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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: deep mentally impaired national

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: navy menage volcanic crater

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: dashing twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Heady sapphire associate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Ruddy Wonderful Pocket Flask Base



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Sinister Cracking Piazza French Chef



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating parlour ape



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Blue Domesticated Center Partner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Contagious Keepsake Machete



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Harsh Bossy Boltzmann Office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Rehab Cuckold



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: chartreuse razzle coldplay fan



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Ruddy Wonderful Pocket Flask Base

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: multi-colored resort

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Hominid Psychic

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: dull queen of the night

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: deep mentally impaired national

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Claret dog poop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: stirring painfully honest range

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: dull queen of the night



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: dark goal in life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Pale Anal Site Legal Warrant



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Harsh Bossy Boltzmann Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: chartreuse razzle coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Heady sapphire associate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: rose naked brunch main people

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Indecent aromatic organic girlfriend becky

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: deep mentally impaired national

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating parlour ape

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Dun Degenerate

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Contagious Keepsake Machete

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Violent sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: rebellious zippy tattoo casino



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: twisted corner pervert

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: deep mentally impaired national

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Heady sapphire associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: chartreuse razzle coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Claret dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: lake market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: dull queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095575)