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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Silver duck-like plaza
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
exciting bright degenerate hospital
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
mahogany effete church building athletic conference
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Adventurous gay wizard
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
angry point
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Silver duck-like plaza
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
angry point
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Adventurous gay wizard
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
angry point
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Adventurous gay wizard
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
angry point
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Adventurous gay wizard
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
angry point
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Silver duck-like plaza
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
angry point
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Adventurous gay wizard
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
angry point
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
glittery iridescent deer antler station
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
angry point
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
glittery iridescent deer antler station
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
angry point
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Embarrassed to the bone salmon marketing idea
  04/08/25
that's rude
angry point
  04/08/25
...
Silver duck-like plaza
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
underhanded police squad lettuce
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Adventurous gay wizard
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
amber flatulent principal's office
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
angry point
  04/08/25
...
Silver duck-like plaza
  04/08/25
...
angry point
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Silver duck-like plaza
  04/09/25
...
Silver duck-like plaza
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Bearded knife
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
apoplectic fanboi
  04/09/25
Ty
angry point
  04/09/25
...
yellow concupiscible hominid psychic
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Costumed wagecucks
  04/09/25
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angry point
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Razzmatazz hell
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
angry point
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
angry point
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Translucent coffee pot
  05/02/25
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angry point
  05/12/25
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angry point
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
angry point
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
apoplectic fanboi
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
angry point
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
glittery iridescent deer antler station
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
angry point
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
glittery iridescent deer antler station
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Comical Stage Sneaky Criminal
  06/03/25
...
angry point
  06/26/25
OP?
angry point
  06/27/25
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angry point
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Silver duck-like plaza

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: exciting bright degenerate hospital

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: mahogany effete church building athletic conference

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Adventurous gay wizard

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: angry point

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Silver duck-like plaza

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: angry point

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Adventurous gay wizard

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: angry point

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Adventurous gay wizard

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: angry point

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Adventurous gay wizard

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: angry point

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Silver duck-like plaza

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: angry point

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Adventurous gay wizard

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: angry point

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: glittery iridescent deer antler station

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: angry point

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: glittery iridescent deer antler station

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: angry point

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone salmon marketing idea

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: angry point

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Silver duck-like plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: underhanded police squad lettuce

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Adventurous gay wizard

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: amber flatulent principal's office

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: angry point

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Silver duck-like plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: angry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Silver duck-like plaza

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Silver duck-like plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Bearded knife

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: apoplectic fanboi

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: angry point

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: yellow concupiscible hominid psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Costumed wagecucks

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: angry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hell

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: angry point

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: angry point

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Translucent coffee pot

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: angry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: angry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: angry point

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: apoplectic fanboi

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: angry point

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: glittery iridescent deer antler station

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: angry point

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: glittery iridescent deer antler station

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Comical Stage Sneaky Criminal

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: angry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: angry point

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: angry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49145215)