*cue gentle laughter laugh track*

zurich: "What happened, SP? Don't tell me you lost again"

SP: "yeah, judge was a huge Trump supporter"

zurich: "but it was an uncontested motion!"

*cue audience laugh track*

SP: "you don't understand the law, we don't do it like how you used to in DC"

zurich: "in DC we didn't lose when the other side did't even show up!"

*audience laughter*

SP: "I've practiced in DC and New York, I know how it works"

zurich: "Riding the bus to comet pizza isn't practicing law, SP!"

SP: "I guess I'm more of a thinker than a practicer"

zurich: "sure bud sure"

*E walks in with handful of papers*

E: "SP!! Can you explain all these emails I just got talking about you!?"

SP: "It's my online enemies, they're mocking and defaming me"

zurich: "Threatening too. I sent most of those myself"

E: "Oh zurich!"

*audience laughter*

*theme music plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630774&forum_id=2#48314510)