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Wife is obsessed with kids water bottles

Kids have these fancy water bottles we have to take everywhe...
Irradiated house
  05/16/26
xo 2026: kids' water bottle threading. a very important t...
swashbuckling masturbator
  05/16/26
i bet they have mold inside of them in the straws and other ...
Cracking Headpube
  05/17/26
this is the pathological manifestation of her unmet phallic ...
Ultramarine swollen hunting ground
  05/17/26
You've got a great schtick potential if you add an "r&q...
Supple plum lodge
  05/17/26
Whats the DEAL with kids water bottles
aromatic buff yarmulke
  05/17/26
its the equivalent of a surrogate activity for women
Cracking Headpube
  05/17/26
do you have any idea how much shaming a mother would get if ...
adulterous stubborn pistol
  05/17/26
Punch her in the FUPA
Supple plum lodge
  05/17/26
My prole co-workers always “lose” their stupid w...
iridescent bat-shit-crazy area scourge upon the earth
  05/17/26
Well, she left her water bottle next to my bed, so shame on ...
Vigorous cordovan location
  05/17/26
Women literally make shit up like this to constantly neuroti...
Confused Maize Spot
  05/17/26
Unlike male POASTERS, notoriously low in neuroticism.
Stirring Milky Hell
  05/17/26
so true!
Unholy newt laser beams
  05/17/26
if you have acquired a woman it is absolutely critical to pr...
Unholy newt laser beams
  05/17/26
Not flame this is Very Important
Confused Maize Spot
  05/17/26


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Date: May 16th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: Irradiated house

Kids have these fancy water bottles we have to take everywhere with them and my wife is paranoid about them being lost what is this shit

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Date: May 16th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator

xo 2026: kids' water bottle threading.

a very important topic.

when did this bullshit start that kids cant go an hour without drinking water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866968&forum_id=2#49887261)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: Cracking Headpube

i bet they have mold inside of them in the straws and other areas

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Date: May 17th, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine swollen hunting ground

this is the pathological manifestation of her unmet phallic needs finding expression in other areas of her life

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Date: May 17th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: Supple plum lodge

You've got a great schtick potential if you add an "r": zarathrustra

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Date: May 17th, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: aromatic buff yarmulke

Whats the DEAL with kids water bottles

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Date: May 17th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Cracking Headpube

its the equivalent of a surrogate activity for women

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Date: May 17th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: adulterous stubborn pistol

do you have any idea how much shaming a mother would get if her kids were found to be DEHYDRATED? Well, DO YOU?

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Date: May 17th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Supple plum lodge

Punch her in the FUPA

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Date: May 17th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy area scourge upon the earth

My prole co-workers always “lose” their stupid water bottles but I just throw them away.

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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Vigorous cordovan location

Well, she left her water bottle next to my bed, so shame on her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866968&forum_id=2#49887746)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Confused Maize Spot

Women literally make shit up like this to constantly neurotically freak out about for no reason because they prefer conflict and chaos to peace and tranquility not flame

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Date: May 17th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Stirring Milky Hell

Unlike male POASTERS, notoriously low in neuroticism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866968&forum_id=2#49887770)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Unholy newt laser beams

so true!

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Date: May 17th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Unholy newt laser beams

if you have acquired a woman it is absolutely critical to provide her with sufficient Busywork. If you fail at any point to provide her with Busywork the consequences will be catastrophic. it sounds like I am joking but I am not.

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Date: May 17th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Confused Maize Spot

Not flame this is Very Important

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866968&forum_id=2#49887933)