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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Hairless carmine den crotch
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
brass point roommate
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
topaz theater place of business
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
crimson alpha
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
arrogant corner
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Razzmatazz Territorial Immigrant Garrison
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
razzle mischievous jewess
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
bateful base jew
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
pink native french chef
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Hairless carmine den crotch
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Iridescent School
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
carnelian bat shit crazy whorehouse boistinker
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Infuriating overrated messiness
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Hairless carmine den crotch
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Wonderful foreskin
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Gaped vengeful coldplay fan trump supporter
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
diverse translucent space
  06/30/25
cr
Hairless carmine den crotch
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Iridescent School
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Blue glittery university
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Wonderful foreskin
  06/30/25
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mustard supple spot
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Infuriating overrated messiness
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
diverse translucent space
  06/30/25
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bull headed odious community account preventive strike
  07/01/25
*bussy
provocative brindle indian lodge
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
razzle mischievous jewess
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Fragrant pistol bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
dun nursing home macaca
  06/30/25
fuck
Infuriating overrated messiness
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Fragrant pistol bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
brass point roommate
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Infuriating overrated messiness
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Blue glittery university
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Hairless carmine den crotch
  06/30/25
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passionate startling mad-dog skullcap telephone
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Greedy Business Firm
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
vermilion soul-stirring giraffe
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Peach School Cafeteria
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Hairless carmine den crotch
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
vermilion soul-stirring giraffe
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
mustard supple spot
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
vermilion soul-stirring giraffe
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Olive concupiscible circlehead
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Hairless carmine den crotch
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
rebellious dead sound barrier nibblets
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
aqua spectacular tanning salon
  06/30/25
tcr
mustard supple spot
  07/01/25
just jump
sexy hairraiser really tough guy stain
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Hairless carmine den crotch
  06/30/25
...
Effete Mental Disorder
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
shimmering depressive philosopher-king
  06/30/25
wow
Hairless carmine den crotch
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
big weed whacker organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
JFC man
Hairless carmine den crotch
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
pink native french chef
  06/30/25
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sexy hairraiser really tough guy stain
  06/30/25
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Infuriating overrated messiness
  06/30/25
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Wonderful foreskin
  06/30/25
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self-centered trust fund
  06/30/25
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mind-boggling fiercely-loyal menage dopamine
  06/30/25
...
rebellious dead sound barrier nibblets
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
aqua spectacular tanning salon
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Greedy Business Firm
  06/30/25
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amber marvelous heaven
  07/01/25
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bull headed odious community account preventive strike
  07/01/25
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Curious blood rage half-breed
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Excitant nofapping antidepressant drug hunting ground
  07/01/25
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Galvanic citrine coffee pot
  07/01/25
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crimson alpha
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Razzmatazz Territorial Immigrant Garrison
  06/30/25
bro
Hairless carmine den crotch
  06/30/25
...
aqua spectacular tanning salon
  06/30/25
lol
mustard supple spot
  07/01/25
...
Sable codepig
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
exhilarant yellow dingle berry
  06/30/25
jfc
Hairless carmine den crotch
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Iridescent School
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
self-centered trust fund
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
mind-boggling fiercely-loyal menage dopamine
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
mustard supple spot
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
exhilarant yellow dingle berry
  07/01/25
...
Peach School Cafeteria
  07/01/25
...
mind-boggling fiercely-loyal menage dopamine
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Galvanic citrine coffee pot
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Fishy hateful public bath ladyboy
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Blue glittery university
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Hairless carmine den crotch
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Infuriating overrated messiness
  06/30/25
...
Hairless carmine den crotch
  07/01/25
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aromatic cordovan library
  07/01/25
lol
mustard supple spot
  07/01/25
...
sexy hairraiser really tough guy stain
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Stirring Confused Doctorate
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
histrionic shaky hospital
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
poppy theatre deer antler
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Beady-eyed balding set associate
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Dark friendly grandma
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
aromatic cordovan library
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Cruel-hearted talented indirect expression temple
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Hairless carmine den crotch
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
mustard supple spot
  07/01/25
...
Hairless carmine den crotch
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
bull headed odious community account preventive strike
  07/01/25
😟
angry abode
  07/01/25
...
Rose rigpig
  07/01/25
holy shit
Hairless carmine den crotch
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
aromatic cordovan library
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
slate shitlib
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Galvanic citrine coffee pot
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
razzle mischievous jewess
  07/01/25
...
Hairless carmine den crotch
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Galvanic citrine coffee pot
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Galvanic citrine coffee pot
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
shimmering depressive philosopher-king
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
razzle mischievous jewess
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Hairless carmine den crotch
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Mauve Vibrant Trailer Park Boiling Water
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
bull headed odious community account preventive strike
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Boyish Forum Love Of Her Life
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Hairless carmine den crotch
  07/06/25
...
shimmering depressive philosopher-king
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Embarrassed To The Bone Ticket Booth
  07/06/25
...
mind-boggling fiercely-loyal menage dopamine
  07/06/25
lol
mustard supple spot
  07/07/25
wow
Hairless carmine den crotch
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: brass point roommate

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: topaz theater place of business

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: crimson alpha

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: arrogant corner

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Territorial Immigrant Garrison

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: razzle mischievous jewess

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: bateful base jew

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: pink native french chef

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Iridescent School

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: carnelian bat shit crazy whorehouse boistinker

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Infuriating overrated messiness

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Wonderful foreskin

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Gaped vengeful coldplay fan trump supporter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: diverse translucent space

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Iridescent School

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Blue glittery university

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Wonderful foreskin

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: mustard supple spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Infuriating overrated messiness

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: diverse translucent space

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: bull headed odious community account preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: provocative brindle indian lodge

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: razzle mischievous jewess

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Fragrant pistol bawdyhouse

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: dun nursing home macaca

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Infuriating overrated messiness

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Fragrant pistol bawdyhouse

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: brass point roommate

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Infuriating overrated messiness

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Blue glittery university

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: passionate startling mad-dog skullcap telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Greedy Business Firm

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: vermilion soul-stirring giraffe

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Peach School Cafeteria

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: vermilion soul-stirring giraffe

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: mustard supple spot

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: vermilion soul-stirring giraffe

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Olive concupiscible circlehead

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: rebellious dead sound barrier nibblets

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: aqua spectacular tanning salon

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: mustard supple spot

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: sexy hairraiser really tough guy stain

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Effete Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: shimmering depressive philosopher-king

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: big weed whacker organic girlfriend

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: pink native french chef

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: sexy hairraiser really tough guy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Infuriating overrated messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Wonderful foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: self-centered trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling fiercely-loyal menage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: rebellious dead sound barrier nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: aqua spectacular tanning salon

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Greedy Business Firm

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: amber marvelous heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: bull headed odious community account preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Curious blood rage half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Excitant nofapping antidepressant drug hunting ground

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Galvanic citrine coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: crimson alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Territorial Immigrant Garrison

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: aqua spectacular tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: mustard supple spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sable codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: exhilarant yellow dingle berry

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Iridescent School

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: self-centered trust fund

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling fiercely-loyal menage dopamine

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: mustard supple spot

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: exhilarant yellow dingle berry

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Peach School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling fiercely-loyal menage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Galvanic citrine coffee pot

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Fishy hateful public bath ladyboy

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Blue glittery university

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Infuriating overrated messiness

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: mustard supple spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: sexy hairraiser really tough guy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Stirring Confused Doctorate

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: histrionic shaky hospital

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: poppy theatre deer antler

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed balding set associate

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Dark friendly grandma

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: aromatic cordovan library

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted talented indirect expression temple

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: mustard supple spot

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: bull headed odious community account preventive strike

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: angry abode

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Rose rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: aromatic cordovan library

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: slate shitlib

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Galvanic citrine coffee pot

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: razzle mischievous jewess

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Galvanic citrine coffee pot

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Galvanic citrine coffee pot

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: shimmering depressive philosopher-king

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: razzle mischievous jewess

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Mauve Vibrant Trailer Park Boiling Water

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: bull headed odious community account preventive strike

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Boyish Forum Love Of Her Life

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: shimmering depressive philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Ticket Booth

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling fiercely-loyal menage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: mustard supple spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Hairless carmine den crotch

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)