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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
purple big-titted theatre sound barrier
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
purple big-titted theatre sound barrier
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Flatulent range juggernaut
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry
  07/06/25
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floppy duck-like rehab alpha
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Bateful ebony friendly grandma feces
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Marvelous Magical Native
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Flatulent range juggernaut
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very tactful field shitlib
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Bull headed vigorous spot
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Azure contagious mediation
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comical whorehouse
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histrionic dopamine
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dull dingle berry
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Irradiated giraffe
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dark trump supporter nibblets
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laughsome drab orchestra pit
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startled beady-eyed site hissy fit
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Sapphire Pungent Corner
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Pearly trailer park
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Marvelous Magical Native
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
purple big-titted theatre sound barrier
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Marvelous Magical Native
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Marvelous Magical Native
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
purple big-titted theatre sound barrier
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Marvelous Magical Native
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
appetizing mental disorder public bath
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Marvelous Magical Native
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
cracking newt
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
sooty gaping
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Pearly trailer park
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Bull headed vigorous spot
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
slate razzle-dazzle forum
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
vivacious hospital party of the first part
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
comical whorehouse
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
demanding iridescent sneaky criminal new version
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
appetizing mental disorder public bath
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
demanding iridescent sneaky criminal new version
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
appetizing mental disorder public bath
  07/07/25
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dull dingle berry
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
demanding iridescent sneaky criminal new version
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
vivacious hospital party of the first part
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
appetizing mental disorder public bath
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
dull dingle berry
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
demanding iridescent sneaky criminal new version
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
dull dingle berry
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
demanding iridescent sneaky criminal new version
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
dull dingle berry
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
demanding iridescent sneaky criminal new version
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Bull headed vigorous spot
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
dull dingle berry
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razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
apoplectic potus
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dull dingle berry
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razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
garnet soul-stirring office halford
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
laughsome drab orchestra pit
  07/11/25
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razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Confused sex offender
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: purple big-titted theatre sound barrier

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: purple big-titted theatre sound barrier

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Flatulent range juggernaut

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: floppy duck-like rehab alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Bateful ebony friendly grandma feces

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Marvelous Magical Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Flatulent range juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: very tactful field shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077972)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Bull headed vigorous spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Azure contagious mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: comical whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: histrionic dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078367)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: dull dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Irradiated giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: dark trump supporter nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: laughsome drab orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: startled beady-eyed site hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Sapphire Pungent Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Pearly trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Magical Native

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: purple big-titted theatre sound barrier

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Marvelous Magical Native

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Marvelous Magical Native

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: purple big-titted theatre sound barrier

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Marvelous Magical Native

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: appetizing mental disorder public bath

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Magical Native

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: cracking newt

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: sooty gaping

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Pearly trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Bull headed vigorous spot

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: slate razzle-dazzle forum

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: vivacious hospital party of the first part

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: comical whorehouse

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: demanding iridescent sneaky criminal new version

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: appetizing mental disorder public bath

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: demanding iridescent sneaky criminal new version

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: appetizing mental disorder public bath

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: dull dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: demanding iridescent sneaky criminal new version

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: vivacious hospital party of the first part

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: appetizing mental disorder public bath

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: dull dingle berry

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: demanding iridescent sneaky criminal new version

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: dull dingle berry

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: demanding iridescent sneaky criminal new version

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: dull dingle berry

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: demanding iridescent sneaky criminal new version

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: demanding iridescent sneaky criminal new version

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Bull headed vigorous spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: dull dingle berry

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: apoplectic potus

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Magical Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: dull dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: garnet soul-stirring office halford

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: laughsome drab orchestra pit

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: razzle amethyst bawdyhouse faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Confused sex offender

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)