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He called me “bro.” I wished he meant something more.
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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:37 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate It was near closing, the kind of quiet that makes you notice every little sound. I was restocking frozen peas when he walked in—tall, confident, wearing a perfectly-fitted hoodie. Chad.
“Hey, man,” he said, smiling. “You know where the protein powder is?” His voice was smooth, effortless, like he belonged anywhere he went.
I pointed him to aisle 5, and as he turned to leave, he said, “Thanks, bro.” Bro.
I stood there for a moment, letting it sink in. I knew it didn’t mean anything, but I wanted it to. I imagined Chad lingering, asking about my day, maybe laughing at one of my bad jokes. But he didn’t. He just walked away.
Finished my shift, went home, and stared at my reflection in the microwave door. Whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 9th, 2024 11:27 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48314969) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 2:50 PM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48315581) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:10 PM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48315656) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:21 PM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48339406) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:41 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48341222) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:42 AM Author: Bossy depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48341233) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:58 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48341330) |
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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:17 PM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48346027) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:15 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48354702) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:16 AM Author: Deep honey-headed orchestra pit coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48354707) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:26 PM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48356166) |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 10:17 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48359670) |
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Date: November 21st, 2024 2:08 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48363436) |
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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:44 PM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate :( :( :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48388838) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 1:10 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48457085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:58 AM Author: curious center hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48457196) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:06 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48460859) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:09 AM Author: curious center hunting ground This happened to me many times IRL. A cute Chad would come in around closing, almost always alone. Sometimes he'd be coming from "the gym" and I could smell the musk and sweat on his perfect, sculpted body. I'd usually fumble my words, screw up the transaction, and then awkwardly say goodnight. The worst was when he'd give me that "Are you okay, bro?" look.
I'm fine, I thought to myself.
I'm fine. |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate "Are you okay, bro?" echoed in the empty aisles long after closing, like a question left for ghosts.
You think it was for you, but it wasn’t. It was for the space between who you are and who you think Chad is—two strangers, circling shelves of powdered illusions.
The worst part isn’t that you’re not "fine."
It’s that maybe he isn’t, either. |
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Date: December 19th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: curious center hunting ground Another Chad shook my hand at work today, not flame. He was extremely cocky and I almost lost my mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48464158) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 4:41 AM Author: seedy fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48495009) |
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Date: December 26th, 2024 3:47 PM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48489024) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 3:10 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48494963) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:46 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48771674) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 4:11 AM Author: Anal Telephone Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48494998) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 7:16 PM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48497045) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 7:17 PM Author: curious center hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48497052) |
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Date: January 4th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48518566) |
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Date: January 5th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48519886) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:50 AM Author: curious center hunting ground I encountered yet another Chad yesterday when he came in looking for some crap that was popular on "social media" or whatever. I fumbled my words and almost knocked over a display. Chad mentioned playing golf this weekend and I just nodded since I know nothing of the sport. But the thought did cross my mind: Would he let me wash his balls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48771697) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 4:29 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48771870) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2025 1:32 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#48773967) |
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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:12 AM Author: Carnelian Deranged House Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#49448973) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 3:07 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#49685218) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:52 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#49685600) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:54 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#49685604) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 6:31 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#49685664) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 10:04 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#49687982) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 10:08 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2#49688005) |