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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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zombie-like gunner field
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
fantasy-prone liquid oxygen theater
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
zombie-like gunner field
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
fantasy-prone liquid oxygen theater
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
zombie-like gunner field
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Anal Well-lubricated Selfie Rigor
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
zombie-like gunner field
  07/06/25
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cordovan excitant meetinghouse
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Mustard Hospital
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Underhanded resort
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Anal Well-lubricated Selfie Rigor
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Soul-stirring painfully honest jew church
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Rusted mewling locus
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Out-of-control Pocket Flask
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slippery hissy fit useless brakes
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multi-colored house police squad
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Rough-skinned spot
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costumed zippy hell therapy
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Cowardly State
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charismatic house-broken party of the first part
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deranged mood dopamine
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insecure volcanic crater
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plum french codepig ape
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Underhanded resort
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
fantasy-prone liquid oxygen theater
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Underhanded resort
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
zombie-like gunner field
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Underhanded resort
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
fantasy-prone liquid oxygen theater
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
zombie-like gunner field
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Underhanded resort
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Talented pistol
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Underhanded resort
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Lascivious aquamarine temple preventive strike
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
galvanic candlestick maker chad
  07/06/25
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plum french codepig ape
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Rusted mewling locus
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
exciting plaza
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
vibrant puce dragon
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
slippery hissy fit useless brakes
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Arousing ruby toilet seat corner
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
zombie-like gunner field
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Talented pistol
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
zombie-like gunner field
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Arousing ruby toilet seat corner
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Talented pistol
  07/07/25
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Rough-skinned spot
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Arousing ruby toilet seat corner
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
vibrant puce dragon
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Talented pistol
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Rough-skinned spot
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Arousing ruby toilet seat corner
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Rough-skinned spot
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Arousing ruby toilet seat corner
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Rough-skinned spot
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Arousing ruby toilet seat corner
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Arousing ruby toilet seat corner
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Rusted mewling locus
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Rough-skinned spot
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zombie-like gunner field
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Appetizing hot travel guidebook
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Underhanded resort
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Rough-skinned spot
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zombie-like gunner field
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Cracking hyperventilating heaven hominid
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
charismatic house-broken party of the first part
  07/11/25
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zombie-like gunner field
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Pale parlour juggernaut
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: zombie-like gunner field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: fantasy-prone liquid oxygen theater

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: zombie-like gunner field

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: fantasy-prone liquid oxygen theater

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: zombie-like gunner field

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Anal Well-lubricated Selfie Rigor

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: zombie-like gunner field

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: cordovan excitant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Mustard Hospital

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Underhanded resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Anal Well-lubricated Selfie Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring painfully honest jew church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077972)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Rusted mewling locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Out-of-control Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: slippery hissy fit useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: multi-colored house police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078367)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Rough-skinned spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: costumed zippy hell therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Cowardly State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: deranged mood dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: insecure volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: plum french codepig ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Underhanded resort

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: fantasy-prone liquid oxygen theater

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Underhanded resort

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: zombie-like gunner field

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Underhanded resort

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: fantasy-prone liquid oxygen theater

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: zombie-like gunner field

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Underhanded resort

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Talented pistol

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Underhanded resort

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Lascivious aquamarine temple preventive strike

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: galvanic candlestick maker chad

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: plum french codepig ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Rusted mewling locus

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: exciting plaza

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: vibrant puce dragon

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: slippery hissy fit useless brakes

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Arousing ruby toilet seat corner

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: zombie-like gunner field

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Talented pistol

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: zombie-like gunner field

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Arousing ruby toilet seat corner

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Talented pistol

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Rough-skinned spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Arousing ruby toilet seat corner

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: vibrant puce dragon

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Talented pistol

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned spot

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Arousing ruby toilet seat corner

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned spot

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Arousing ruby toilet seat corner

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Rough-skinned spot

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Arousing ruby toilet seat corner

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Arousing ruby toilet seat corner

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Rusted mewling locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Rough-skinned spot

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: zombie-like gunner field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Appetizing hot travel guidebook

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Underhanded resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Rough-skinned spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: zombie-like gunner field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Cracking hyperventilating heaven hominid

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken party of the first part

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: zombie-like gunner field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Pale parlour juggernaut

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)