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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
aromatic godawful center
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
titillating locale faggotry
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
Histrionic Internet-worthy Digit Ratio
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
Navy magical kitty spot
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
vivacious out-of-control institution cuckoldry
  03/26/19
...
aromatic godawful center
  03/26/19
...
hairless potus trailer park
  03/26/19
...
Histrionic Internet-worthy Digit Ratio
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
silver cruise ship turdskin
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
Histrionic Internet-worthy Digit Ratio
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
titillating locale faggotry
  03/26/19
O F S F S
vivacious out-of-control institution cuckoldry
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
Histrionic Internet-worthy Digit Ratio
  03/26/19
180
low-t private investor
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
Histrionic Internet-worthy Digit Ratio
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
orange adventurous school
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
glassy mind-boggling gas station antidepressant drug
  08/06/19
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Navy magical kitty spot
  03/26/19
...
alcoholic nursing home
  03/26/19
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razzle-dazzle filthpig area
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
azure self-centered public bath volcanic crater
  03/26/19
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vivacious out-of-control institution cuckoldry
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
Histrionic Internet-worthy Digit Ratio
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
curious ungodly mood
  03/26/19
...
azure self-centered public bath volcanic crater
  03/26/19
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laughsome incel
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
shaky sanctuary sex offender
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
orange adventurous school
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Passionate Indirect Expression Church
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
curious ungodly mood
  03/26/19
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Passionate Indirect Expression Church
  03/26/19
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curious ungodly mood
  06/18/19
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curious ungodly mood
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
orange adventurous school
  03/26/19
cr
Passionate Indirect Expression Church
  03/26/19
Zoho
Aqua black woman boistinker
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Blue mediation
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
hairraiser national fat ankles
  03/26/19
...
Talented gaped blood rage ladyboy
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
laughsome incel
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Concupiscible station idea he suggested
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
spruce pea-brained codepig prole
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
Fuchsia Garrison
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Concupiscible station idea he suggested
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
azure self-centered public bath volcanic crater
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
glassy mind-boggling gas station antidepressant drug
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
dashing indian lodge nibblets
  08/07/19
Boom might now
medicated exciting church building
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
multi-colored drunken box office
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Razzle temple
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
dashing indian lodge nibblets
  08/07/19
...
medicated exciting church building
  11/09/19
...
aromatic godawful center
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
supple ultramarine resort
  06/26/25
forces sales
stirring crackhouse
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: aromatic godawful center

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: titillating locale faggotry

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Digit Ratio

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Navy magical kitty spot

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: vivacious out-of-control institution cuckoldry

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: aromatic godawful center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: hairless potus trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: silver cruise ship turdskin

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Digit Ratio

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: titillating locale faggotry

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: vivacious out-of-control institution cuckoldry

O F S

F

S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Digit Ratio

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: low-t private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Digit Ratio

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: orange adventurous school

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: glassy mind-boggling gas station antidepressant drug

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Navy magical kitty spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: alcoholic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle filthpig area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: azure self-centered public bath volcanic crater

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: vivacious out-of-control institution cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Digit Ratio

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: curious ungodly mood

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: azure self-centered public bath volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: laughsome incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: shaky sanctuary sex offender

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: orange adventurous school

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Passionate Indirect Expression Church

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: curious ungodly mood

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Passionate Indirect Expression Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: curious ungodly mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: curious ungodly mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: orange adventurous school

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Passionate Indirect Expression Church

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Aqua black woman boistinker

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Blue mediation

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: hairraiser national fat ankles

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Talented gaped blood rage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: laughsome incel

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible station idea he suggested

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: spruce pea-brained codepig prole

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia Garrison

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible station idea he suggested

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: azure self-centered public bath volcanic crater

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: glassy mind-boggling gas station antidepressant drug

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: dashing indian lodge nibblets

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: medicated exciting church building

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: multi-colored drunken box office

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Razzle temple

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: dashing indian lodge nibblets

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: medicated exciting church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: aromatic godawful center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: supple ultramarine resort

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: stirring crackhouse

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051946)