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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house
| Canary Jewess | 07/20/17 |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM Author: Canary Jewess For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816105) |
Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM Author: passionate library is there any kind of installment plan available? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816115) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM Author: histrionic toaster Waddled here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816119) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM Author: Canary Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816122) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM Author: kink-friendly cowardly shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817516) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM Author: Alcoholic tantric base cuckold lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816126) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM Author: histrionic toaster The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816132) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM Author: brilliant narrow-minded whorehouse The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816141) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM Author: histrionic toaster I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816165) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM Author: Titillating Party Of The First Part This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43292170) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM Author: curious macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816168) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM Author: razzmatazz sick casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816170) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM Author: Appetizing Talking Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816146) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM Author: razzmatazz sick casino Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816166) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM Author: brindle hyperventilating gay wizard indian lodge $100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817496) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM Author: yellow step-uncle's house famous landscape painting One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817507) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM Author: kink-friendly cowardly shitlib Titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817526) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM Author: Bossy boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521751) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM Author: Canary Jewess Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896385) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM Author: overrated pit Id do this for 0$ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817697) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM Author: dark stock car how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817737) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM Author: rebellious nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817747) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM Author: brindle hyperventilating gay wizard indian lodge Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817760) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM Author: Canary Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896387) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM Author: rebellious nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817743) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM Author: histrionic toaster After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33897078) |
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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM Author: Canary Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234787) |
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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM Author: Green unholy home gaming laptop do i also get to live in 1994? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234802) |
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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM Author: mischievous organic girlfriend partner cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234987) |
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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM Author: Wonderful crystalline mother masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063359) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM Author: Canary Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521455) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM Author: violet sound barrier Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521481) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM Author: Canary Jewess No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521489) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM Author: yellow step-uncle's house famous landscape painting kind of a gay clarification (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521502) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM Author: Canary Jewess CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521512) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM Author: Bisexual brunch reading party i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521504) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM Author: yellow step-uncle's house famous landscape painting (guy who didn't read the thread) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521509) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM Author: mischievous organic girlfriend partner It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM Author: pale concupiscible rehab sandwich How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521703) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM Author: Bright Halford That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521729) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM Author: Canary Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#36489749) |
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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM Author: Canary Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#37809495) |
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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM Author: Canary Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053162) |
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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM Author: overrated pit id do this for free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053200) |
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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM Author: Cerebral emerald trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063314) |
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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM Author: Citrine Property Elastic Band Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063338) |
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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM Author: Unhinged underhanded native i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063341) |
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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Wonderful crystalline mother masturbator Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063369) |
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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: sophie cunningham (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028087) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM Author: Canary Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43291843) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM Author: Cerebral emerald trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#44730423) |
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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027764) |
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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: manic pixie dream litigator Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go
if so I'm sold |
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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,..., I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028138) |
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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM Author: sophie cunningham but where will i get 100MM? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027937) |