Date: October 7th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: aromatic cordovan theater
For example, I was dreaming that my next door neighbor was planting tons of oleander bushes between out two driveways (the boundary line). I thought to myself, now that oleander flowers and stays green throughout the year, but it's also toxic. Then I thought, wait, that's not what my neighbor's house looks like, and that's not what my house looks like, and I'm dreaming. Then I closed my eyes and tried to wake up.
The next thing I know I'm walking around a neighborhood and I assume, at first that it's my own neighborhood, but then I'm looking around and I notice it's the wrong neighborhood. It's an old neighborhood where I no longer live. So I shut my eyes again and I try to get myself to wake up. And this time it's only partially successful.
Then I'm back on a driveway and it's of my home, though in retrospect it was really a lot more like my old house driveway than my current house driveway, and anyway, I tell myself (in the dream), hey you're dreaming you can do anything you want, so I decide to fly like I'm a Canadian goose. But I get about 20 feet in the air and these other white birds start dive bombing me. I mean coming right at me head-on and it's terrifying. Then one smacks me right in the face and I wake up.
I also had a long and convoluted dream where my mother attacked me at a grocery store and started throwing cans of olives at me and calling me names like bambino in what I can only assume was the canned olives and pickles aisle.
Date: October 7th, 2026 11:33 PM Author: Swashbuckling judgmental base
one of these days your heart is probably just gonna give up while you're sleeping and you're gonna wake up dead and your wife will go into the safe and sort thru the life insurance policies and get all your PWs and log into your retirement accounts and whatnot and say, "wow, that's it?"