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#673 ranked men's player beats #1 ranked women's player in straight sets
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Date: December 28th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Talented piazza congrats Aussie Nick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49544809) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 4:28 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe lol aussie nick got a smaller court to hit into:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/12/28/17/105062403-15417669-image-a-20_1766941784371.jpg |
Date: December 28th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: boyish free-loading dysfunction point Can't wait for dupas hot take on women's tennis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49544817) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: razzmatazz space elastic band Why is this brown 50 year old emaciated pedophile in a sports thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49544836) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: boyish free-loading dysfunction point Oh jfc is this another one of your covid hallucinatory meltdown days Kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49544844) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: razzmatazz space elastic band This isn't a roast, dipshit
This isn't a safe space for groomers
We joke about spaceporn being a pedo, but you actually are one (which you posted about for like a decade)
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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: cracking gas station To be fair, fulano is a faggot. Pedophilia is how they reproduce. |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe didnt that fat fuck think serena would win men's slams? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545118) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: boyish free-loading dysfunction point Probably. Even Serena has publicly said she would get beat 6-0 6-0 6-0 in like 5-10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545129) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe but xo poasters w a year of training would be able to take a game off federer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545164) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:51 PM Author: alcoholic queen of the night coldplay fan She originally said she'd be ranked about 200th and then got smoked by a guy ranked 200 and came back more humble (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545241) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: exciting slap-happy clown step-uncle's house https://talksport.com/tennis/3415632/venus-serena-williams-australian-open-karsten-braasch-battle-sexes/
I’m forgotten tennis star who smoked during matches and beat Serena and Venus Williams back-to-back
"Braasch had also made headlines as he played the two matches after finishing a round of golf and drinking two shandies." |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal forum Reminder, libs still think the Williams sisters would have been top players on the mens tour. LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49544897) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:25 PM Author: exciting slap-happy clown step-uncle's house https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4b2wrqbvHEY
Professor Coleman from Harvard has famously denied the reality. |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: salmon party of the first part b. Prof. Cohan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545171) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:18 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe ben shapiro knows tennis?? what's his moniker?
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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: Lake old irish cottage do retired top pros get to keep playing tennis casually later in life like hobbyists can? i would assume they’d simply crush the local club scene well into their 60s and on the other hand it would be demoralizing to potentially lose to the 900th ranked player or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545096) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe i cant think of a single former top pro who plays competitively on the senior amateur circuits. i dont see why they would and what they would have to prove and why they would bother.
the usta has senior's national championships for 40's, 45's, 50's, etc. i'm sure agassi and sampras and mcenroe and connors would be crushing it winning gold balls (the award for any usta natl championship) left and right if they had something to prove. |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal forum didn't McEnroe fuck w that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545120) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:13 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe he played on the atp champions tour which is just for former top pros for entertainment / extra cash. he wasn't playing the usta 50's clay court national championships with a bunch of striver former college players / club pros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545160) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: alcoholic queen of the night coldplay fan McEnroe said for a long time he'd beat the top women and I think people thought he was kidding because he was in his 50s. He wasn't kidding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545245) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe he was surely correct. bobby riggs was 55 when he trashed margaret court. he would have crushed bjk too but threw the match for $$
no reason to think mac at 55 wouldnt crush top women |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 4:03 PM Author: Lake old irish cottage ty. fwiw, i didn’t mean that they would be out to prove anything or get super competitive. i just wondered if there was an option for them to participate in casual play as a pastime. it is just odd (and kind of sad) that they’re less able to do so than some dilettante businessman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545267) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 4:08 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe even non-stars who were competitive atp pros dont do shit shit. i cant think of a single former american pro who strives on the usta senior circuit. i guess there's plenty of exhibitions to keep them busy. maybe they'd consider it uncouth to win some club championship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545273) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: razzmatazz space elastic band There have been intermittent "senior tour" style events but they were run horribly and there was no money in it. They usually didn't even get on TV so you can't find the matches online. Nothing close to the senior PGA tour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545386) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe libs are MAF
Well, That Was Dumb In today's "Battle of the Sexes" between Aryna Sabalenka and Nick Kyrgios, everyone was a loser. Ben Rothenberg Dec 28, 2025 ∙ Paid Today’s Battle of the Sexes, a hemorrhoid on the ass-end of the 2025 tennis calendar that successfully got the attention of the world’s media but failed on every sporting level and made its audiences stupider for having watched, is now over.
Let’s talk about it…for hopefully the last time.
https://www.benrothenberg.com/p/battle-of-the-sexes-aryna-sabalenka-nick-kyrgios-was-dumb |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe Funny that Libs call it dumb when the man wins and historic when the woman wins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545993) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:16 PM Author: judgmental persian lettuce let's check out the name of the author. Every | Single | Time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546012) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:19 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe he's also an openly admitted buttfucking faggot and a huge vaxcuck who HATED xo novax (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546017) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:56 PM Author: Talented piazza yeah i remember that. every time this guy's name comes up he's pushing some gay and retarded shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546090) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:05 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe to be fair, he's basically the only tennis reporter out there who goes out on a limb and takes a stand on any issues and doesn't just repoast atp/wta press releases which makes him interesting.
he's sometimes on the cr side of issues. eg he went hard on tyolean dopin' doobs. also has been ranting against german "sasha" zverev getting away with rape for years |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:48 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe BBC running the same forcememe:
What did Sabalenka and Kyrgios' Battle of the Sexes achieve?
When murmurs began about Aryna Sabalenka facing Nick Kyrgios in an exhibition match billed as the new 'Battle of the Sexes', many wondered what it was setting out to achieve.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/articles/cqlkqxnvdweo |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:48 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe BBC showing tennis’s new Battle of the Sexes will just offer up opportunity to belittle women’s sport
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/dec/06/bbc-showing-tenniss-new-battle-of-the-sexes-will-just-offer-up-opportunity-to-belittle-womens-sport |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:49 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe Nick Kyrgios and Aryna Sabalenka’s ‘Battle of the Sexes’ promised ‘a show’ it did not deliver
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6923238/2025/12/28/tennis-sabalenka-kyrgios-battle-sexes/ |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:57 AM Author: Talented piazza i dont get these criticisms. these people just seem salty that the woman lost. the match was fun, sabalenka actually looked decent despite losing. i think these critics prefer to live in their bubbles and don't want to be exposed to the reality that sex differences are real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546733) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe what's not to get? it's the typical shitlib narrative. heads we win, tails you lose. woman wins, it's a historical milestone for tennis and women's sport; woman loses, it's a stupid and what was even the point of it.
libs dont care about tennis and just want to forcememe an agenda |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe The misogynists and incels were delighted. Tennis purists appalled.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/dec/28/kyrgios-defeats-sabalenka-but-battle-of-the-sexes-veers-too-close-to-circus |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:19 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe I’m both a mysoginist and tennis purist and I’m delighted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546756) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 12:31 AM Author: razzmatazz space elastic band The craziest part of this story is that Kyrgios is still ranked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546442) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:03 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe lol. he won 1 match all year and got points for 1st round losses in 2 other tourneys:
https://www.atptour.com/en/players/nick-kyrgios/ke17/rankings-breakdown?matchType=sgl&rankType=roll |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: exciting slap-happy clown step-uncle's house https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/dec/28/kyrgios-defeats-sabalenka-but-battle-of-the-sexes-veers-too-close-to-circus
"Nick Kyrgios won tennis’s latest Battle of the Sexes against Aryna Sabalenka in a dispiriting contest in Dubai that veered uneasily between exhibition, gimmick and outright circus.
The Australian, who has won only one competitive singles match since the end of 2022 and has slipped to 671 in the world rankings, was sweating heavily and breathing hard as early as the fifth game of the match. Yet to no one’s great surprise, the extreme power of his serve, combined with the spin and velocity of his groundstrokes, proved too much for the women’s No 1 player.
“It was a really tough match,” the 30-year-old Kyrgios insisted after his 6-3, 6-3 victory. “ I didn’t know what to expect. She broke my serve numerous times and honestly she was hitting some amazing shots. She is a hell of a competitor. It could have gone either way.”
Not many saw it that way. For while the modified rules of this contest meant that Sabalenka’s side of the court was 9% smaller, that advantage was nullified by both players also being limited to one serve, a change that significantly favoured Kyrgios. Almost every time the Australian fizzed down one of his howitzers, Sabalenka was left scrambling on the baseline. And while she hit plenty of winners, and often moved better than her opponent, there was always a sense that Kyrgios could step up whenever he wanted."
==== wouldn't a one serve rule massively benefit her? with two serves he could bomb his first serve.
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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:36 PM Author: alcoholic queen of the night coldplay fan Of course that benefits her.
Nyt noted that aussie nick "junkballed" his way through the match ie took it easy. |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: exciting slap-happy clown step-uncle's house i just don't know how a sports writer felt zhe could get away with "that advantage was nullified by both players also being limited to one serve, a change that significantly favoured Kyrgios." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49547999) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 7:51 PM Author: Talented piazza tbf im sure the writer would respond that sabalenka had five faults and aussie nick only had one, so it ended up "favoring" him statistically, but you're ultimately right, if they had two serves she would have been toast on his all out first serve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49548267) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: razzmatazz space elastic band So she lost 5 points on faults out of 9 service games. In those same 9 games she also had to defend 15 break points lol.
I wish they gave her 2 serves and 1 to him. Would've made 0 difference |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:53 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy idiot sweet tailpipe there's one more aspect: the birdbrain woman psychology factor. women are much worse under pressure than men. one serve could severely hurt the woman much worse than men. but the other factors mentioned itt favoring her for one serve still trump this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49548793) |