Can't stop walking around house saying, "DAS A PRORRR TERRR!!!"
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Date: September 7th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: Cordovan Fragrant Laser Beams
My father had this business partner visiting from England and we all went to dinner, my family and this English dude.
Well, my dad and the English dude were shitfaced drunk off beer and liquor and it was the "fanciest" restaurant in a neighboring town because our town didn't have a restaurant that fancy.
Our waiter was azn.
Towards the end of the meal, my dad and the British guy started jointly telling a joke about WWII kamikaze pilots being debriefed before a mission.
The instructor tells them what they are about to do and then asks if anyone has any questions. Someone in the back raises his hand and the instructor calls on him.
"ARE YOU MAD?" Is the punchline, but you are supposed to pinch your index fingers to your thumbs and then place them over your eyes when you deliver the punchline.
My dad and the British guy were struggling to put their fingers together correctly, but they finally did so and this ALL happened in front of the azn waiter.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3300419&forum_id=2#31352691) |
Date: January 24th, 2025 12:55 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone philosopher-king dingle berry
I like to sing it to the tune of “Shake Your Groove Thing”
DASSA PRORE TERR
DASSA DASSA PRORE TERR
BABY
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3300419&forum_id=2#48585017) |
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