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In middle school I used to get beaten up a lot

In football practice the coach would ride my ass so hard. I ...
Laughsome plum senate feces
  12/03/23
Weren’t you Tall? Just beat those kids up
opaque doobsian dragon deer antler
  12/03/23
I don’t think I got tall until like 10th grade. Then I...
Laughsome plum senate feces
  12/03/23
Height is one of the most beautiful things. If you were tall...
Appetizing pozpig
  12/03/23
"Also, I would wear a dress shirt and tie to school and...
lime brunch
  12/03/23
What is that supposed to mean? Long sleeves covered up the b...
Laughsome plum senate feces
  12/03/23
ok Bender
Soul-stirring unholy factory reset button station
  12/03/23
You see, this is what you get in my house when you spill pai...
Tripping misanthropic base cuck
  12/03/23
were you hitting yourself with a wrench or that’s what...
razzle death wish pisswyrm
  12/03/23
The bat was to have something to swing/self-soothing. On a h...
Laughsome plum senate feces
  12/03/23
what made you so fucked up? one or both parents crazy?
razzle death wish pisswyrm
  12/03/23
three dads
Underhanded copper hall
  12/03/23
not enough apparently
razzle death wish pisswyrm
  12/03/23
It was a broken home, sure. Mental illness was rampant.
Laughsome plum senate feces
  12/03/23
And what's your excuse for the tie?
lime brunch
  12/03/23
I wore the necktie so I’d look sharp and the teachers ...
Laughsome plum senate feces
  12/03/23
Wtf were you doing? Obedient Losers are supposed to have One...
lime brunch
  12/03/23
This definitely cost me in terms of admission to top college...
Laughsome plum senate feces
  12/03/23
*slowly backs away from thread* I'm afraid what we have h...
lime brunch
  12/03/23
What is a Rogue Loser?
Laughsome plum senate feces
  12/03/23
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School_massacre
lime brunch
  12/03/23
And the tie?
Multi-colored Party Of The First Part
  12/03/23
Why didn’t you just quit football?
up-to-no-good carmine headpube lodge
  12/03/23
Eventually I did quit, but maybe I shouldn’t. After be...
Laughsome plum senate feces
  12/03/23
I’m sorry all that happened to you. Try to make sure i...
up-to-no-good carmine headpube lodge
  12/03/23
I would 1000% bully you if I had the chance. You are just th...
stimulating double fault
  12/03/23
Thank you, brother. May I have another?
Laughsome plum senate feces
  12/03/23
Exactly. You're the guy who enjoys abuse. It's a win win.
stimulating double fault
  12/03/23
it's why he's a duck and let's his wife fuck CSLG
Haunting Arousing Church Building
  12/03/23
It’s why becoming a law firm associate lawyer was a dr...
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  12/03/23
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razzle death wish pisswyrm
  12/03/23
cr.
Haunting Arousing Church Building
  12/03/23
Great thread
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  12/03/23
Looking back I'm proud of myself. Always stood up for myself...
cracking sinister hairy legs
  12/03/23
The schools I went to growing up would expel anyone who got ...
sick deep range
  12/03/23
my brother played youth ice hockey in a league that didn't h...
Internet-worthy beady-eyed mother stage
  12/03/23
You should have turned into a man by now. Instead you’...
Fuchsia offensive state
  12/03/23
Looking back I wish I hadn't been Nice. All of those kids de...
razzle-dazzle harsh point mexican
  12/03/23
In what ways am I weird, brother? My friend CSLG says that ...
Laughsome plum senate feces
  12/03/23
Cslg has a "type" brother. He preys on fatherless ...
razzle-dazzle harsh point mexican
  12/03/23
Should’ve told coach you didn’t want his life
naked electric space
  12/03/23
https://youtu.be/_I8ucLNE5WM
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 8:24 AM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces

In football practice the coach would ride my ass so hard. I remember onetime they made me stay after and do 100 yds of bear crawls, then 100 yds of air raids back, then, when I got back the coach asked if I “had learned my lesson” and I said “what?” And then he made me do up downs until I vomited.

Also, I would wear a dress shirt and tie to school and the kids would make fun of me for that.

We would have lunch period and I never went to lunch. I just went to the library. Librarian always asked me if I had a pass, and I always said no, I’m at lunch. She was cool though and let it slide.

Went to lunch onetime and some kid literally poured a soda all over my pants and started chanting “he wet his pants! He wet his pants.”

When I’d get home from school many times I would go and grab a baseball bat from the garage and go and pace our behind the neighborhood where, over time, I wore a pretty deep track in the ground as I walked back and forth and sorted it all out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127212)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: opaque doobsian dragon deer antler

Weren’t you Tall? Just beat those kids up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127215)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 8:35 AM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces

I don’t think I got tall until like 10th grade. Then I got really tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127221)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 9:47 AM
Author: Appetizing pozpig

Height is one of the most beautiful things. If you were taller when you were younger, everyone in your middle school would be “Cheering on the Vertical.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127323)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 8:33 AM
Author: lime brunch

"Also, I would wear a dress shirt and tie to school and the kids would make fun of me for that."

Oh, you were That Kid. It's all starting to make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127217)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 8:35 AM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces

What is that supposed to mean? Long sleeves covered up the bruises and scrapes on my arms. I used to get made fun of in football when dressing out because my body was covered in bruises. I usually told the kids I had fallen out of a tree. When I came to school with a broken arm, I told everyone “I fell off of the back deck.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127219)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 8:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring unholy factory reset button station

ok Bender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127224)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Tripping misanthropic base cuck

You see, this is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage, DO I STUTTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47128245)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 8:37 AM
Author: razzle death wish pisswyrm

were you hitting yourself with a wrench or that’s what the bat was for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127225)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 8:44 AM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces

The bat was to have something to swing/self-soothing. On a handful of occasions kids would come and ask me what I was doing, but they’d never come too near.

I did hit myself in the head or back or whatever with the bat from time to time. It got so beaten up from being dropped or thundered into the ground that the plastic cap at the end of it came out and then the aluminum cracked and it was really sharp. By that time I started scratching/cutting myself as well as bruising myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127229)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 9:35 AM
Author: razzle death wish pisswyrm

what made you so fucked up? one or both parents crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127294)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Underhanded copper hall

three dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127304)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 3:39 PM
Author: razzle death wish pisswyrm

not enough apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47128590)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 9:45 AM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces

It was a broken home, sure. Mental illness was rampant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127314)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: lime brunch

And what's your excuse for the tie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127350)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces

I wore the necktie so I’d look sharp and the teachers would take me more seriously.

Oddly enough I wound up down at the Assistant Principal’s office a lot more after I wore the tie. Once I was even sent to the Principal’s office and that was really scary because it was like an elevated disciplinary matter.

I’m pretty sure my file at school was quite thick. I went to the principal’s office almost every day. Mostly the AP. They all knew me by my first name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127411)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: lime brunch

Wtf were you doing? Obedient Losers are supposed to have One Thing going for them (a clean record) and somehow you messed that up too. What a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 11:22 AM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces

This definitely cost me in terms of admission to top colleges. I was absolutely a discipline case. Probably went to in school suspension 15 times 7th grade to 12th grade. One out of school suspension, followed by a few weeks at the Alternative Campus (got to ride the bus with all the girls who were pregnant and the fuck ups and yes, they bullied me too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127568)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: lime brunch

*slowly backs away from thread*

I'm afraid what we have here... is a Rogue Loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47128242)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces

What is a Rogue Loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47128415)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 3:00 PM
Author: lime brunch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School_massacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47128430)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Multi-colored Party Of The First Part

And the tie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127364)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: up-to-no-good carmine headpube lodge

Why didn’t you just quit football?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127334)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces

Eventually I did quit, but maybe I shouldn’t. After being dumped in the piss trough though, I didn’t want to be around those boys anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127340)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: up-to-no-good carmine headpube lodge

I’m sorry all that happened to you. Try to make sure it doesn’t happen to your kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127344)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:00 AM
Author: stimulating double fault

I would 1000% bully you if I had the chance. You are just that guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127336)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces

Thank you, brother. May I have another?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127348)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:18 AM
Author: stimulating double fault

Exactly. You're the guy who enjoys abuse. It's a win win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127367)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Haunting Arousing Church Building

it's why he's a duck and let's his wife fuck CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127377)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces

It’s why becoming a law firm associate lawyer was a dream come true for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127404)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: razzle death wish pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127493)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Haunting Arousing Church Building

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127373)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: high-end hospital

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127358)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 9:03 PM
Author: Poppy spectacular regret church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47129641)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:59 AM
Author: cracking sinister hairy legs

Looking back I'm proud of myself. Always stood up for myself and even fought back the second I thought I was being mistreated. Stopped a lot of fags in their tracks who thought I was an easy meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127496)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 11:15 AM
Author: sick deep range

The schools I went to growing up would expel anyone who got in a fight so it just didn’t happen. Youth football coaches are universally mega loser angry as fuck scum and it sucks they picked you as the team faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47127536)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 2:02 PM
Author: Internet-worthy beady-eyed mother stage

my brother played youth ice hockey in a league that didn't have checking yet.

during a drill at practice, one of his adult coached cross-checked him into the boards.

my brother broke his stick over the coach's knee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47128240)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 2:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia offensive state

You should have turned into a man by now. Instead you’re a morbidly obese fagg0t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47128258)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle harsh point mexican

Looking back I wish I hadn't been Nice. All of those kids deserved it. I'm sorry your home life was awful but you are very Weird. It takes a pure blood to really see this. Youths are geniuses imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47128346)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces

In what ways am I weird, brother?

My friend CSLG says that I am very normal and well adjusted and that all of his staff enjoys my companionship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47128411)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 2:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle harsh point mexican

Cslg has a "type" brother. He preys on fatherless misfits. The same kids who were bullied earlier in life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47128428)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 2:59 PM
Author: naked electric space

Should’ve told coach you didn’t want his life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47128429)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 9:04 PM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces

https://youtu.be/_I8ucLNE5WM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47129650)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: Laughsome plum senate feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454411&forum_id=2#47129558)