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mischievous theater stage
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
bonkers step-uncle's house quadroon
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Cr
Dark excitant stag film faggot firefighter
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Elite Abnormal Ape
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clear aromatic trailer park blood rage
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Garnet sandwich
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Aphrodisiac hyperventilating state people who are hurt
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
chartreuse party of the first part kitty cat
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Aphrodisiac hyperventilating state people who are hurt
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chartreuse party of the first part kitty cat
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Fragrant naked space jewess
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
chartreuse party of the first part kitty cat
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Fragrant naked space jewess
  05/05/25
180
chartreuse party of the first part kitty cat
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
milky codepig depressive
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
sticky den love of her life
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Submissive sweet tailpipe
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Odious partner chapel
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Avocado coiffed ticket booth
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Odious partner chapel
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
clear aromatic trailer park blood rage
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Stirring Personal Credit Line Point
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
ruddy vivacious twinkling uncleanness therapy
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
sticky den love of her life
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Mewling scarlet area faggotry
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Elite Abnormal Ape
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Avocado coiffed ticket booth
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mischievous theater stage
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Avocado coiffed ticket booth
  05/09/25
1800000
mischievous theater stage
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Avocado coiffed ticket booth
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
khaki kitchen
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Mind-boggling fear-inspiring theater incel
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
crystalline slimy degenerate nursing home
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
clear aromatic trailer park blood rage
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
khaki kitchen
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Garnet sandwich
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
khaki kitchen
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
khaki kitchen
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mischievous theater stage
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khaki kitchen
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
contagious persian address
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Vibrant spot knife
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Pink Free-loading Native
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: mischievous theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: bonkers step-uncle's house quadroon

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Dark excitant stag film faggot firefighter

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Elite Abnormal Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: clear aromatic trailer park blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Garnet sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hyperventilating state people who are hurt

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: chartreuse party of the first part kitty cat

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hyperventilating state people who are hurt

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: chartreuse party of the first part kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Fragrant naked space jewess

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: chartreuse party of the first part kitty cat

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Fragrant naked space jewess

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: chartreuse party of the first part kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: milky codepig depressive

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: sticky den love of her life

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Submissive sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Odious partner chapel

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Avocado coiffed ticket booth

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Odious partner chapel

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: clear aromatic trailer park blood rage

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Stirring Personal Credit Line Point

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: ruddy vivacious twinkling uncleanness therapy

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: sticky den love of her life

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Mewling scarlet area faggotry

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Elite Abnormal Ape

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Avocado coiffed ticket booth

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: mischievous theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Avocado coiffed ticket booth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: mischievous theater stage

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Avocado coiffed ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: khaki kitchen

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fear-inspiring theater incel

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: crystalline slimy degenerate nursing home

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: clear aromatic trailer park blood rage

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: khaki kitchen

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Garnet sandwich

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: khaki kitchen

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: khaki kitchen

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: mischievous theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: khaki kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: contagious persian address

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Vibrant spot knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Pink Free-loading Native

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)