to this so spare me the jokes.
I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers.
I am sadened dying of "the scholarly noble." Law should not be about making money--it should be about the sweet treat of scholarship and the academic education you receive. Those complaining about debt and biglaw don't get it. It's a sweet sweet treat. I will be here to provide this board with scholarship.
If you need me, just call for me: "Oh, bake me a treat Mr. Scholarly Sweet!"
Date: June 19th, 2011 1:25 PM Author: Amber coffee pot
tcr. OP: you'll probably be better off if you just never share with anyone what you find funny and never attempt to make jokes. at this point the best case scenario is just for people to not feel noticeably uncomfortable around you