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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
Excitant hairless dragon
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Lascivious coldplay fan potus
  07/20/17
Waddled here
razzle-dazzle public bath national security agency
  07/20/17
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Excitant hairless dragon
  07/20/17
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erotic orchid piazza
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
boyish hell partner
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
razzle-dazzle public bath national security agency
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
Twisted fishy whorehouse regret
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
razzle-dazzle public bath national security agency
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
Glittery business firm
  10/18/21
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Exciting Menage Tattoo
  07/20/17
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white wagecucks sandwich
  07/20/17
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crimson cheese-eating garrison friendly grandma
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
white wagecucks sandwich
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
Hyperactive principal's office sneaky criminal
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
snowy costumed parlour
  07/20/17
Titcq
erotic orchid piazza
  07/20/17
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Metal Space Digit Ratio
  03/02/18
Yes.
Excitant hairless dragon
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
azure clown
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
sooty meetinghouse
  07/20/17
...
ruby razzmatazz knife
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
Hyperactive principal's office sneaky criminal
  07/20/17
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Excitant hairless dragon
  08/01/17
...
ruby razzmatazz knife
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
razzle-dazzle public bath national security agency
  08/01/17
...
Excitant hairless dragon
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
fragrant self-absorbed site
  09/18/17
cq
Stubborn really tough guy
  09/18/17
...
fiercely-loyal casino
  09/04/21
...
Excitant hairless dragon
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
indecent titillating heaven
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
Excitant hairless dragon
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
snowy costumed parlour
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
Excitant hairless dragon
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
Crystalline floppy office
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
snowy costumed parlour
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Stubborn really tough guy
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
Appetizing dog poop shrine
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
Territorial Boistinker
  03/02/18
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Excitant hairless dragon
  07/24/18
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Excitant hairless dragon
  02/19/19
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Excitant hairless dragon
  10/31/19
id do this for free
azure clown
  10/31/19
...
Lavender talented queen of the night hospital
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
carmine hominid
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
Aphrodisiac station stain
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
fiercely-loyal casino
  09/04/21
...
razzle-dazzle public bath national security agency
  06/18/25
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Excitant hairless dragon
  10/18/21
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Lavender talented queen of the night hospital
  06/23/22
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Lavender talented queen of the night hospital
  12/14/23
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Lavender talented queen of the night hospital
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
Gay Brunch
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
Haunting blue dingle berry house
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
razzle-dazzle public bath national security agency
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Excitant hairless dragon

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Lascivious coldplay fan potus

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle public bath national security agency

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Excitant hairless dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: erotic orchid piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: boyish hell partner

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle public bath national security agency

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Twisted fishy whorehouse regret

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle public bath national security agency

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: Glittery business firm

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Exciting Menage Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: white wagecucks sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: crimson cheese-eating garrison friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: white wagecucks sandwich

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Hyperactive principal's office sneaky criminal

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: snowy costumed parlour

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: erotic orchid piazza

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Metal Space Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Excitant hairless dragon

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: azure clown

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: sooty meetinghouse

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: ruby razzmatazz knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Hyperactive principal's office sneaky criminal

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Excitant hairless dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: ruby razzmatazz knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle public bath national security agency

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Excitant hairless dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: fragrant self-absorbed site

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Stubborn really tough guy

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Excitant hairless dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: indecent titillating heaven

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Excitant hairless dragon

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: snowy costumed parlour

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Excitant hairless dragon

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Crystalline floppy office

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: snowy costumed parlour

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Stubborn really tough guy

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Appetizing dog poop shrine

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Territorial Boistinker

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Excitant hairless dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Excitant hairless dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Excitant hairless dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: azure clown

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Lavender talented queen of the night hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: carmine hominid

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station stain

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal casino

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle public bath national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Excitant hairless dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Lavender talented queen of the night hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Lavender talented queen of the night hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Lavender talented queen of the night hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Gay Brunch

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Haunting blue dingle berry house

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle public bath national security agency

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027937)