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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
soul-stirring mildly autistic nursing home
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Rose Hell
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Vigorous weed whacker trailer park
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
swollen point trump supporter
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Rose Hell
  11/12/24
wow!
confused pit masturbator
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
motley hairy legs
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
big site
  11/12/24
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Rose Hell
  11/12/24
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Cocky heady patrolman
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confused pit masturbator
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swollen point trump supporter
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clear mexican hospital
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Drunken old irish cottage cruise ship
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Sickened Jew Toilet Seat
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ruby water buffalo garrison
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confused pit masturbator
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Aspie Pickup Line
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Cocky heady patrolman
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Rose Hell
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
buck-toothed rigpig
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Zippy garnet heaven
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Vigorous weed whacker trailer park
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
Odious chestnut pozpig kitchen
  11/12/24
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Sickened Jew Toilet Seat
  06/08/25
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ruby water buffalo garrison
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Cerise Casino
  11/12/24
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confused pit masturbator
  11/12/24
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Internet-worthy church twinkling uncleanness
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
stirring twinkling location pervert
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
confused pit masturbator
  11/12/24
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confused pit masturbator
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
fighting station
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Drunken old irish cottage cruise ship
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Floppy slap-happy liquid oxygen
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Drunken old irish cottage cruise ship
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Rose Hell
  06/08/25
Damning.
maniacal pale abode psychic
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic nursing home

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Rose Hell

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Vigorous weed whacker trailer park

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: swollen point trump supporter

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Rose Hell

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: confused pit masturbator

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: motley hairy legs

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: big site

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Rose Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Cocky heady patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: confused pit masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: swollen point trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: clear mexican hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Drunken old irish cottage cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Sickened Jew Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: ruby water buffalo garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: confused pit masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Cocky heady patrolman

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Rose Hell

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed rigpig

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Zippy garnet heaven

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Vigorous weed whacker trailer park

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Odious chestnut pozpig kitchen

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Sickened Jew Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: ruby water buffalo garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Cerise Casino

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: confused pit masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Internet-worthy church twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: stirring twinkling location pervert

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: confused pit masturbator

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: confused pit masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: fighting station

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Drunken old irish cottage cruise ship

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Floppy slap-happy liquid oxygen

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Drunken old irish cottage cruise ship

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Rose Hell

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: maniacal pale abode psychic

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996493)