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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Concupiscible half-breed
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Crawly Chestnut Sanctuary
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Vivacious quadroon turdskin
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
citrine irradiated idea he suggested
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Supple overrated native lettuce
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Beta messiness menage
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Laughsome ticket booth jew
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
elite beady-eyed bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
violent deranged boltzmann
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
demanding arousing stain school cafeteria
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
flushed wonderful macaca theatre
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
sinister slate parlour nibblets
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Glittery kink-friendly trump supporter
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Aggressive internal respiration voyeur
  06/30/25
cr
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
violent deranged boltzmann
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Salmon Cuckold
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
sinister slate parlour nibblets
  06/30/25
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Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
flushed wonderful macaca theatre
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Aggressive internal respiration voyeur
  06/30/25
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effete garnet psychic
  07/01/25
*bussy
avocado aromatic forum
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Beta messiness menage
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Charismatic purple point
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
territorial new version heaven
  06/30/25
fuck
flushed wonderful macaca theatre
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Charismatic purple point
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Concupiscible half-breed
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
flushed wonderful macaca theatre
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Salmon Cuckold
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  06/30/25
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mildly autistic really tough guy
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
misanthropic unhinged fat ankles
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
diverse plum place of business circlehead
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Maroon fear-inspiring ceo theater
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
diverse plum place of business circlehead
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
diverse plum place of business circlehead
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Talking bespoke locale
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Twinkling temple patrolman
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
dashing pink hall
  06/30/25
tcr
Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner
  07/01/25
just jump
thriller cruise ship
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  06/30/25
...
Doobsian library
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
floppy hilarious wrinkle tanning salon
  06/30/25
wow
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
charcoal organic girlfriend dilemma
  06/30/25
JFC man
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
elite beady-eyed bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
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thriller cruise ship
  06/30/25
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flushed wonderful macaca theatre
  06/30/25
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sinister slate parlour nibblets
  06/30/25
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Sienna property gaming laptop
  06/30/25
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Mahogany titillating market national security agency
  06/30/25
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Twinkling temple patrolman
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
dashing pink hall
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
misanthropic unhinged fat ankles
  06/30/25
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buff dragon sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
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effete garnet psychic
  07/01/25
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Insanely Creepy Weed Whacker
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Pearl garrison
  07/01/25
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Cracking telephone hospital
  07/01/25
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Vivacious quadroon turdskin
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Supple overrated native lettuce
  06/30/25
bro
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  06/30/25
...
dashing pink hall
  06/30/25
lol
Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner
  07/01/25
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Puce curious hell multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
lemon stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
jfc
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
violent deranged boltzmann
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Sienna property gaming laptop
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Mahogany titillating market national security agency
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
lemon stage friendly grandma
  07/01/25
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Maroon fear-inspiring ceo theater
  07/01/25
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Mahogany titillating market national security agency
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Cracking telephone hospital
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Cowardly judgmental trust fund
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Salmon Cuckold
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
flushed wonderful macaca theatre
  06/30/25
...
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  07/01/25
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chocolate exhilarant athletic conference
  07/01/25
lol
Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner
  07/01/25
...
thriller cruise ship
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Dark Histrionic Pozpig Haunted Graveyard
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
razzmatazz pisswyrm
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
brilliant senate kitty cat
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Talented institution elastic band
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Bronze hideous nursing home
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
chocolate exhilarant athletic conference
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Marvelous theater stage
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner
  07/01/25
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Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
effete garnet psychic
  07/01/25
😟
contagious tank
  07/01/25
...
Bateful Kitty
  07/01/25
holy shit
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
chocolate exhilarant athletic conference
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
heady stage
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Cracking telephone hospital
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Beta messiness menage
  07/01/25
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Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Cracking telephone hospital
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Cracking telephone hospital
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
floppy hilarious wrinkle tanning salon
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Beta messiness menage
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Cyan love of her life
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
effete garnet psychic
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Learning disabled stirring university
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  07/06/25
...
floppy hilarious wrinkle tanning salon
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
coiffed erotic mood hunting ground
  07/06/25
...
Mahogany titillating market national security agency
  07/06/25
lol
Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner
  07/07/25
wow
Know-it-all Office Windowlicker
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible half-breed

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Crawly Chestnut Sanctuary

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Vivacious quadroon turdskin

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: citrine irradiated idea he suggested

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Supple overrated native lettuce

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Beta messiness menage

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Laughsome ticket booth jew

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: elite beady-eyed bawdyhouse

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: violent deranged boltzmann

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: demanding arousing stain school cafeteria

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: flushed wonderful macaca theatre

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: sinister slate parlour nibblets

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Glittery kink-friendly trump supporter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Aggressive internal respiration voyeur

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: violent deranged boltzmann

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Salmon Cuckold

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: sinister slate parlour nibblets

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: flushed wonderful macaca theatre

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Aggressive internal respiration voyeur

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: effete garnet psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: avocado aromatic forum

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Beta messiness menage

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Charismatic purple point

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: territorial new version heaven

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: flushed wonderful macaca theatre

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Charismatic purple point

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible half-breed

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: flushed wonderful macaca theatre

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Salmon Cuckold

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: mildly autistic really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: misanthropic unhinged fat ankles

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: diverse plum place of business circlehead

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Maroon fear-inspiring ceo theater

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: diverse plum place of business circlehead

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: diverse plum place of business circlehead

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Talking bespoke locale

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Twinkling temple patrolman

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: dashing pink hall

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: thriller cruise ship

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Doobsian library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: floppy hilarious wrinkle tanning salon

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: charcoal organic girlfriend dilemma

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: elite beady-eyed bawdyhouse

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: thriller cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: flushed wonderful macaca theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: sinister slate parlour nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Sienna property gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating market national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Twinkling temple patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: dashing pink hall

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: misanthropic unhinged fat ankles

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: buff dragon sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: effete garnet psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Pearl garrison

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Cracking telephone hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Vivacious quadroon turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Supple overrated native lettuce

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: dashing pink hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Puce curious hell multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: lemon stage friendly grandma

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: violent deranged boltzmann

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Sienna property gaming laptop

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating market national security agency

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: lemon stage friendly grandma

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Maroon fear-inspiring ceo theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating market national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Cracking telephone hospital

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Cowardly judgmental trust fund

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Salmon Cuckold

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: flushed wonderful macaca theatre

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: chocolate exhilarant athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: thriller cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Dark Histrionic Pozpig Haunted Graveyard

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz pisswyrm

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: brilliant senate kitty cat

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Talented institution elastic band

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Bronze hideous nursing home

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: chocolate exhilarant athletic conference

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Marvelous theater stage

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: effete garnet psychic

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: contagious tank

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Bateful Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: chocolate exhilarant athletic conference

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: heady stage

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Cracking telephone hospital

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Beta messiness menage

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Cracking telephone hospital

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Cracking telephone hospital

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: floppy hilarious wrinkle tanning salon

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Beta messiness menage

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Cyan love of her life

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: effete garnet psychic

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Learning disabled stirring university

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: floppy hilarious wrinkle tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: coiffed erotic mood hunting ground

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating market national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Bipolar pea-brained deer antler corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Know-it-all Office Windowlicker

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)