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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
Beady-eyed ticket booth quadroon
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
Mint infuriating theater stage
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
Federal tanning salon nibblets
  09/18/14
fair
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kink-friendly hospital corn cake
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Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
adventurous jet home
  02/26/16
No man
dun travel guidebook filthpig
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
Bright odious foreskin den
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
irradiated temple ladyboy
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
Cheese-eating Medicated Patrolman
  02/26/16
fuk u
Soul-stirring green heaven yarmulke
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Federal tanning salon nibblets
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Slate Idiot
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impertinent disgusting orchestra pit
  02/26/16
Lol fags
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  02/26/16
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impertinent disgusting orchestra pit
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
Peach House Gay Wizard
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
Cerebral irate forum
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
citrine aromatic station
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
Amethyst Property
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
Cerebral irate forum
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
Amethyst Property
  03/08/16
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impertinent disgusting orchestra pit
  09/28/21
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impertinent disgusting orchestra pit
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Lul
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Appetizing Drunken Deer Antler Mad-dog Skullcap
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Beady-eyed ticket booth quadroon
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I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
zombie-like church building
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
bronze passionate selfie liquid oxygen
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
zombie-like church building
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
bronze passionate selfie liquid oxygen
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
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bronze passionate selfie liquid oxygen
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zombie-like church building
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impertinent disgusting orchestra pit
  10/11/23
GOAT
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth quadroon

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Mint infuriating theater stage

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#26351095)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Federal tanning salon nibblets

the board was so fucking faggy back then

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: silver roommate plaza

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: kink-friendly hospital corn cake



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: adventurous jet home

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: dun travel guidebook filthpig

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Bright odious foreskin den

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: irradiated temple ladyboy

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Medicated Patrolman

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring green heaven yarmulke

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Federal tanning salon nibblets



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: adventurous jet home



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Vivacious pink fanboi haunted graveyard



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Slate Idiot



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: impertinent disgusting orchestra pit



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling brilliant hall son of senegal

Lol fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925369)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: impertinent disgusting orchestra pit



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: Peach House Gay Wizard

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Cerebral irate forum

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: citrine aromatic station

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Amethyst Property

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Cerebral irate forum

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Amethyst Property

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: impertinent disgusting orchestra pit



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: impertinent disgusting orchestra pit



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Charcoal partner corner

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Appetizing Drunken Deer Antler Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth quadroon



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: zombie-like church building

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: bronze passionate selfie liquid oxygen

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: zombie-like church building

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: bronze passionate selfie liquid oxygen

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: bistre exhilarant knife mad cow disease

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: bronze passionate selfie liquid oxygen



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: zombie-like church building



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: impertinent disgusting orchestra pit



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic idea he suggested kitchen

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: impertinent disgusting orchestra pit



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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