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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
vengeful chad plaza
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
costumed motley business firm international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
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Apoplectic unholy nursing home
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
vengeful chad plaza
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
vengeful chad plaza
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
costumed motley business firm international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
appetizing organic girlfriend
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Aromatic lettuce library
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
vengeful chad plaza
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Aromatic lettuce library
  04/05/26
...
costumed motley business firm international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
purple sticky lodge rigor
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Apoplectic unholy nursing home
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
French Degenerate
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Gay concupiscible church background story
  04/05/26
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Pink Mildly Autistic Knife Temple
  04/05/26
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bright jew stage
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Soul-stirring piazza puppy
  04/05/26
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Galvanic Turquoise Theater Stage
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
vengeful chad plaza
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Soul-stirring piazza puppy
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
rose fluffy sandwich
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
claret sound barrier
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Low-t milky space kitty cat
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
odious community account kitty
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
arousing death wish
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
claret sound barrier
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
odious community account kitty
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
arousing death wish
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Pink Mildly Autistic Knife Temple
  04/05/26
...
costumed motley business firm international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
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Plum property selfie
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
rose fluffy sandwich
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
arousing death wish
  04/05/26
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nighttime jewess
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
nighttime jewess
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
yellow hissy fit quadroon
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Henna pungent round eye public bath
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
vengeful chad plaza
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
rose fluffy sandwich
  04/05/26
...
arousing death wish
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: vengeful chad plaza

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: costumed motley business firm international law enforcement agency

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Apoplectic unholy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: vengeful chad plaza

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: vengeful chad plaza

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: costumed motley business firm international law enforcement agency

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: appetizing organic girlfriend

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Aromatic lettuce library

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: vengeful chad plaza

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Aromatic lettuce library

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: costumed motley business firm international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: purple sticky lodge rigor

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Apoplectic unholy nursing home

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: French Degenerate

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Gay concupiscible church background story

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Pink Mildly Autistic Knife Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: bright jew stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza puppy

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Galvanic Turquoise Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: vengeful chad plaza

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza puppy

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: rose fluffy sandwich

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: claret sound barrier

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Low-t milky space kitty cat

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: odious community account kitty

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: arousing death wish

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: claret sound barrier

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: odious community account kitty

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: arousing death wish

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Pink Mildly Autistic Knife Temple

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: costumed motley business firm international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Plum property selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: rose fluffy sandwich

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: arousing death wish

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: nighttime jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: nighttime jewess

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: yellow hissy fit quadroon

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Henna pungent round eye public bath

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: vengeful chad plaza

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: rose fluffy sandwich

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: arousing death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49812165)