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I once broke up with a girl because she had a navel stone, hair on nipples

i addressed these things - first in a diplomatic way, then i...
Polisci SHITHEAD
  04/29/25
i thought the foul smell emanating from her was poor pussy h...
Polisci SHITHEAD
  04/29/25
why wouldn't you wax your tits though? it wasn't a few hairs...
Polisci SHITHEAD
  04/29/25
wtf is a navel stone
scholarship
  04/29/25
Why does a navel stone smell
UN peacekeeper
  04/29/25


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Date: April 29th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Polisci SHITHEAD

i addressed these things - first in a diplomatic way, then in an explicit manner, and she seemed dismissive of them but probably as a way to deflect what was likely painful embarrassment . the tragedy of it is she really had a beautiful face and would've been very attractive if she took care of herself. one time we went spent a weekend at her alma mater, stayed at a student-run hotel, and on our way home she "needed" to stop at a collegetown bagel spot for milk and cookies. i remember being surrounded by supple, waify, bouncy blondes - dozens of them really - and I'm with this bitch who is pushing 30 and literally oinking down chocolate chip cookies and milk. i made my decision to break up with her on the car ride home when she put "banana pancakes" by jack johnson on her ipod mini and I couldn't help but think about the flirty banter I shared with some 19 year old student from her hometown and how much happier I'd be to delight in her company than my frumpy girlfriend.

she was nothing but nice and sweet and deferential and i still look back with disdain at her gluttony and carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718394&forum_id=2#48892104)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Polisci SHITHEAD

i thought the foul smell emanating from her was poor pussy hygiene until I felt the damn naval stone one day. i didn't buy how surprised she pretended to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718394&forum_id=2#48892118)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Polisci SHITHEAD

why wouldn't you wax your tits though? it wasn't a few hairs either, it was a circular cluster around the areola. it was so offputting. after a few months of our honeymoon phase she put on at least 20 pounds and her gut protruded beyond her hairy tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718394&forum_id=2#48892126)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: scholarship

wtf is a navel stone

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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

Why does a navel stone smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718394&forum_id=2#48892155)