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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  09/15/13
explain.
copper mad cow disease useless brakes
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  09/15/13
this is not bad
razzle vermilion prole
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Salmon multi-colored potus
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
brass market trust fund
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Plum Trailer Park Pozpig
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
diverse police squad
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
razzle vermilion prole
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
bistre startled brethren international law enforcement agency
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Cerise laser beams resort
  09/15/13
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Adventurous chapel
  09/15/13
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copper mad cow disease useless brakes
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
razzle vermilion prole
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  09/15/13
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insanely creepy sepia yarmulke piazza
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Sapphire Vibrant Orchestra Pit
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Insecure Charcoal Depressive Cruise Ship
  09/15/13
its ok.
chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
crystalline heady theatre old irish cottage
  09/25/15
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chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  12/03/15
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wonderful church building
  12/03/15
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chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  01/22/16
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Dashing opaque sound barrier degenerate
  01/22/16
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insanely creepy sepia yarmulke piazza
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  06/22/16
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wonderful church building
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Greedy State Friendly Grandma
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Greedy State Friendly Grandma
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  06/21/17
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chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  03/16/18
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chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  05/16/18
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chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  07/03/19
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  07/03/19
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  07/30/19
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chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven
  02/11/23
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hairraiser stubborn nursing home personal credit line
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Garnet hairless patrolman
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
medicated plaza idiot
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Doobsian National Selfie
  02/11/23
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rebellious hateful casino
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: copper mad cow disease useless brakes

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: razzle vermilion prole

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Salmon multi-colored potus

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: brass market trust fund

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Plum Trailer Park Pozpig

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: diverse police squad

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: razzle vermilion prole

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: bistre startled brethren international law enforcement agency

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Cerise laser beams resort

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Adventurous chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: copper mad cow disease useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: razzle vermilion prole

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: insanely creepy sepia yarmulke piazza



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Sapphire Vibrant Orchestra Pit

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Insecure Charcoal Depressive Cruise Ship

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: crystalline heady theatre old irish cottage

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: wonderful church building

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Dashing opaque sound barrier degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy sepia yarmulke piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: wonderful church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Greedy State Friendly Grandma

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Greedy State Friendly Grandma

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Maize indirect expression twinkling uncleanness

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: hairraiser stubborn nursing home personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Garnet hairless patrolman

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: medicated plaza idiot

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Doobsian National Selfie

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: rebellious hateful casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling newt heaven

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