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Came to “Outback Steakhouse” for the first time tonight. LMAO
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:05 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799237) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM Author: gibberish (?) That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799480) |
Date: April 6th, 2026 11:08 PM Author: michael doodikoff do they have those in hawaii?
it used to be better IMO |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799280) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM Author: Nyolent Vigor Top or bottom surgery? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799284) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Top but still (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799296) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM Author: Nyolent Vigor That's a crime against humanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799313) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:28 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surgeon was railing against Mr. Trump and how he's the one who's immoral around this topic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799383) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:06 AM Author: Is it not the case? tp (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799429) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: Candy Ride I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during an appointment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800177) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the time constraints, so I used Trump support as a proxy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800430) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:54 PM Author: norwood ultra did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone into the city so your zhild could meet some alternative folx (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799334) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:25 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:09 AM Author: Is it not the case? tp (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gills on T since age 11?
Also isn't she like 6'4"? Does she have a beard lmao. They always have beards. |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until the first signs of puberty. So he had what they call "breast buds." He's got a lot of muscles like his old man, so you really wouldn't be able to tell if you just saw him on the beach, but upon close inspection there is a little puffiness around the nipples.
Have you seen my boobs btw? https://imgur.com/a/you-don-t-have-to-age-Z2XoVcy |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:15 PM Author: SpiderKash "come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger filled slophouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799262) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM Author: luiskandarnameh (🧐) Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boomer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799283) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have one by our hotel so I was like, "I should try out this little slice of Oz at least once." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799301) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:43 AM Author: Woah Cr friend! He got banned after passing out in the parking lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799403) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM Author: George Jetson Blooming onion is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799285) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl of Nacho Doritos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799298) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:38 PM Author: George Jetson Objectively wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799305) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Roblox Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799300) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:01 AM Author: t.rick o'treat panama trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outback to compete with trh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799692) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:17 AM Author: Nazca Redlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799739) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. hey man this is triggering for a certain poa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799312) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:03 AM Author: stand by me (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’m not surprised it sucks. I took my family to a place called Bucca di Beppo outside of Disneyland last year. We were the only ones in that place. It was a little weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799353) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:27 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. American restaurants in 2026 are just a disaster outside of pure "ethnic" places. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799380) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:58 AM Author: stand by me (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Yeah options by Disneyland were limited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799420) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:24 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799443) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:53 AM Author: Buses cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same way. so many shitty thai/chinese/indian places with clearly premade food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799814) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:44 AM Author: titus chicken I was at a conference once in the area and there are few good restaurants and most were booked. Bucca was booked too and we had dinner there. Was a surreal experience seeing so many big lawyers and bankers dressed in nice suits all cramming in and eating this slop with the tacky decor everywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799664) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800385) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:21 AM Author: Nazca Redlines LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple years ago and we ordered a few big pasta platters from there for delivery. We had a spicy pasta that was highly cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799748) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:41 AM Author: peeface it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for people who like their steaks thin and grey
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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:45 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799406) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:19 AM Author: chilmata Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I think the sirloins might be processed or something. Its hard to explain but it is really weird. Two quick stories.
One time eating my sirloin dinner with my ex-gf I found a bunch of staples in my baked potato. There was no risk of me eating them, they weren't hidden or anything. IIRC, it was covered in tin foil and then when I opened it up the staples were in the tin foil or something.
It was like 15 staples. They were loose, but together and it wasn't like I went to take a bite and then saw a staple. I opened my potato and was all, "Holy shit, there's a bunch of fucking staples in my potato."
I wasn't mad or anything, I just flagged the waiter down and gave him my potato and asked for a new potato.
The waiter was predictably, "Oh, wow, holy shit, ok, let me get you a new potato," and then the manager came over who was understandably suspicious of the whole story.
I didn't complain, I didn't ask for anything for free, but she was still suspicious as fuck and I was borderline offended.
They gave me a free meal.
My other story is one time I was in that same Outback just having a beer after work, don't ask me why the fuck I was drinking a beer in Outback. I might have gone to get a bloomin onion and watch a basketball game, who knows, it was 20 years ago, but I can tell you it was the only time I ever went to that or any other Outback for a beer. Anyways.
While I'm sitting there I see a lawyer I used to work with just the year before. We shared an office when I started out solo and then I joined a firm, so its now a year or so later and I see him with his fiance.
I tell the bartender I want to buy them both beers. They are both drinking beers out of the Outback's patented frosted mugs. I just remembered the frosted mugs. Maybe that's why I was there drinking a beer. Hmmm. Anyways.
I tell the bartender that when she brings them the beers tell them the beers are free because they are the best looking couple in the restaurant.
They really were a good looking couple. Both of them probably could have been models. And they knew it. They were pretty cool people, I never really got to know her but she seemed cool. Mike was cool. I was bored, just wanted to see their reactions I guess.
So I watch as the bartender brings them their drinks and explain that they won an award (I think that is what I had her tell them) for being the best looking couple in the bar.
When the realized they got beers for free they got really excited and were all smiles and then when they learned the reason, they kind of paused and looked confused. I was only a couple of feet away so I jumped off my bar stool and was all, "Hey! Just kidding!" |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:41 AM Author: SpiderKash I can't believe I read all of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799477) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM Author: Is it not the case? tp (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best poasts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799481) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: ( * ) ( * ) He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resources cunt saga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800150) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:45 AM Author: chilmata better than eating at outback (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799482) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:14 AM Author: peeface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799495) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:29 AM Author: lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799517) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:41 AM Author: stand by me (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799595) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:05 AM Author: luiskandarnameh (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799627) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: richard clock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799656) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:49 AM Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799668) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:49 AM Author: gibberish (?) The best looking couple award is a pretty good line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799486) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:42 AM Author: AIDS dicknigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799596) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:23 AM Author: Nazca Redlines "Hey! Just kidding!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799751) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800392) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:32 AM Author: FAT FAGGOT ( ) the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever read (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799775) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:35 AM Author: Nazca Redlines (new poaster, first day) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799779) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:36 AM Author: FAT FAGGOT ( ) (guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799783) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how bad this story was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799803) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: chilmata Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was no real punchline but I continued on, recklessly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800408) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM Author: Sex & Love Addict lol, I think you’ve told this story before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799839) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:52 AM Author: zoomer sexuality expert "what is this a handsome contest"
great story though |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Woah Cr friend! 180 poast classic chilmata (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800220) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🦀 ) Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a special post-op treat when her surgeon meets you there with a twine-wrapped butcher paper package for the grill. “Welcome to Moloch’s, my friend,” he says as he joins your table. “I hear the water here is really expensive but that just reminds us of home.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799657) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: Gay Grandpa 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799997) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) 180 visualization (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800449) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: Nazca Redlines I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the 90s. They'd have a wait on Friday and Saturday nights, and a waitress would bring around bloomins onion for waiting patrons to snack on. It was back in the day when you would state whether you wanted the smoking or non-smoking section, and we'd say "first available" on account of the aforementioned weekend wait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799762) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:52 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings.
15-20 years ago I could have fun with classmates/coworkers at an outback or chili's or whatever, but now it seriously tastes like shit to me.
I highly doubt the food has actually gotten worse (although, see, e.g., Reese's PB cups); I've just become an overly fancy faggot who likes minimally processed shit. |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: Nazca Redlines It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants were doing something closer to actually cooking food on site. Now, there is more and more ladeling out pre-made assembly line slop.
E.g., this video about the same jalapeno poppers being served in a bunch of different restaurants across the country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXXQTzQXRFc
Even small local places fall victim to this. Why cut up fresh peppers and prepare your own poppers every day, when you can just get them off the back of a Sysco truck? |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that there was an "oven" or pots or pans; just a fryer, griddle, microwaves. Soup came from a giant sealed bag. The chips, hilariously, would come in as chips (so not like raw or tortillas or anything) but would still get fried and salted again (which tbf made them delicious; those I would probably still think taste good). The "cooks" were really just heater-uppers.
EDIT: Maybe sysco itself has declined. Like maybe the pre-made soups used to have real cheese, and in the 2010s they discovered that hydrogenized vegetable oil product lasted 30% longer or some shit. Etc. |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:53 AM Author: Buses baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop.
and those werent even "cooks" they were war criminals |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Buses lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years not so long ago and they were disgusting. used to be my favorite prole food but it was just some velveeta "cheez TM" product inside a green thing and then deep fried. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799976) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life and being human. Replacing a great portion of calories with assembly-line filler is bad bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800185) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: fartman steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is pretty good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800134) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Diesel (luis) You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49800451) |