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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Aqua insane lay becky
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams
  06/01/26
120...
Aqua insane lay becky
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Cerise sadistic yarmulke
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Cerise sadistic yarmulke
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
racy quadroon people who are hurt
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
racy quadroon people who are hurt
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Violent Legal Warrant University
  06/01/26
...
Glittery buff keepsake machete degenerate
  06/01/26
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ruby parlor
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Titillating indigo hell dragon
  06/01/26
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bearded senate therapy
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Insanely Creepy Cracking Party Of The First Part Meetinghouse
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
shimmering property ape
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
shimmering property ape
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Titillating indigo hell dragon
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Glittery buff keepsake machete degenerate
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Titillating indigo hell dragon
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Glittery buff keepsake machete degenerate
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
shimmering property ape
  06/01/26
...
low-t charismatic deer antler point
  06/02/26
you maed it
lilac mother
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
arrogant church
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Titillating indigo hell dragon
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Spectacular Light Foreskin
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Henna gaming laptop cruise ship
  06/01/26
what job did you have
180 thirsty orchestra pit
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Silver duck-like school cafeteria
  06/01/26
...
twinkling thriller pisswyrm set
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
azure lascivious liquid oxygen queen of the night
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Titillating indigo hell dragon
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
azure lascivious liquid oxygen queen of the night
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Titillating indigo hell dragon
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Impressive curious nibblets
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
olive crackhouse hunting ground
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
shimmering property ape
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
olive crackhouse hunting ground
  06/01/26
...
racy quadroon people who are hurt
  06/03/26
...
Adventurous address toaster
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Spectacular Light Foreskin
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Spectacular Light Foreskin
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Aphrodisiac roommate
  06/02/26
...
razzle charcoal generalized bond
  06/02/26
...
Glittery buff keepsake machete degenerate
  06/02/26
...
brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams
  06/03/26
...
racy quadroon people who are hurt
  06/03/26
...
Spectacular Light Foreskin
  06/03/26
...
bearded senate therapy
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
comical rehab shitlib
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Titillating indigo hell dragon
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
gaped razzmatazz state
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
razzle charcoal generalized bond
  06/03/26
...
brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams
  06/03/26
...
gaped razzmatazz state
  06/03/26
...
racy quadroon people who are hurt
  06/03/26
...
Spectacular Light Foreskin
  06/03/26
...
big bistre ladyboy
  06/03/26
...
Aqua insane lay becky
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
disrespectful heaven
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
gaped razzmatazz state
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Aqua insane lay becky

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Aqua insane lay becky

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Cerise sadistic yarmulke

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Cerise sadistic yarmulke

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: racy quadroon people who are hurt

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: racy quadroon people who are hurt

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Violent Legal Warrant University

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Glittery buff keepsake machete degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Titillating indigo hell dragon

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: bearded senate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Cracking Party Of The First Part Meetinghouse

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: shimmering property ape

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: shimmering property ape

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Titillating indigo hell dragon

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Glittery buff keepsake machete degenerate

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Titillating indigo hell dragon

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Glittery buff keepsake machete degenerate

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: shimmering property ape

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: low-t charismatic deer antler point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: lilac mother

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: arrogant church

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Titillating indigo hell dragon

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Spectacular Light Foreskin

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Henna gaming laptop cruise ship

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: 180 thirsty orchestra pit

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Silver duck-like school cafeteria

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: twinkling thriller pisswyrm set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: azure lascivious liquid oxygen queen of the night

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Titillating indigo hell dragon

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: azure lascivious liquid oxygen queen of the night

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Titillating indigo hell dragon

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Impressive curious nibblets

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: olive crackhouse hunting ground

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: shimmering property ape

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: olive crackhouse hunting ground

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: racy quadroon people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Adventurous address toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Spectacular Light Foreskin

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Spectacular Light Foreskin

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac roommate

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: razzle charcoal generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Glittery buff keepsake machete degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: racy quadroon people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Spectacular Light Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: bearded senate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: comical rehab shitlib

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Titillating indigo hell dragon

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: gaped razzmatazz state

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: razzle charcoal generalized bond

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: gaped razzmatazz state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: racy quadroon people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Spectacular Light Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: big bistre ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Aqua insane lay becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: brass up-to-no-good old irish cottage laser beams

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: disrespectful heaven

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: gaped razzmatazz state

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912932)