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Donald Trump DECIMATES BigLaw White Collar Crime Practices

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Won’t the NLRB still be busy busting unions now?
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How nervous are CFPB specialist biglaw attorneys right now
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Date: February 13th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling cumskin genital piercing

Lmao, this dude just suspended all FCPA investigations. Wal-Mart alone spent more than $1 billion on FCPA cases over the past decade.

All those hours - POOF!

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Date: February 13th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Costumed macaca

The trade compliance fags at my office are melting down. They just published a new version of their mandatory annual training and it was one slide that just said “do whatever the fuck you want who gives a shit.” I saw the director of the group slumped in a chair drooling on himself in the breakroom, presumably OD’d on fentanyl. I asked one of the paralegals to call 911 and look for some Narcan but she scoffed and said “we shouldn’t waste it on one of them” and walked off casually.

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Date: February 13th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling cumskin genital piercing

Harsh, but fair

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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:14 AM
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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:24 AM
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Date: February 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling cumskin genital piercing

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/trump-fcpa-anti-bribery-law-executive-order/

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Date: February 14th, 2025 9:53 AM
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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: chest-beating kitty lay

as i've been saying since he took office and started wrecking the administrative state, this is going to be an absolute disaster for biglaw.

good thing i never upgraded to a mcmansion, private schools, etc. because none of that shit interests me. we have a couple million invested and i could go drive for uber or something and be rich in 15-20 years. looks like i may have to do that now.

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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling cumskin genital piercing

Won’t the NLRB still be busy busting unions now?

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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: chest-beating kitty lay

it'll lead to a slowdown for me. during the course of the Biden admin, the NLRB expanded the scope of the NLRB like crazy and lots of nonunion companies were getting NLRB charges. that will scale back big time.

that said, i don't think union organizing will slow down, and it might actually pick up. although the NLRB at the moment can't function because Trump fired a member and it's down to two people. the day to day stuff like investigations and trials will continue, but there's going to be a bottleneck at the top because precedential decisions can't be issued.

the bigger issue is the constitutionality of the NLRA, which SCOTUS will be taking up relatively soon. there have been a bunch of challenges to the NLRA's removal restrictions that protect NLRB members and ALJs. if SCOTUS agrees, that will be an opportunity for the NLRA to be reworked. if that happens, i could see the law being scaled way way back in a way that fucks my practice up.

i'd hate to be a young biglolyer now. i was already on a 5-7 year timeframe for stepping away from law. i should be able to stay on that and quit when i was going to anyway.

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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:21 AM
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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: chest-beating kitty lay

not now, no

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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:14 AM
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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:15 AM
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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: orange nowag

Gravy trains end now, lolyers.

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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Internet-worthy pit police squad

How nervous are CFPB specialist biglaw attorneys right now

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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: chest-beating kitty lay

probably very. i'm a labor lawyer and have seen that the second trump admin is going to be very bad for my practice, but it's not going to just do away with it completely.

these doods are facing an existential threat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680085&forum_id=2#48659157)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: sienna impertinent haunted graveyard

My firm is still planning to make millions of dollars providing extensive legal advice and analysis of hypothetical risks that will never materialize. You’ll never knock us down.

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Date: February 14th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: spectacular space

Your firm needs to fund some scrappy plaintiff's firm that sues smaller companies than the ones you represent to generate scary stories for your pitches and newsletters.

Best couple million you'll ever spend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680085&forum_id=2#48661199)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 6:48 PM
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