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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Sepia Passionate Water Buffalo
  06/27/25
i support islam now
titillating rambunctious dysfunction masturbator
  06/27/25
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charismatic carnelian incel
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Soul-stirring death wish hospital
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Sepia Passionate Water Buffalo
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Soul-stirring death wish hospital
  06/27/25
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Dashing overrated love of her life personal credit line
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Electric cheese-eating private investor kitchen
  06/27/25
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Jade Galvanic Pisswyrm Church Building
  06/27/25
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Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard
  06/27/25
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Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Magenta fat ankles
  06/27/25
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Chrome racy gaping site
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Electric cheese-eating private investor kitchen
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
crimson bipolar lodge
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Electric cheese-eating private investor kitchen
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Soul-stirring death wish hospital
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Electric cheese-eating private investor kitchen
  06/27/25
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Comical lemon ticket booth depressive
  06/27/25
It's both
Pea-brained Senate
  06/27/25
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Jade Galvanic Pisswyrm Church Building
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Razzle-dazzle ultramarine theatre
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Aphrodisiac impertinent heaven
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
titillating rambunctious dysfunction masturbator
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
irradiated nubile locale
  06/27/25
lmfao
crimson bipolar lodge
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
disturbing state
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Jade Galvanic Pisswyrm Church Building
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
disturbing state
  06/27/25
lmao
Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Soul-stirring death wish hospital
  06/27/25
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Judgmental odious background story place of business
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Bat Shit Crazy Salmon National
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Electric cheese-eating private investor kitchen
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Bat Shit Crazy Salmon National
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Electric cheese-eating private investor kitchen
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Jade Galvanic Pisswyrm Church Building
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
disturbing state
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Jade Galvanic Pisswyrm Church Building
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
dun partner
  06/27/25
TiTscR
slate point macaca
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Sepia Passionate Water Buffalo
  06/27/25
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Sepia Passionate Water Buffalo
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Razzle-dazzle ultramarine theatre
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
soggy green persian gunner
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
beady-eyed address
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
lascivious frisky stain
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Unholy den
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
soggy green persian gunner
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Mustard becky athletic conference
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Aphrodisiac impertinent heaven
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Unholy den
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
soggy green persian gunner
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Sepia Passionate Water Buffalo



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious dysfunction masturbator

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian incel



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring death wish hospital

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Sepia Passionate Water Buffalo

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring death wish hospital

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Dashing overrated love of her life personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Electric cheese-eating private investor kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Jade Galvanic Pisswyrm Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Magenta fat ankles

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Chrome racy gaping site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Electric cheese-eating private investor kitchen

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: crimson bipolar lodge

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Electric cheese-eating private investor kitchen

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring death wish hospital

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Electric cheese-eating private investor kitchen

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Comical lemon ticket booth depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Pea-brained Senate

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Jade Galvanic Pisswyrm Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ultramarine theatre

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac impertinent heaven

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious dysfunction masturbator

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: irradiated nubile locale

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: crimson bipolar lodge

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: disturbing state

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Jade Galvanic Pisswyrm Church Building

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: disturbing state

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring death wish hospital

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Judgmental odious background story place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Salmon National

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Electric cheese-eating private investor kitchen

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Salmon National

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Electric cheese-eating private investor kitchen

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Jade Galvanic Pisswyrm Church Building

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: disturbing state

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Jade Galvanic Pisswyrm Church Building

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: dun partner

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: slate point macaca

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Sepia Passionate Water Buffalo

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Sepia Passionate Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ultramarine theatre

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: soggy green persian gunner

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed address

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: lascivious frisky stain

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Unholy den

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: soggy green persian gunner

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Mustard becky athletic conference

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac impertinent heaven

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Unholy den

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: soggy green persian gunner

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)