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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Peach Piazza
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Low-t internet-worthy resort
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
crystalline heady state
  07/09/12
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Gaped vermilion codepig
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Very Tactful Center
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Peach Piazza
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Very Tactful Center
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Peach Piazza
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Very Tactful Center
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Bright athletic conference
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Peach Piazza
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Bright athletic conference
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Peach Piazza
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
big parlor jewess
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Peach Piazza
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
big parlor jewess
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Peach Piazza
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
big parlor jewess
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Alcoholic hairy legs
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Peach Piazza
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Sick rebellious idea he suggested turdskin
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Peach Piazza
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
laughsome reading party
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
razzmatazz henna hall
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
razzle poppy fanboi
  07/09/12
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Gaped vermilion codepig
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Very Tactful Center
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Peach Piazza
  07/09/12
stfu
razzle poppy fanboi
  07/09/12
180
Scarlet coldplay fan
  07/09/12
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marvelous trust fund set
  07/13/12
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motley fighting associate chapel
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
kink-friendly big-titted stock car
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Peach Piazza
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
kink-friendly big-titted stock car
  07/09/12
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galvanic brethren
  07/04/19
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Gaped vermilion codepig
  07/13/12
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galvanic brethren
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
shimmering whorehouse kitty
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
mewling corner
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
sexy electric place of business
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
mewling corner
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
stimulating fishy idiot laser beams
  03/04/25
lol kike
motley fighting associate chapel
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
exciting copper giraffe
  07/04/19
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concupiscible rehab
  08/10/22
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swollen black woman goal in life
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Indecent boltzmann
  07/24/24
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stirring frisky gaming laptop people who are hurt
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
painfully honest location factory reset button
  09/22/24
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stimulating fishy idiot laser beams
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Chocolate trip wagecucks
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Peach Piazza



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Low-t internet-worthy resort

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: crystalline heady state

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Gaped vermilion codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Very Tactful Center

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Peach Piazza

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Very Tactful Center

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Peach Piazza

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Very Tactful Center

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Bright athletic conference

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Peach Piazza

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Bright athletic conference

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Peach Piazza

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: big parlor jewess

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Peach Piazza

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: big parlor jewess

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Peach Piazza

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: big parlor jewess

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic hairy legs

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Peach Piazza

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Sick rebellious idea he suggested turdskin

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Peach Piazza

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: laughsome reading party

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz henna hall

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: razzle poppy fanboi

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Gaped vermilion codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Very Tactful Center

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Peach Piazza

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: razzle poppy fanboi

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Scarlet coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: marvelous trust fund set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: motley fighting associate chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: kink-friendly big-titted stock car

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Peach Piazza

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly big-titted stock car

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: galvanic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Gaped vermilion codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: galvanic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: shimmering whorehouse kitty

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: mewling corner

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: sexy electric place of business

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: mewling corner

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: stimulating fishy idiot laser beams

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: motley fighting associate chapel

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: exciting copper giraffe

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: concupiscible rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: swollen black woman goal in life



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Indecent boltzmann

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: stirring frisky gaming laptop people who are hurt



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: painfully honest location factory reset button

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: stimulating fishy idiot laser beams



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Chocolate trip wagecucks

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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