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Joined eharmony to find a breedable girl. There are 9 people on the app

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.
Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone
  12/16/23
think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. b...
godawful light legend
  12/16/23
fuck me online dating is hell
Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone
  12/16/23
online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need ...
godawful light legend
  12/16/23
i am so fucked
Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone
  12/16/23
stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is ...
godawful light legend
  12/16/23
yeah i guess you're right
Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone
  12/16/23
LJL
Smoky startling national
  12/16/23
im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials i...
Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone
  12/16/23
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Cracking orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap
  12/16/23
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Buff fluffy stage headpube
  12/17/23
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Smoky startling national
  12/17/23
shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good nigh...
Cowardly main people
  12/16/23
You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.
French milk rigpig
  12/16/23
This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month...
glittery twinkling parlour
  12/17/23
How many men?
Deep crackhouse multi-billionaire
  12/17/23
Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggle...
glittery twinkling parlour
  12/17/23
I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500
Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone
  12/16/23
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Cracking orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/23
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Drab Rigor Halford
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Buff fluffy stage headpube
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coral coldplay fan
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jade sweet tailpipe
  12/17/23
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titillating painfully honest genital piercing queen of the night
  04/27/24
insta is the only real dating app
Arrogant khaki tanning salon
  12/17/23
Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick...
glittery twinkling parlour
  12/17/23
1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl 2) im 6'3....
Arrogant khaki tanning salon
  12/17/23
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titillating painfully honest genital piercing queen of the night
  04/27/24
Explain the steps You search some location and find a &ld...
Seedy Famous Landscape Painting
  12/17/23
"pls show bob and vagene"
rusted base partner
  12/17/23
no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your ins...
Arrogant khaki tanning salon
  12/17/23
Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so sli...
chest-beating chapel
  12/17/23
I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly...
Onyx public bath hissy fit
  12/17/23
Mail order bride, not flame.
Aromatic philosopher-king
  12/17/23
move to asia
Arrogant khaki tanning salon
  12/17/23
Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his heigh...
glittery twinkling parlour
  12/17/23
I'm only 6'0
Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone
  12/17/23
Excellent poast. I would add try to make superficial frie...
very tactful dog poop persian
  12/17/23
This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the ba...
Smoky startling national
  12/17/23
based
Arrogant khaki tanning salon
  12/17/23
I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive...
Vengeful white puppy house
  12/17/23
I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses...
confused clear hairy legs plaza
  12/17/23
...
Smoky startling national
  12/17/23
I tried to tell you iirc.
Mind-boggling locale
  12/17/23
Someone here is who recommended it to me
Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone
  12/17/23
They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to s...
shaky abode
  04/27/24
180 You deserve worse
territorial appetizing theater karate
  04/27/24
I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality...
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  04/27/24


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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178750)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: godawful light legend

think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. basically paid for itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178753)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone

fuck me online dating is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178757)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: godawful light legend

online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need to figure something else out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178763)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:43 PM
Author: Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone

i am so fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178764)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: godawful light legend

stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is complete flame and 30 is a fucking joke. stop worrying and youll be more likely to make something of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178770)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone

yeah i guess you're right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178794)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Smoky startling national

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178754)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone

im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178760)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:58 PM
Author: Cracking orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178808)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Buff fluffy stage headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178815)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:45 PM
Author: Smoky startling national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180224)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Cowardly main people

shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good night with the $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178771)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:52 PM
Author: French milk rigpig

You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178792)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: glittery twinkling parlour

This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month and you have a catalog of 10000 women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179215)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: Deep crackhouse multi-billionaire

How many men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179316)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: glittery twinkling parlour

Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggles it’s probably like 100 men but you would be getting fucked missionary like a girl. I know for a fact though you can get a dick in your mouth too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180185)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:54 PM
Author: Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone

I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178797)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:00 AM
Author: Cracking orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178809)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: Drab Rigor Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181283)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:04 AM
Author: Buff fluffy stage headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178822)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:45 AM
Author: coral coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179213)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: jade sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180883)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: titillating painfully honest genital piercing queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614495)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: Arrogant khaki tanning salon

insta is the only real dating app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178846)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: glittery twinkling parlour

Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick you over the 10000 of men hitting her up in the DMs and she’s totally gonna stay with you when the taller man hits her up 7 dates in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179216)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Arrogant khaki tanning salon

1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl

2) im 6'3. if youre short and ugly its already over actually it never even started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180707)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: titillating painfully honest genital piercing queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614498)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:45 AM
Author: Seedy Famous Landscape Painting

Explain the steps

You search some location and find a “hot” IG model and message her with the intent of dating? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179323)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: rusted base partner

"pls show bob and vagene"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180669)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Arrogant khaki tanning salon

no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your instagram. its how you establish value.

if girls wont even talk to you in the first place ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180709)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:20 AM
Author: chest-beating chapel

Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so slightly better than the norm. Don’t tell anyone what you do. Don’t approach women or anything like that. Just sit there and drink. Give it a few nights and, if you are tall, women will come to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179203)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:31 AM
Author: Onyx public bath hissy fit

I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly attractive.

Help me with a strategy

Meteor now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Aromatic philosopher-king

Mail order bride, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179230)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Arrogant khaki tanning salon

move to asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180711)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: glittery twinkling parlour

Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his height. If he’s over 6’2 he will get a woman in 2023. If not he won’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179218)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone

I'm only 6'0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181289)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: very tactful dog poop persian

Excellent poast.

I would add try to make superficial friends with the staff and tip well (but not too well). So when women ask the staff “who’s the new guy” they say “he seems cool.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: Smoky startling national

This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the bartenders whom I end up getting with. Unfortunately, bartenders are almost universally mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180232)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Arrogant khaki tanning salon

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180713)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Vengeful white puppy house

I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180717)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: confused clear hairy legs plaza

I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses it or match. It was as you describe 10 years ago. Really though apps are pointless. Men just need to chat up women in real life (without expectation of dating the first moderately attractive woman that is receptive).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179269)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Smoky startling national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180710)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling locale

I tried to tell you iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179311)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Violet Galvanic Spot Telephone

Someone here is who recommended it to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181285)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: shaky abode

They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to start dating rather than browsing endlessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614037)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:59 PM
Author: territorial appetizing theater karate

180

You deserve worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614043)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz impertinent center

I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality inventory, answered it completely honestly and they wouldn't let me join the site.

I guess they (correctly) identified me as too much of a depressedmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614111)