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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
razzle-dazzle roast beef filthpig
  06/30/25
100%
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
razzle-dazzle roast beef filthpig
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
duck-like volcanic crater
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
cr
Sapphire indecent location
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
Marvelous House-broken Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Bronze organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
Walnut Contagious Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
...
Bronze organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
Bateful orchid travel guidebook lodge
  06/30/25
?
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
LMAO
Sapphire indecent location
  06/30/25
🧐
lascivious arrogant gaming laptop multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
crystalline nowag faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
Maroon violent therapy
  06/30/25
link?
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
crystalline nowag faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Sapphire indecent location
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Cheese-eating State
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
pale ticket booth keepsake machete
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
pale ticket booth keepsake machete
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
pale ticket booth keepsake machete
  06/30/25
yes
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
pale ticket booth keepsake machete
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
Bonkers racy police squad
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Cheese-eating State
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
Walnut Contagious Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
Walnut Contagious Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
B46*
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
Walnut Contagious Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
Plum swashbuckling halford
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
Walnut Contagious Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
Plum swashbuckling halford
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
Plum swashbuckling halford
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
Bonkers racy police squad
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Cheese-eating State
  06/30/25
tcr
razzle-dazzle roast beef filthpig
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Bronze organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
razzle-dazzle roast beef filthpig
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Bat Shit Crazy Sooty Plaza Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
Walnut Contagious Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
lascivious arrogant gaming laptop multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
😏
Cheese-eating State
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
razzle-dazzle roast beef filthpig
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
carmine diverse coffee pot
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle roast beef filthpig

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle roast beef filthpig

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: duck-like volcanic crater

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Sapphire indecent location

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Marvelous House-broken Mental Disorder

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Bronze organic girlfriend

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Walnut Contagious Cruise Ship

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Bronze organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Bateful orchid travel guidebook lodge

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Sapphire indecent location

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: lascivious arrogant gaming laptop multi-billionaire

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: crystalline nowag faggot firefighter

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Maroon violent therapy

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: crystalline nowag faggot firefighter

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Sapphire indecent location

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Cheese-eating State

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: pale ticket booth keepsake machete

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: pale ticket booth keepsake machete

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: pale ticket booth keepsake machete

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: pale ticket booth keepsake machete

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Cheese-eating State

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Walnut Contagious Cruise Ship

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Walnut Contagious Cruise Ship

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Walnut Contagious Cruise Ship

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Plum swashbuckling halford

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Walnut Contagious Cruise Ship

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Plum swashbuckling halford

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Plum swashbuckling halford

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Bonkers racy police squad

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Cheese-eating State

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle roast beef filthpig

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Bronze organic girlfriend

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle roast beef filthpig

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Sooty Plaza Mad-dog Skullcap

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Walnut Contagious Cruise Ship

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: lascivious arrogant gaming laptop multi-billionaire

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cheese-eating State

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle roast beef filthpig

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: carmine diverse coffee pot

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061936)