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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
silver dead school cafeteria
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
sooty geriatric point deer antler
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
harsh useless brakes knife
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Wonderful orchestra pit gunner
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
puce gas station lettuce
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
silver dead school cafeteria
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
puce gas station lettuce
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Wonderful orchestra pit gunner
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
puce gas station lettuce
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Wonderful orchestra pit gunner
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
puce gas station lettuce
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Wonderful orchestra pit gunner
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
puce gas station lettuce
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
silver dead school cafeteria
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
puce gas station lettuce
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Wonderful orchestra pit gunner
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
puce gas station lettuce
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Drab Queen Of The Night
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
puce gas station lettuce
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Drab Queen Of The Night
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
puce gas station lettuce
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Fighting mediation box office
  04/08/25
that's rude
puce gas station lettuce
  04/08/25
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silver dead school cafeteria
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Exhilarant Cobalt Preventive Strike
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Wonderful orchestra pit gunner
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
aggressive awkward kitty cat cuck
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
puce gas station lettuce
  04/08/25
...
silver dead school cafeteria
  04/08/25
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puce gas station lettuce
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
silver dead school cafeteria
  04/09/25
...
silver dead school cafeteria
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Sable indirect expression party of the first part
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Iridescent Splenetic Whorehouse Athletic Conference
  04/09/25
Ty
puce gas station lettuce
  04/09/25
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Abnormal Out-of-control Mad Cow Disease Home
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
ruddy hairraiser base death wish
  04/09/25
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puce gas station lettuce
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
diverse chartreuse windowlicker
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
puce gas station lettuce
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
puce gas station lettuce
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
very tactful infuriating fat ankles station
  05/02/25
...
puce gas station lettuce
  05/12/25
...
puce gas station lettuce
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
puce gas station lettuce
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Iridescent Splenetic Whorehouse Athletic Conference
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
puce gas station lettuce
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Drab Queen Of The Night
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
puce gas station lettuce
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Drab Queen Of The Night
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
canary titillating immigrant boltzmann
  06/03/25
...
puce gas station lettuce
  06/26/25
OP?
puce gas station lettuce
  06/27/25
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puce gas station lettuce
  07/09/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: silver dead school cafeteria

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: sooty geriatric point deer antler

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: harsh useless brakes knife

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Wonderful orchestra pit gunner

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: silver dead school cafeteria

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Wonderful orchestra pit gunner

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Wonderful orchestra pit gunner

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Wonderful orchestra pit gunner

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: silver dead school cafeteria

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Wonderful orchestra pit gunner

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Drab Queen Of The Night

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Drab Queen Of The Night

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Fighting mediation box office

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: silver dead school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant Cobalt Preventive Strike

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Wonderful orchestra pit gunner

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: aggressive awkward kitty cat cuck

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: silver dead school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: silver dead school cafeteria

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: silver dead school cafeteria



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression party of the first part

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Iridescent Splenetic Whorehouse Athletic Conference

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Abnormal Out-of-control Mad Cow Disease Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: ruddy hairraiser base death wish

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: diverse chartreuse windowlicker

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: very tactful infuriating fat ankles station

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: puce gas station lettuce



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Iridescent Splenetic Whorehouse Athletic Conference

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Drab Queen Of The Night

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Drab Queen Of The Night

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: canary titillating immigrant boltzmann

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: puce gas station lettuce



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: puce gas station lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49087305)