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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Effete parlor
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
mahogany haunting business firm
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Obsidian awkward market
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
mahogany haunting business firm
  07/14/25
100%
Vivacious chrome tattoo roast beef
  07/15/25
FAG
drunken hell athletic conference
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Violent marvelous whorehouse electric furnace
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Idiotic Soggy Faggot Firefighter
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Electric Hateful Love Of Her Life
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Vivacious chrome tattoo roast beef
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Effete parlor
  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Effete parlor
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Effete parlor
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig
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Peach Brunch Internal Respiration
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Confused yarmulke nursing home
  07/15/25
Lol
odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig
  07/15/25
jfc 180
drunken hell athletic conference
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Vivacious chrome tattoo roast beef
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Electric Hateful Love Of Her Life
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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Obsidian awkward market
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odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Effete parlor
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
mahogany haunting business firm
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Effete parlor
  07/14/25
wut
cobalt stead goal in life
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Effete parlor
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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we all have brother
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Peach Brunch Internal Respiration
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Flushed Hot Fat Ankles
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vibrant bistre death wish fanboi
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Angry mauve hospital
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Good poast moniker synergy
Peach Brunch Internal Respiration
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
pink rigpig tanning salon
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Impressive at-the-ready really tough guy
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Crystalline aromatic liquid oxygen
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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drunken hell athletic conference
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odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig
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Vivacious chrome tattoo roast beef
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Vivacious chrome tattoo roast beef
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Effete parlor
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Effete parlor

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: mahogany haunting business firm

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Obsidian awkward market

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: mahogany haunting business firm

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Vivacious chrome tattoo roast beef

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: drunken hell athletic conference

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Violent marvelous whorehouse electric furnace

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Idiotic Soggy Faggot Firefighter

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Electric Hateful Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Vivacious chrome tattoo roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Effete parlor

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal violent locale main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Effete parlor

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Effete parlor

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Peach Brunch Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Confused yarmulke nursing home

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: drunken hell athletic conference

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Vivacious chrome tattoo roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: maniacal salmon pocket flask lettuce

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Electric Hateful Love Of Her Life

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: mahogany haunting business firm

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Obsidian awkward market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Effete parlor

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: mahogany haunting business firm

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Effete parlor

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: cobalt stead goal in life

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Effete parlor

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Costumed lilac stage hissy fit

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Peach Brunch Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: bronze harsh ratface site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Glittery garnet lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: cyan alcoholic theater stage windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Flirting Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Pearl Theater

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Glittery garnet lodge

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Violent marvelous whorehouse electric furnace



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Bateful Gaming Laptop



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal violent locale main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: cerebral puce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Bateful Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Vivacious chrome tattoo roast beef

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Vivacious chrome tattoo roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Peach Brunch Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Flushed Hot Fat Ankles

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: vibrant bistre death wish fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Angry mauve hospital

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Peach Brunch Internal Respiration

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: pink rigpig tanning salon

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Impressive at-the-ready really tough guy

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Crystalline aromatic liquid oxygen

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: fantasy-prone buff trailer park

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Idiot Elastic Band

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: sapphire painfully honest famous landscape painting

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Confused yarmulke nursing home

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Appetizing Keepsake Machete Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: drunken hell athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: odious apoplectic principal's office pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Vivacious chrome tattoo roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Vivacious chrome tattoo roast beef

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Effete parlor

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)