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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
mind-boggling pea-brained athletic conference
  07/20/17
Waddled here
Big-titted bearded property
  07/20/17
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Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home
  07/20/17
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Confused maize faggotry
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
Cyan home
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
Big-titted bearded property
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
spectacular mentally impaired station
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
Big-titted bearded property
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
hyperactive international law enforcement agency
  10/18/21
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irradiated corner mental disorder
  07/20/17
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Exciting hateful public bath
  07/20/17
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vermilion institution
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
Exciting hateful public bath
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
thriller therapy
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
chartreuse low-t sandwich
  07/20/17
Titcq
Confused maize faggotry
  07/20/17
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White heady hall
  03/02/18
Yes.
Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
adventurous mahogany pisswyrm parlour
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
Metal Theatre
  07/20/17
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Wine Cuckoldry Immigrant
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
thriller therapy
  07/20/17
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Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home
  08/01/17
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Wine Cuckoldry Immigrant
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
Big-titted bearded property
  08/01/17
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Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
Comical Jew Gaming Laptop
  09/18/17
cq
pale blood rage space
  09/18/17
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out-of-control piazza
  09/04/21
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Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
Beady-eyed beta partner
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
chartreuse low-t sandwich
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
domesticated degenerate
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
chartreuse low-t sandwich
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
pale blood rage space
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
misunderstood community account travel guidebook
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
French duck-like chad
  03/02/18
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Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home
  07/24/18
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  02/19/19
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Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home
  10/31/19
id do this for free
adventurous mahogany pisswyrm parlour
  10/31/19
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Canary Electric Furnace Market
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
talented pit clown
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
Abnormal effete sex offender dilemma
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
out-of-control piazza
  09/04/21
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Big-titted bearded property
  06/18/25
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Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home
  10/18/21
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Canary Electric Furnace Market
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  12/14/23
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Canary Electric Furnace Market
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
jet-lagged business firm pervert
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
outnumbered mad cow disease
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
Big-titted bearded property
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling pea-brained athletic conference

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Big-titted bearded property

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Confused maize faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Cyan home

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Big-titted bearded property

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: spectacular mentally impaired station

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Big-titted bearded property

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: hyperactive international law enforcement agency

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: irradiated corner mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Exciting hateful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: vermilion institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Exciting hateful public bath

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: thriller therapy

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: chartreuse low-t sandwich

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Confused maize faggotry

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: White heady hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: adventurous mahogany pisswyrm parlour

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Metal Theatre

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Wine Cuckoldry Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: thriller therapy

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Wine Cuckoldry Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Big-titted bearded property

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Comical Jew Gaming Laptop

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: pale blood rage space

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: out-of-control piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed beta partner

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: chartreuse low-t sandwich

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: domesticated degenerate

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: chartreuse low-t sandwich

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: pale blood rage space

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: misunderstood community account travel guidebook

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: French duck-like chad

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: adventurous mahogany pisswyrm parlour

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Canary Electric Furnace Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: talented pit clown

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Abnormal effete sex offender dilemma

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: out-of-control piazza

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Big-titted bearded property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Sienna Dashing Main People Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Canary Electric Furnace Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Canary Electric Furnace Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Canary Electric Furnace Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: jet-lagged business firm pervert

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: outnumbered mad cow disease

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Big-titted bearded property

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027937)