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sooty nursing home
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Hairless trust fund stage
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Cr
vibrant macaca
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Duck-like concupiscible location
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talented salmon associate
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Thriller son of senegal
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Burgundy candlestick maker indirect expression
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
mentally impaired exciting resort ladyboy
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Burgundy candlestick maker indirect expression
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mentally impaired exciting resort ladyboy
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Bat Shit Crazy Cocky Useless Brakes
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
mentally impaired exciting resort ladyboy
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Bat Shit Crazy Cocky Useless Brakes
  05/05/25
180
mentally impaired exciting resort ladyboy
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Trip Temple
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Opaque cracking market volcanic crater
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Swashbuckling umber shrine knife
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Fear-inspiring Digit Ratio New Version
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Motley antidepressant drug
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Fear-inspiring Digit Ratio New Version
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
talented salmon associate
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Electric Flickering Theater Queen Of The Night
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Adventurous Clown Rigor
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Opaque cracking market volcanic crater
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
disgusting learning disabled university generalized bond
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Duck-like concupiscible location
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Motley antidepressant drug
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sooty nursing home
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Motley antidepressant drug
  05/09/25
1800000
sooty nursing home
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Motley antidepressant drug
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
startled filthpig
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
shivering stead
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
indigo kitchen rigpig
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
talented salmon associate
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
startled filthpig
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Thriller son of senegal
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
startled filthpig
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
blow off some steam
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scholarship
  05/29/25
My bum is on the Swedish
buff diverse old irish cottage plaza
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Multi-colored private investor chapel
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Saffron Range
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: sooty nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Hairless trust fund stage

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: vibrant macaca

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Duck-like concupiscible location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: talented salmon associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Thriller son of senegal



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Burgundy candlestick maker indirect expression

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: mentally impaired exciting resort ladyboy

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Burgundy candlestick maker indirect expression

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: mentally impaired exciting resort ladyboy



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Cocky Useless Brakes

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: mentally impaired exciting resort ladyboy

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Cocky Useless Brakes

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: mentally impaired exciting resort ladyboy

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Trip Temple

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Opaque cracking market volcanic crater

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling umber shrine knife



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Digit Ratio New Version

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Motley antidepressant drug

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Digit Ratio New Version

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: talented salmon associate

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Electric Flickering Theater Queen Of The Night

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Adventurous Clown Rigor

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Opaque cracking market volcanic crater

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: disgusting learning disabled university generalized bond

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Duck-like concupiscible location

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Motley antidepressant drug

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: sooty nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Motley antidepressant drug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: sooty nursing home

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Motley antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: startled filthpig

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: shivering stead

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: indigo kitchen rigpig

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: talented salmon associate

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: startled filthpig

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Thriller son of senegal

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: startled filthpig

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: blow off some steam

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: buff diverse old irish cottage plaza

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored private investor chapel

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Saffron Range

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)