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submissive rehab main people
  07/02/19
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submissive rehab main people
  07/21/19
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submissive rehab main people
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
bull headed pervert
  12/20/20
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Elite meetinghouse
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Exhilarant immigrant
  08/21/19
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marvelous electric furnace
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
soul-stirring parlour keepsake machete
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Awkward skinny woman nursing home
  08/21/19
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rebellious cuckoldry death wish
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
supple crackhouse
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Exhilarant immigrant
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Awkward skinny woman nursing home
  08/21/19
emergency money
Exhilarant immigrant
  08/21/19
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poppy seedy toaster
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disturbing frisky hospital
  03/06/20
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disturbing frisky hospital
  09/10/21
hehe
multi-colored school
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bull headed pervert
  09/13/25
You’re poor
lemon pocket flask whorehouse
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
submissive rehab main people
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Heady senate
  09/01/19
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poppy seedy toaster
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
soul-stirring parlour keepsake machete
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
submissive rehab main people
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
rebellious cuckoldry death wish
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
submissive rehab main people
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
rose stain community account
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
submissive rehab main people
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Chestnut heaven
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
submissive rehab main people
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Apoplectic indigo station
  09/10/21
great thread
laughsome sadistic circlehead
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
submissive rehab main people
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
submissive rehab main people
  04/10/23
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Elite meetinghouse
  04/10/23
i love men
laughsome sadistic circlehead
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
submissive rehab main people
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
submissive rehab main people
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Heady senate
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
submissive rehab main people
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
aromatic insanely creepy background story
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
submissive rehab main people
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
submissive rehab main people
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
submissive rehab main people
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
submissive rehab main people
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
submissive rehab main people
  11/14/25
You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/22/26


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: submissive rehab main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: submissive rehab main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: submissive rehab main people

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: bull headed pervert

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Elite meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Exhilarant immigrant

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: marvelous electric furnace



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlour keepsake machete

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Awkward skinny woman nursing home

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: rebellious cuckoldry death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: supple crackhouse

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant immigrant

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Awkward skinny woman nursing home

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant immigrant

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: poppy seedy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: disturbing frisky hospital



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: disturbing frisky hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: multi-colored school

hehe

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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: bull headed pervert



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: lemon pocket flask whorehouse

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: submissive rehab main people

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Heady senate

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: poppy seedy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlour keepsake machete

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: submissive rehab main people

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: rebellious cuckoldry death wish

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: submissive rehab main people

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: rose stain community account

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: submissive rehab main people

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Chestnut heaven

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: submissive rehab main people

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Apoplectic indigo station

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: laughsome sadistic circlehead

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: submissive rehab main people

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: submissive rehab main people

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Elite meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: laughsome sadistic circlehead

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: submissive rehab main people

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: submissive rehab main people

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Heady senate

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: submissive rehab main people

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: aromatic insanely creepy background story

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: submissive rehab main people

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: submissive rehab main people

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: submissive rehab main people

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: submissive rehab main people

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: submissive rehab main people

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#50149638)