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Wife's nephew is about to make a terrible college decision

he got into a fraud 6 year pharm.d program. they offered him...
bistre party of the first part
  01/16/26
Why is it 6 years? Is it UG+grad school or something? For...
stubborn corner
  01/16/26
yes, it's an accelerated program. normally to become a pharm...
bistre party of the first part
  01/16/26
out the school there very much is prestige in pharmacy sc...
Frozen Swashbuckling Site
  01/16/26
Isn't it random state schools like Connecticut or Michigan S...
thriller massive hall
  01/16/26
There aren't more and better opportunities for grads of bett...
stubborn corner
  01/16/26
probably at the margins if you want to teach or something. b...
bistre party of the first part
  01/16/26
That's what he wants to do? You need a "doctorate"...
stubborn corner
  01/16/26
i commend the thoughtful tone of your poast, which is all th...
Charismatic Translucent Dragon Trailer Park
  01/16/26
How much did you pay for your philosophy PhD from Arizona St...
stubborn corner
  01/16/26
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Charismatic Translucent Dragon Trailer Park
  01/16/26
How much was your stipend in law school?
racy sex offender
  01/16/26
All the scholarship I could handle and then some
stubborn corner
  01/16/26
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racy sex offender
  01/16/26
Pharm.D. is a "professional" degree like an MD or ...
avocado medicated degenerate
  01/16/26
some make way more than doctors, but most make $100k at CVS ...
Frozen Swashbuckling Site
  01/16/26
Gtfo? The fucking register?
lascivious self-absorbed hominid stock car
  01/16/26
The separate register at the pharmacy, not the front of stor...
thriller massive hall
  01/16/26
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Irate Claret Point
  01/16/26
Imagine going to school for all those years, learning hard s...
Indecent water buffalo knife
  01/16/26
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stubborn corner
  01/16/26
Is Pharm D cr for research and new drug development, as oppo...
stubborn corner
  01/16/26
Pharm D's are pill pushers, researchers are PhDs, if not bot...
Cyan vivacious mediation brethren
  01/16/26
So why would anyone in this day and age cop PharmD?
stubborn corner
  01/16/26
Pharmacy seems even more fucked long term than other profess...
boyish set
  01/16/26
it should have been taken over by robots 10 years ago, but t...
Wonderful shaky base genital piercing
  01/16/26
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Chest-beating Fragrant Business Firm Rigor
  01/16/26
could a robot tell me what they did with the fidget spinner ...
Charismatic Translucent Dragon Trailer Park
  01/16/26
that's the part that gets me. this kid is so well-mannered, ...
bistre party of the first part
  01/16/26
"enjoy your Viagra, my friend" *sinister Arab s...
Flesh spectacular fanboi cumskin
  01/16/26
Why? What's the upside here?
stubborn corner
  01/16/26
the amount of work that goes into becoming a pharmacist is i...
Frozen Swashbuckling Site
  01/16/26
it's so unnecessary, 90% of them end up working as quality c...
Wonderful shaky base genital piercing
  01/16/26
He’s your nephew dude
Fiercely-loyal balding mexican goyim
  01/16/26
I know, hoping he gets into some decent UCs but don't feel r...
bistre party of the first part
  01/16/26
Here is my uneducated take on this: it is almost certainly a...
Transparent juggernaut
  01/16/26
speaking of new mexico, he could move there, become a reside...
Wonderful shaky base genital piercing
  01/16/26
isn't that basically law school? I got a $60,000 scholly ...
Disgusting crimson space immigrant
  01/16/26
But it opened so many doors and you literally learned how to...
Navy Yapping Coldplay Fan
  01/16/26
I want to sit in a gas chamber with a wooden door
Disgusting crimson space immigrant
  01/17/26


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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: bistre party of the first part

he got into a fraud 6 year pharm.d program. they offered him a "$25k scholarship" that they offer probably to everyone. total cost will be north of $300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593665)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: stubborn corner

Why is it 6 years? Is it UG+grad school or something?

For academic subjects, 100% of PhDs that the candidate pays for are flame. They should be funded by the school + a stipend (based on the candidate's lab work, research, and/or teaching). Is that not the case with a Pharm.D.?

How is the quality of the school? Would he be doing work with his 6 year, $300k (plus opportunity costs!) investment that he couldn't do with a 2 years my masters in bio or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593672)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: bistre party of the first part

yes, it's an accelerated program. normally to become a pharmacist you need 4 years of undergrad, 4 years of pharmacy school.

it's not really an academic doctorate, more of a professional doctorate like a JD. so you pay for that shit.

school is a TTT but prestige doesn't matter for pharmacy school. and yeah you need a pharm.d to be pharmacist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593676)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Frozen Swashbuckling Site

out the school

there very much is prestige in pharmacy schools, but the schools at the top of the list would surprise you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593751)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: thriller massive hall

Isn't it random state schools like Connecticut or Michigan State that are top pharmacy schools?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593779)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: stubborn corner

There aren't more and better opportunities for grads of better, more selective programs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593777)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: bistre party of the first part

probably at the margins if you want to teach or something. but if you're standing in a cvs or a hospital pharmacy why would it matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593827)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: stubborn corner

That's what he wants to do? You need a "doctorate" for that? I thought people got a doctorate to make big money researching new drugs for pharma companies or to get sinecures teaching at universities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49594112)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Charismatic Translucent Dragon Trailer Park

i commend the thoughtful tone of your poast, which is all the more impressive given that you seem to not at any point have put any thought whatsoever into the subject matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593681)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: stubborn corner

How much did you pay for your philosophy PhD from Arizona State, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593769)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Charismatic Translucent Dragon Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593776)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: racy sex offender

How much was your stipend in law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593816)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: stubborn corner

All the scholarship I could handle and then some

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49594117)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: racy sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593804)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: avocado medicated degenerate

Pharm.D. is a "professional" degree like an MD or DDS. They even have an equivalent of "residency" although it's optional. Pharmacists are a cartel which basically have no reason to exist in a world where everything is digitized, but they've never been enough of a drain for anyone to really care about killing the industry. That could certainly change though as their role becomes increasingly trivial.

It's certainly a less secure path than an actual doctor, not something worth investing 300k in (especially given pharmacists obviously do not make as much as doctors).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593705)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Frozen Swashbuckling Site

some make way more than doctors, but most make $100k at CVS and will be working the register

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593773)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: lascivious self-absorbed hominid stock car

Gtfo? The fucking register?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593819)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: thriller massive hall

The separate register at the pharmacy, not the front of store registry. 1/2 their job is just having people pick up and pay for shit at the register.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593830)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Irate Claret Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593929)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Indecent water buffalo knife

Imagine going to school for all those years, learning hard science and shit, and then having the assistant manager of a shitty CVS explain to you “yeah, we got a mandate from corporate to cut staff and we need to keep Joe up by the self-checkout because our customers are too retarded to use it and bums keep stealing the toothpaste and ice cream, but anyway it turns out you have enough time to fill all the scrips and run the register, so let’s try you doing both without a tech and see how long it takes for you to keel over. No you don’t get a raise this year - that goes to the CEO and the shareholders.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593979)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: stubborn corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49594119)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: stubborn corner

Is Pharm D cr for research and new drug development, as opposed to counting out pills and looking up contraindications? Or is that all done by people with MDs and chemistry PhDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593775)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Cyan vivacious mediation brethren

Pharm D's are pill pushers, researchers are PhDs, if not both MD and PhD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593812)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: stubborn corner

So why would anyone in this day and age cop PharmD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49594123)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: boyish set

Pharmacy seems even more fucked long term than other professions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593693)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Wonderful shaky base genital piercing

it should have been taken over by robots 10 years ago, but they're fighting it hard. it's such a terrible job too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593706)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: Chest-beating Fragrant Business Firm Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593783)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Charismatic Translucent Dragon Trailer Park

could a robot tell me what they did with the fidget spinner display that used to be by the checkout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593789)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: bistre party of the first part

that's the part that gets me. this kid is so well-mannered, tall as fuck, world is his oyster, and he's about to stand in a cvs for 9 hours a day making 120k being abused by proles day in and day out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593825)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Flesh spectacular fanboi cumskin

"enjoy your Viagra, my friend"

*sinister Arab smile*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593926)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: stubborn corner

Why? What's the upside here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49594126)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Frozen Swashbuckling Site

the amount of work that goes into becoming a pharmacist is insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593841)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Wonderful shaky base genital piercing

it's so unnecessary, 90% of them end up working as quality control drones checking decimal points and overriding computer alerts. alternatively, we should really cut them loose to make low level diagnoses and prescriptions, they're wildly underutilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593939)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal balding mexican goyim

He’s your nephew dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593831)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: bistre party of the first part

I know, hoping he gets into some decent UCs but don't feel right shitting on his dreams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593858)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Transparent juggernaut

Here is my uneducated take on this: it is almost certainly a cash grab on a very vulnerable segment of the population to try to trap them into 6 years of tuition with poor prospects after graduation.

there are instances in which i could see something like this making sense - if for example, new mexico was short on recruiting family doctors or nurses to live in their state, i could imagine implementing a program whereby essentially trapping a 24 year old into a local practice would make sense for both parties.

i dont know enough about pharm but i assume life will be quite different in 2032. seems like a major red flag to me hermano

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593881)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Wonderful shaky base genital piercing

speaking of new mexico, he could move there, become a resident after a year, go to UNM for free, then go work wherever he wants.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49593943)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Disgusting crimson space immigrant

isn't that basically law school?

I got a $60,000 scholly and graduated w/ $250,000 debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49594188)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Navy Yapping Coldplay Fan

But it opened so many doors and you literally learned how to think. That’s priceless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49595622)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Disgusting crimson space immigrant

I want to sit in a gas chamber with a wooden door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2#49595883)