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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
sinister kitty cat idiot
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
stirring copper gas station mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
adventurous purple new version nibblets
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Bespoke old irish cottage temple
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
multi-colored church building quadroon
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Doobsian selfie
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
vengeful peach associate
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Primrose contagious kitchen headpube
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
chrome windowlicker
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Hideous Lime Theatre
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
gold shrine
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
maniacal cruise ship roommate
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Irradiated chocolate business firm liquid oxygen
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Hateful ticket booth
  06/30/25
cr
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
chrome windowlicker
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Idiotic brass public bath
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
maniacal cruise ship roommate
  06/30/25
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salmon boyish goyim rehab
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
gold shrine
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Hateful ticket booth
  06/30/25
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bronze abode prole
  07/01/25
*bussy
racy potus
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Doobsian selfie
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Amber plaza codepig
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Impressive Mildly Autistic Stead Regret
  06/30/25
fuck
gold shrine
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Amber plaza codepig
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
sinister kitty cat idiot
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
gold shrine
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Idiotic brass public bath
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  06/30/25
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Diverse Crawly Indirect Expression
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
appetizing brindle pisswyrm factory reset button
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
stubborn forum
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Submissive partner parlour
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
stubborn forum
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
salmon boyish goyim rehab
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
stubborn forum
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Exciting medicated faggotry
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
concupiscible aquamarine tanning salon newt
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
clear macaca
  06/30/25
tcr
salmon boyish goyim rehab
  07/01/25
just jump
obsidian aphrodisiac double fault ratface
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  06/30/25
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tan roast beef
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Cream lay masturbator
  06/30/25
wow
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
pink big-titted parlor
  06/30/25
JFC man
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Primrose contagious kitchen headpube
  06/30/25
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obsidian aphrodisiac double fault ratface
  06/30/25
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gold shrine
  06/30/25
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maniacal cruise ship roommate
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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concupiscible aquamarine tanning salon newt
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
clear macaca
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
appetizing brindle pisswyrm factory reset button
  06/30/25
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sexy cracking set
  07/01/25
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bronze abode prole
  07/01/25
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Know-it-all Crackhouse Brethren
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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spectacular giraffe
  07/01/25
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adventurous purple new version nibblets
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
multi-colored church building quadroon
  06/30/25
bro
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  06/30/25
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clear macaca
  06/30/25
lol
salmon boyish goyim rehab
  07/01/25
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nubile provocative sanctuary
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
exhilarant home
  06/30/25
jfc
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
chrome windowlicker
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Soul-stirring self-centered mood bbw
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Claret misanthropic rigor office
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
salmon boyish goyim rehab
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
exhilarant home
  07/01/25
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Submissive partner parlour
  07/01/25
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Claret misanthropic rigor office
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
spectacular giraffe
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Trip hominid
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Idiotic brass public bath
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
gold shrine
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  07/01/25
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pungent ruddy area
  07/01/25
lol
salmon boyish goyim rehab
  07/01/25
...
obsidian aphrodisiac double fault ratface
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Cordovan cuckoldry sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
passionate magical university affirmative action
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
floppy community account candlestick maker
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Plum motley bawdyhouse boiling water
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
glittery rigpig locale
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
pungent ruddy area
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Angry bateful den
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
salmon boyish goyim rehab
  07/01/25
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Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
bronze abode prole
  07/01/25
😟
Indigo school haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
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mind-boggling spot
  07/01/25
holy shit
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
pungent ruddy area
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
scarlet immigrant
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
spectacular giraffe
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Doobsian selfie
  07/01/25
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Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
spectacular giraffe
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
spectacular giraffe
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Cream lay masturbator
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Doobsian selfie
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Beady-eyed well-lubricated ape foreskin
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
bronze abode prole
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Grizzly greedy range
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  07/06/25
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Cream lay masturbator
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Useless step-uncle's house stock car
  07/06/25
...
Claret misanthropic rigor office
  07/06/25
lol
salmon boyish goyim rehab
  07/07/25
wow
Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: sinister kitty cat idiot

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: stirring copper gas station mad-dog skullcap

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: adventurous purple new version nibblets

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Bespoke old irish cottage temple

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: multi-colored church building quadroon

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Doobsian selfie

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: vengeful peach associate

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Primrose contagious kitchen headpube

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: chrome windowlicker

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Hideous Lime Theatre

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: gold shrine

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: maniacal cruise ship roommate

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Irradiated chocolate business firm liquid oxygen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Hateful ticket booth

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: chrome windowlicker

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Idiotic brass public bath

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: maniacal cruise ship roommate

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: salmon boyish goyim rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: gold shrine

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hateful ticket booth

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: bronze abode prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: racy potus

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Doobsian selfie

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Amber plaza codepig

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Impressive Mildly Autistic Stead Regret

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: gold shrine

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Amber plaza codepig

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: sinister kitty cat idiot

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: gold shrine

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Idiotic brass public bath

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Diverse Crawly Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: appetizing brindle pisswyrm factory reset button

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: stubborn forum

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Submissive partner parlour

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: stubborn forum

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: salmon boyish goyim rehab

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: stubborn forum

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Exciting medicated faggotry

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: concupiscible aquamarine tanning salon newt

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: clear macaca

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: salmon boyish goyim rehab

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: obsidian aphrodisiac double fault ratface

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: tan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Cream lay masturbator

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: pink big-titted parlor

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Primrose contagious kitchen headpube

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: obsidian aphrodisiac double fault ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: gold shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: maniacal cruise ship roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring self-centered mood bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Claret misanthropic rigor office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: concupiscible aquamarine tanning salon newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: clear macaca

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: appetizing brindle pisswyrm factory reset button

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: sexy cracking set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: bronze abode prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Know-it-all Crackhouse Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: vigorous menage marketing idea

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: spectacular giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: adventurous purple new version nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: multi-colored church building quadroon

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: clear macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: salmon boyish goyim rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: nubile provocative sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: exhilarant home

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: chrome windowlicker

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring self-centered mood bbw

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Claret misanthropic rigor office

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: salmon boyish goyim rehab

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: exhilarant home

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Submissive partner parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Claret misanthropic rigor office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: spectacular giraffe

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Trip hominid

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Idiotic brass public bath

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: gold shrine

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: pungent ruddy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: salmon boyish goyim rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: obsidian aphrodisiac double fault ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Cordovan cuckoldry sweet tailpipe

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: passionate magical university affirmative action

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: floppy community account candlestick maker

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Plum motley bawdyhouse boiling water

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: glittery rigpig locale

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: pungent ruddy area

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Angry bateful den

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: salmon boyish goyim rehab

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: bronze abode prole

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Indigo school haunted graveyard

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: mind-boggling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: pungent ruddy area

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: scarlet immigrant

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: spectacular giraffe

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Doobsian selfie

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: spectacular giraffe

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: spectacular giraffe

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Cream lay masturbator

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Doobsian selfie

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed well-lubricated ape foreskin

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: bronze abode prole

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Grizzly greedy range

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Cream lay masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Useless step-uncle's house stock car

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Claret misanthropic rigor office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: salmon boyish goyim rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz demanding box office shitlib

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)