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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
Multi-colored university messiness
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
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  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
concupiscible foreskin orchestra pit
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
bearded newt
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
concupiscible foreskin orchestra pit
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
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  06/29/24
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Multi-colored university messiness
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
floppy narrow-minded quadroon
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
carnelian frozen sound barrier
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Hyperventilating knife range
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
floppy narrow-minded quadroon
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Hyperventilating knife range
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
floppy narrow-minded quadroon
  06/29/24
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Hyperventilating knife range
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
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  06/22/25
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  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
carnelian frozen sound barrier
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
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  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Hyperventilating knife range
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
abnormal sapphire step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
razzle ticket booth legend
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
supple overrated antidepressant drug
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
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  06/29/24
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  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
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  06/29/24
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  06/29/24
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  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
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  06/29/24
she did it again
Multi-colored university messiness
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
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  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored university messiness

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: indecent casino

She longs for the fist brother

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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: concupiscible foreskin orchestra pit

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: bearded newt

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: concupiscible foreskin orchestra pit

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: concupiscible foreskin orchestra pit

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: floppy narrow-minded quadroon

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: supple overrated antidepressant drug

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: pea-brained hot center

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Federal Motley Piazza



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed sooty international law enforcement agency psychic



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored university messiness



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: floppy narrow-minded quadroon

dont use cheap pasta

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: carnelian frozen sound barrier

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Hyperventilating knife range

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: floppy narrow-minded quadroon

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Hyperventilating knife range

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: floppy narrow-minded quadroon

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Hyperventilating knife range



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: copper fragrant school cafeteria

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: clear excitant base depressive



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: carnelian frozen sound barrier

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: abnormal sapphire step-uncle's house pisswyrm

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Hyperventilating knife range

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: abnormal sapphire step-uncle's house pisswyrm

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth legend

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: supple overrated antidepressant drug

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Dun rigor

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: appetizing underhanded national security agency mediation



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Wonderful jade factory reset button

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Thirsty Submissive Rehab

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: swashbuckling school

Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed sooty international law enforcement agency psychic

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored university messiness

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: lemon frisky parlour friendly grandma

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: clear excitant base depressive

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: indecent casino

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041232)