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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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light histrionic rehab filthpig
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
electric kitchen laser beams
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
vivacious french chef elastic band
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
odious mexican library
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
impertinent bisexual state
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Swashbuckling magical crotch roommate
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Trip people who are hurt school cafeteria
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
dashing umber abode
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Titillating senate
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
turquoise insane office double fault
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
up-to-no-good box office
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
lascivious amethyst forum cuckoldry
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Charismatic bronze toilet seat business firm
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
supple overrated hall masturbator
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Effete mildly autistic affirmative action
  06/30/25
cr
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
turquoise insane office double fault
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Fiercely-loyal Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Charismatic bronze toilet seat business firm
  06/30/25
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apoplectic mustard church
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
lascivious amethyst forum cuckoldry
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Effete mildly autistic affirmative action
  06/30/25
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provocative doctorate philosopher-king
  07/01/25
*bussy
Motley codepig
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Trip people who are hurt school cafeteria
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
180 soggy roast beef
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Sticky patrolman
  06/30/25
fuck
lascivious amethyst forum cuckoldry
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
180 soggy roast beef
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
electric kitchen laser beams
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
lascivious amethyst forum cuckoldry
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Fiercely-loyal Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  06/30/25
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fishy godawful pisswyrm den
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
racy transparent space
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Dun clown
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Painfully honest immigrant site
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Dun clown
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
apoplectic mustard church
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Dun clown
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Internet-worthy Stimulating Boiling Water Trailer Park
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Laughsome center
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
splenetic famous landscape painting native
  06/30/25
tcr
apoplectic mustard church
  07/01/25
just jump
Coral mental disorder theater
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  06/30/25
...
Offensive Demanding Spot Idea He Suggested
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Glassy house background story
  06/30/25
wow
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Tan dingle berry point
  06/30/25
JFC man
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Titillating senate
  06/30/25
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Coral mental disorder theater
  06/30/25
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lascivious amethyst forum cuckoldry
  06/30/25
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Charismatic bronze toilet seat business firm
  06/30/25
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emerald gas station fanboi
  06/30/25
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Sadistic national
  06/30/25
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Laughsome center
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
splenetic famous landscape painting native
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
racy transparent space
  06/30/25
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misunderstood becky ratface
  07/01/25
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provocative doctorate philosopher-king
  07/01/25
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Bossy fluffy son of senegal property
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
exhilarant home private investor
  07/01/25
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Floppy field
  07/01/25
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odious mexican library
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Swashbuckling magical crotch roommate
  06/30/25
bro
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  06/30/25
...
splenetic famous landscape painting native
  06/30/25
lol
apoplectic mustard church
  07/01/25
...
soul-stirring orange meetinghouse death wish
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
stirring plum shitlib corner
  06/30/25
jfc
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
turquoise insane office double fault
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
emerald gas station fanboi
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Sadistic national
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
apoplectic mustard church
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
stirring plum shitlib corner
  07/01/25
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Painfully honest immigrant site
  07/01/25
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Sadistic national
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Floppy field
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
maroon vigorous church building boltzmann
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Fiercely-loyal Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
lascivious amethyst forum cuckoldry
  06/30/25
...
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  07/01/25
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Territorial feces windowlicker
  07/01/25
lol
apoplectic mustard church
  07/01/25
...
Coral mental disorder theater
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Curious tank cuck
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Harsh ebony stage
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
concupiscible bawdyhouse sneaky criminal
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
blue marvelous foreskin
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Spectacular Half-breed Locale
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Territorial feces windowlicker
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
slate address
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
apoplectic mustard church
  07/01/25
...
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
provocative doctorate philosopher-king
  07/01/25
😟
diverse aquamarine parlor
  07/01/25
...
razzmatazz corn cake
  07/01/25
holy shit
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Territorial feces windowlicker
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Passionate disgusting liquid oxygen plaza
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Floppy field
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Trip people who are hurt school cafeteria
  07/01/25
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light histrionic rehab filthpig
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Floppy field
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Floppy field
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Glassy house background story
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Trip people who are hurt school cafeteria
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Mauve station electric furnace
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
provocative doctorate philosopher-king
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Hilarious Locus Legal Warrant
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  07/06/25
...
Glassy house background story
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Idiotic Heady Prole
  07/06/25
...
Sadistic national
  07/06/25
lol
apoplectic mustard church
  07/07/25
wow
light histrionic rehab filthpig
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: electric kitchen laser beams

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: vivacious french chef elastic band

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: odious mexican library

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: impertinent bisexual state

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling magical crotch roommate

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Trip people who are hurt school cafeteria

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: dashing umber abode

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Titillating senate

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: turquoise insane office double fault

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: up-to-no-good box office

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: lascivious amethyst forum cuckoldry

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Charismatic bronze toilet seat business firm

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: supple overrated hall masturbator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Effete mildly autistic affirmative action

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: turquoise insane office double fault

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Personal Credit Line

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Charismatic bronze toilet seat business firm

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: apoplectic mustard church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: lascivious amethyst forum cuckoldry

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Effete mildly autistic affirmative action

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: provocative doctorate philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Motley codepig

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Trip people who are hurt school cafeteria

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: 180 soggy roast beef

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Sticky patrolman

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: lascivious amethyst forum cuckoldry

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: 180 soggy roast beef

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: electric kitchen laser beams

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: lascivious amethyst forum cuckoldry

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Personal Credit Line

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: fishy godawful pisswyrm den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: racy transparent space

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Dun clown

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Painfully honest immigrant site

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Dun clown

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: apoplectic mustard church

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Dun clown

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Stimulating Boiling Water Trailer Park

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Laughsome center

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: splenetic famous landscape painting native

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: apoplectic mustard church

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Coral mental disorder theater

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Offensive Demanding Spot Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Glassy house background story

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Tan dingle berry point

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Titillating senate

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Coral mental disorder theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: lascivious amethyst forum cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Charismatic bronze toilet seat business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: emerald gas station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Sadistic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Laughsome center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: splenetic famous landscape painting native

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: racy transparent space

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: misunderstood becky ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: provocative doctorate philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Bossy fluffy son of senegal property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: exhilarant home private investor

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Floppy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: odious mexican library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling magical crotch roommate

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: splenetic famous landscape painting native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: apoplectic mustard church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring orange meetinghouse death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: stirring plum shitlib corner

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: turquoise insane office double fault

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: emerald gas station fanboi

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Sadistic national

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: apoplectic mustard church

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: stirring plum shitlib corner

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Painfully honest immigrant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Sadistic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Floppy field

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: maroon vigorous church building boltzmann

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Personal Credit Line

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: lascivious amethyst forum cuckoldry

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Territorial feces windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: apoplectic mustard church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Coral mental disorder theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Curious tank cuck

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Harsh ebony stage

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: concupiscible bawdyhouse sneaky criminal

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: blue marvelous foreskin

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Spectacular Half-breed Locale

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Territorial feces windowlicker

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: slate address

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: apoplectic mustard church

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: provocative doctorate philosopher-king

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: diverse aquamarine parlor

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Territorial feces windowlicker

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Passionate disgusting liquid oxygen plaza

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Floppy field

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Trip people who are hurt school cafeteria

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Floppy field

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Floppy field

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Glassy house background story

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Trip people who are hurt school cafeteria

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Mauve station electric furnace

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: provocative doctorate philosopher-king

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Hilarious Locus Legal Warrant

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Glassy house background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Idiotic Heady Prole

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Sadistic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: apoplectic mustard church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: light histrionic rehab filthpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)