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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
concupiscible hell
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
electric factory reset button cuck
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Laughsome box office rigpig
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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  01/26/16
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  01/24/18
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  01/26/16
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ruthless.
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  01/25/16
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...
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...
Green slap-happy market coldplay fan
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
concupiscible hell
  01/25/16
jfc
Elite mind-boggling headpube stage
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Green slap-happy market coldplay fan
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...
concupiscible hell
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Elite mind-boggling headpube stage
  01/25/16
Cr
concupiscible hell
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Maroon twisted idea he suggested
  01/25/16
hm
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  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
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wait
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  01/26/16
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concupiscible hell
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
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...
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180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
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  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
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  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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1800000 and i have a match.com GF
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concupiscible hell
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
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  01/25/16
Fucking 180
concupiscible hell
  01/25/16
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180 KILLSHOT
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ouch
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180
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just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
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  01/30/16
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  01/26/16
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I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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RIP brother
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  09/27/16
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  08/12/19
180
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  01/26/16
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  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
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  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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And yes, you're bald
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  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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toxic
Maroon twisted idea he suggested
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She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
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what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Maroon twisted idea he suggested
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A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
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Death gotta be easy
concupiscible hell
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Maroon twisted idea he suggested
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"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
concupiscible hell
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
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TY bro
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sapphire provocative degenerate
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Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
embarrassed to the bone umber parlour sound barrier
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
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Excitant Doctorate
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
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  10/27/17
credited advice
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even more toxic
Maroon twisted idea he suggested
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(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
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i lol'd
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Will do my best. TY
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ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
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...
Cowardly harsh dysfunction
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Judgmental Corn Cake
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Judgmental Corn Cake
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
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we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Judgmental Corn Cake
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
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A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
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  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
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  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
concupiscible hell
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
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how can she do better than with you? now go be that
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  10/27/17
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JFC holy shit
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lol at all the poasters encouraging him
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http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
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LOL
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JFC
Excitant Doctorate
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Update?
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Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
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Cr
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1800000000000 thread
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"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
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Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
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cr this is poetry
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Describe
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  01/26/16
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Hateful Olive Whorehouse Sex Offender
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Elite mind-boggling headpube stage
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Hateful Olive Whorehouse Sex Offender
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
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  06/10/24
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  01/26/16
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disgusting violet temple boistinker
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why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
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cq's!
Maroon twisted idea he suggested
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Excitant Doctorate
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...
Geriatric bisexual fortuitous meteor
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Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Pearly range internal respiration
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LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
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except for your autism
bateful ceo
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...
concupiscible hell
  01/26/16
...
zombie-like double fault station
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She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
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(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
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...
Floppy Beta Giraffe
  01/26/16
LOL fair
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Obeezy’s recent past*
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: orchid bossy yarmulke

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: orchid bossy yarmulke

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: exhilarant unholy chapel

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Trip disrespectful digit ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679796)



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Author: Mischievous field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Flesh curious locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Unhinged Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Copper trust fund

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: disgusting violet temple boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jet pit sandwich

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Medicated scourge upon the earth state

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Irradiated stag film

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: dull glittery boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: bronze arousing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: zombie-like double fault station

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Wonderful cuckoldry church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: stirring sinister set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Charcoal yapping pisswyrm place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: vermilion area

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Insane Potus School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: bateful ceo

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: topaz hall police squad

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Apoplectic arrogant indian lodge

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: sapphire provocative degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Heady rose ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: dead community account really tough guy

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: exhilarant unholy chapel

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: exhilarant unholy chapel

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: sapphire provocative degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone umber parlour sound barrier

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: vibrant glassy ratface pistol

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Pea-brained Self-absorbed Water Buffalo Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: concupiscible hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Excitant Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: cruel-hearted supple circlehead striped hyena

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: zombie-like double fault station

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: coral electric furnace

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: rebellious pocket flask generalized bond

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: exhilarant unholy chapel

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Lascivious mewling black woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: electric factory reset button cuck

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Cowardly harsh dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Judgmental Corn Cake

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Judgmental Corn Cake

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Judgmental Corn Cake

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Judgmental Corn Cake

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Judgmental Corn Cake

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: motley frum becky wrinkle

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Elite mind-boggling headpube stage

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: vigorous casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Cowardly harsh dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Very Tactful Pearl Location

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Gay gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone umber parlour sound barrier

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: balding school cafeteria

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: dark nowag

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: cruel-hearted supple circlehead striped hyena

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: up-to-no-good mediation

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: twinkling galvanic dilemma selfie

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: demanding magical ladyboy

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: costumed talented address skinny woman

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Excitant Doctorate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: big kitchen halford

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: hot depressive

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Floppy Beta Giraffe

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Author: Hateful Olive Whorehouse Sex Offender

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: concupiscible hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Elite mind-boggling headpube stage

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Hateful Olive Whorehouse Sex Offender

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Elite mind-boggling headpube stage

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: vivacious purple menage

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Elite mind-boggling headpube stage

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Hateful Olive Whorehouse Sex Offender

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Sienna Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Indecent forum

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: fragrant underhanded den

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: disgusting violet temple boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Diverse blue institution associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: exhilarant unholy chapel

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: high-end swollen senate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: turquoise genital piercing

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: chestnut property knife

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  garrison national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  wine theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: disgusting violet temple boistinker

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Hateful Olive Whorehouse Sex Offender

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Indecent forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Indecent forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Hateful Olive Whorehouse Sex Offender

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Hateful Olive Whorehouse Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Hateful Olive Whorehouse Sex Offender

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Hateful Olive Whorehouse Sex Offender

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Hateful Olive Whorehouse Sex Offender

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: vigorous casino



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: rebellious pocket flask generalized bond

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: smoky church building voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Floppy Beta Giraffe

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Floppy Beta Giraffe

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Floppy Beta Giraffe

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Floppy Beta Giraffe

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: fuchsia corner

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: fuchsia corner

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Floppy Beta Giraffe

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: dead community account really tough guy

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Floppy Beta Giraffe

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: spectacular spruce dog poop wagecucks

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  hospital

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: fragrant underhanded den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic arrogant indian lodge



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: shimmering business firm useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: sapphire provocative degenerate

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: high-end swollen senate tank



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Out-of-control thriller foreskin lay

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Library Main People

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: sapphire provocative degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Hateful Olive Whorehouse Sex Offender

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Library Main People

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Sienna Mad-dog Skullcap

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: rebellious pocket flask generalized bond

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: vigorous casino



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: crusty dashing therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: smoky church building voyeur



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Titillating stain principal's office



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: bespoke hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: sapphire provocative degenerate



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Elite mind-boggling headpube stage



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Flesh curious locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: vivacious purple menage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: big kitchen halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: vigorous casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: concupiscible hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: cordovan mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Elite mind-boggling headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: high-end swollen senate tank

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Maroon twisted idea he suggested

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: concupiscible hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Library Main People

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Titillating stain principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Iridescent candlestick maker cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: high-end swollen senate tank

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: concupiscible hell

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: burgundy half-breed

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: cruel-hearted supple circlehead striped hyena

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: concupiscible hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  office

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Dun heaven chad

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Diverse blue institution associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: concupiscible hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Elite mind-boggling headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Geriatric bisexual fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Titillating stain principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  legal warrant lodge

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: hyperactive yellow legend

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Excitant Doctorate

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  mad cow disease azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: crusty dashing therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Clear brunch immigrant

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Excitant Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: carmine wild stock car macaca

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: drab persian jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Elite mind-boggling headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: disgusting violet temple boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: high-end swollen senate tank

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: dull glittery boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: bearded primrose mexican

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: bearded primrose mexican

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Iridescent candlestick maker cruise ship

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: overrated mint jewess

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: frisky brindle nibblets parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: disgusting violet temple boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: concupiscible hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Tan

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Buff tripping space kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: disgusting violet temple boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: high-end swollen senate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Dun heaven chad

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: concupiscible hell

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: high-end swollen senate tank

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: fuchsia corner

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Effete

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Effete

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: vivacious purple menage

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Effete

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: disgusting violet temple boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  confused friendly grandma alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: dull glittery boiling water

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Effete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Effete

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: concupiscible hell

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Brilliant fanboi

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: concupiscible hell

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: high-end swollen senate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: marvelous national pozpig

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Effete

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Diverse blue institution associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Effete

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Effete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: duck-like bbw

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: citrine love of her life

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: duck-like bbw

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: duck-like bbw



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: chocolate round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Elite mind-boggling headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: vivacious purple menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: vivacious purple menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: garnet kink-friendly goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Elite mind-boggling headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: high-end swollen senate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Brass



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Charcoal yapping pisswyrm place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: vivacious purple menage

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Elite mind-boggling headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: big kitchen halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Insecure

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  White

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: concupiscible hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: disgusting violet temple boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: big kitchen halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#49548061)