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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
pea-brained feces
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
electric gold philosopher-king
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
pink business firm
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
pea-brained feces
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
comical house
  05/10/24
No
claret brunch
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Magenta Aphrodisiac Public Bath Love Of Her Life
  05/10/24
180
claret brunch
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Coral generalized bond
  05/10/24
180
claret brunch
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
territorial chrome mad cow disease
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
self-centered razzle travel guidebook plaza
  05/10/24
180
claret brunch
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
territorial chrome mad cow disease
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Sooty thirsty fortuitous meteor
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
zippy rose multi-billionaire dysfunction
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Mind-boggling outnumbered point degenerate
  05/12/24
...
pea-brained feces
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Navy theatre yarmulke
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Fragrant bawdyhouse weed whacker
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
Heady french chef location
  05/10/24
...
startled forum windowlicker
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
mischievous kitty menage
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Coral generalized bond
  05/10/24
180
claret brunch
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
deranged lodge indirect expression
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
racy clear stain sandwich
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
Heady french chef location
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Obsidian filthy principal's office boiling water
  05/10/24
...
Amber low-t orchestra pit
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Sick Bat-shit-crazy Personal Credit Line
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Swashbuckling Slate Chad
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
stirring shitlib
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Magenta Aphrodisiac Public Bath Love Of Her Life
  05/10/24
...
passionate fat ankles
  05/10/24
...
violent pisswyrm
  05/10/24
...
Heady french chef location
  05/11/24
Kike!
claret brunch
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
comical house
  05/10/24
he was an associate
Mahogany mentally impaired hissy fit
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
supple drunken shrine tank
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
spectacular office toilet seat
  05/10/24
...
Navy theatre yarmulke
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Adventurous scourge upon the earth knife
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
talking pungent hell partner
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
supple drunken shrine tank
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Sepia Locale
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
supple drunken shrine tank
  05/12/24
probably no one
pea-brained feces
  05/12/24
...
violent pisswyrm
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
Startling Cracking Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Irradiated Nubile University
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
supple drunken shrine tank
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
racy clear stain sandwich
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Irradiated Nubile University
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
racy clear stain sandwich
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
bat shit crazy bespoke goyim crotch
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
wonderful painfully honest native wagecucks
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
racy clear stain sandwich
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Mind-boggling outnumbered point degenerate
  05/12/24
...
Startling Cracking Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: pea-brained feces

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: electric gold philosopher-king

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: pink business firm

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: pea-brained feces

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: comical house

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: claret brunch

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Magenta Aphrodisiac Public Bath Love Of Her Life

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: claret brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Coral generalized bond

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: claret brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: territorial chrome mad cow disease

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: self-centered razzle travel guidebook plaza

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: claret brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: territorial chrome mad cow disease

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Sooty thirsty fortuitous meteor

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: zippy rose multi-billionaire dysfunction

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling outnumbered point degenerate

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: pea-brained feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Navy theatre yarmulke

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Fragrant bawdyhouse weed whacker

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Heady french chef location

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: startled forum windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: mischievous kitty menage

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Coral generalized bond

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: claret brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: deranged lodge indirect expression

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: racy clear stain sandwich

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Heady french chef location

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Obsidian filthy principal's office boiling water

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Amber low-t orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Sick Bat-shit-crazy Personal Credit Line

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Slate Chad

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: stirring shitlib

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Magenta Aphrodisiac Public Bath Love Of Her Life

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: violent pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Heady french chef location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: claret brunch

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: comical house

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Mahogany mentally impaired hissy fit

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: supple drunken shrine tank

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: spectacular office toilet seat

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Navy theatre yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Adventurous scourge upon the earth knife

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: talking pungent hell partner

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: supple drunken shrine tank

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Sepia Locale

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: supple drunken shrine tank

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: pea-brained feces

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: violent pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Startling Cracking Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Irradiated Nubile University

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: supple drunken shrine tank

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: racy clear stain sandwich

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Irradiated Nubile University

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: racy clear stain sandwich

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: bat shit crazy bespoke goyim crotch

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: wonderful painfully honest native wagecucks

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: racy clear stain sandwich

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling outnumbered point degenerate

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Startling Cracking Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)