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Soccermos: why not 'pinch' ball between elbows and run with it?
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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:54 PM Author: Federal turdskin Not a hand ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412443) |
Date: July 25th, 2015 10:57 PM Author: Jet idea he suggested mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412459) |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:11 PM Author: Jet idea he suggested mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#36400663) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:59 PM Author: Cobalt Charismatic Partner more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair product and run with it on your head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412466) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:00 PM Author: avocado locus roommate any arm contact is a handball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412473) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:16 PM Author: Federal turdskin I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their back. Would that be illegal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412584) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:16 PM Author: Flirting translucent dog poop shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK cmon stop being a retard lolyer looking for loopholes, nigga, you know what "arm" means |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:19 PM Author: grizzly shrine That's a handball.
Also, players don't take kindly to tricks like what you are thinking of. Check out this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PxzP2G5gK0
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:22 PM Author: Federal turdskin Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perfectly legal move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412619) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:29 PM Author: crawly bright legal warrant Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, and the other 9 guys link arms and form a tight circle around him so nobody on the other team can get the ball? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412660) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:34 PM Author: Hyperactive death wish Lol TBF this would be AWESOME. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412693) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:41 PM Author: Federal turdskin Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking soccer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412738) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: Hyperactive death wish Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run toward w defender and push the defender along to keep them in front maybe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412767) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: Federal turdskin No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412769) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM Author: Hyperactive death wish Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412833) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM Author: Flirting translucent dog poop everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongmen and doods who defect for US PIGSKIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28414691) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM Author: Blue soul-stirring lay regret (actual retard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28414692) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: grizzly shrine "Offsides would be the only issue I think."
Have you *ever* watched soccer? |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM Author: Hyperactive death wish Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offsides. I'm a girl though, so free pass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412836) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: crawly bright legal warrant Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one guy dribble it all the way up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412773) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:54 PM Author: Laughsome halford trailer park Not offsides but obstruction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412861) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:42 PM Author: Laughsome halford trailer park Handball includes the whole arm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412749) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:45 PM Author: Federal turdskin Lol it's not called an armball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412782) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:46 PM Author: Laughsome halford trailer park How many interactions by a player with the ball in American football involve the use of the foot? 1%? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412793) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM Author: grizzly shrine Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the foot. Patriots. Norwood. It's one of the lamer aspects of football to be fair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412802) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM Author: Federal turdskin ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412805) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM Author: aggressive sticky faggot firefighter electric furnace "With the ball" implies possession and field goals kickers do not "posses" the ball at the time of the kick so this number will actually be a lot lower than you think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412840) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: Laughsome halford trailer park I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the ball.
Why is the game called football when it mostly involves throwing, catching and holding the ball? |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:03 AM Author: aggressive sticky faggot firefighter electric furnace Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% because most players "interacting" with the ball are trying to progress it, you know, by running.
Why is your game called soccer when all the guys playing it are too low-T to ever actually sock a women in the face (when she deserves it)? |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:00 PM Author: Blue soul-stirring lay regret (retard hamburger)
im pretty sure if you called your sport american handball, it would sound more appealing |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:50 AM Author: brindle area elastic band Because it is played on foot, and not horseback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28414563) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM Author: aggressive sticky faggot firefighter electric furnace Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have mine wear the other teams colors. Or I would cover him in tin foil and have people in the stands shine lasers on him when the other team went to shoot. Ljl at this sporttt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412825) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM Author: Federal turdskin Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has the hidden ball play football the flea flicker why can't soccer twinks try something new when it would obviously work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412838) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM Author: Laughsome halford trailer park GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ordinary team strips.
In higher leagues the GK's top also has to contrast with the referees' tops and cannot be the same colour as the other goalkeeper's. This is why EPL teams have lots of different coloured GK tops. |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: aggressive sticky faggot firefighter electric furnace Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressing like each other and pretending to be referees?
Lmao that shit would never fly in football or basketball. I'm trying to picture some kid pretending to be a referee during a HS football game and I just can't do it
Also none of this addresses my points re: tin foil and lasers |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM Author: Umber Misunderstood Locale Ape ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble over to the other team's goal with it while your boys run super fast circles around you creating a virtual force field? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412850) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:53 PM Author: Laughsome halford trailer park Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412857) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:55 PM Author: Umber Misunderstood Locale Ape obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investigation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412869) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: grizzly shrine "But did he make a football move?"
[5 minutes of replays, commentator discussion]
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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:59 AM Author: bateful sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28414596) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: Federal turdskin Lol you're so overreaching (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28412883) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:05 PM Author: infuriating comical theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28414629) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:02 PM Author: Blue soul-stirring lay regret did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your body, such that the ball can't be removed without being fouled? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28414615) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:12 PM Author: out-of-control national security agency azn (William Webb Ellis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28414659) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 1:31 PM Author: maniacal parlour One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the ground while 4 other bros grab a limb and drag him down the field. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#28415113) |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:12 PM Author: Low-t mediation generalized bond lmfao
why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your belly, then your team drags you down the field |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:06 PM Author: Federal turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#36400619) |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:09 PM Author: zombie-like razzle-dazzle orchestra pit Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team for not thinking of these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#36400637) |
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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM Author: beady-eyed mauve coffee pot property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#45561197) |
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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:26 PM Author: multi-colored self-absorbed set community account Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball the whole game and end each game in a draw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#45561217) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: Robert Byrd Schitt most games already end in a draw afaik. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#49936130) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:04 PM Author: No Paye No Gain I made this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#49936124) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Junko Enoshima That's a great way to get tennis elbow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2#49936126) |