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motley transparent plaza boiling water
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Magenta Stain Garrison
  05/05/25
Cr
Concupiscible pocket flask
  05/06/25
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Navy station
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hideous talking elastic band feces
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cocky charismatic brethren
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Trip Canary Hall
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Shivering Honey-headed Hunting Ground Skinny Woman
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Trip Canary Hall
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Shivering Honey-headed Hunting Ground Skinny Woman
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Pale Pungent Alpha Heaven
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Shivering Honey-headed Hunting Ground Skinny Woman
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Pale Pungent Alpha Heaven
  05/05/25
180
Shivering Honey-headed Hunting Ground Skinny Woman
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
tan library son of senegal
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
bisexual aromatic dilemma reading party
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Stimulating Half-breed Dopamine
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Rough-skinned Electric Furnace
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
maize aphrodisiac hell
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Rough-skinned Electric Furnace
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
hideous talking elastic band feces
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
lake bateful market factory reset button
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Marrying Drew Barrymore
beta sneaky criminal
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
bisexual aromatic dilemma reading party
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Translucent location
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Navy station
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
maize aphrodisiac hell
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motley transparent plaza boiling water
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
maize aphrodisiac hell
  05/09/25
1800000
motley transparent plaza boiling water
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maize aphrodisiac hell
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Saffron nofapping goal in life
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
diverse mustard trailer park deer antler
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Mischievous cruel-hearted multi-billionaire
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
hideous talking elastic band feces
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Saffron nofapping goal in life
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
cocky charismatic brethren
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Saffron nofapping goal in life
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
Saffron nofapping goal in life
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motley transparent plaza boiling water
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blow off some steam
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Carnelian abode headpube
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
misanthropic theater sweet tailpipe
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
mewling sanctuary
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: motley transparent plaza boiling water



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Magenta Stain Garrison

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Concupiscible pocket flask

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Navy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: hideous talking elastic band feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: cocky charismatic brethren



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Trip Canary Hall

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Shivering Honey-headed Hunting Ground Skinny Woman

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Trip Canary Hall

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Shivering Honey-headed Hunting Ground Skinny Woman



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Pale Pungent Alpha Heaven

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Shivering Honey-headed Hunting Ground Skinny Woman

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Pale Pungent Alpha Heaven

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Shivering Honey-headed Hunting Ground Skinny Woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: tan library son of senegal

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: bisexual aromatic dilemma reading party

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Stimulating Half-breed Dopamine



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Electric Furnace

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: maize aphrodisiac hell

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Electric Furnace

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: hideous talking elastic band feces

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: lake bateful market factory reset button

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: beta sneaky criminal

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: bisexual aromatic dilemma reading party

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Translucent location

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Navy station

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: maize aphrodisiac hell

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: motley transparent plaza boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: maize aphrodisiac hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: motley transparent plaza boiling water

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: maize aphrodisiac hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Saffron nofapping goal in life

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: diverse mustard trailer park deer antler

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Mischievous cruel-hearted multi-billionaire

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: hideous talking elastic band feces

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Saffron nofapping goal in life

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: cocky charismatic brethren

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Saffron nofapping goal in life

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Saffron nofapping goal in life

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: motley transparent plaza boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: blow off some steam



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Carnelian abode headpube

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: misanthropic theater sweet tailpipe

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: mewling sanctuary

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)