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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
razzle hominid area
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
lemon startled set idea he suggested
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
Pontificating Brindle People Who Are Hurt
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
razzle hominid area
  04/29/26
This can't be real
copper state
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
fragrant up-to-no-good theatre nibblets
  04/28/26
...
Salmon glittery spot fat ankles
  04/29/26
...
wonderful location national security agency
  04/29/26
Seems so
mustard frozen coffee pot
  04/30/26
...
Massive Penile Appendage
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
Senior Ethics Official
  05/06/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
Maroon thriller boistinker
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
Provocative Mischievous Lay Dingle Berry
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
Big-titted histrionic faggotry
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
wonderful location national security agency
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
Salmon glittery spot fat ankles
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
mustard frozen coffee pot
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
oomox
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
honey-headed menage candlestick maker
  04/29/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
razzle hominid area
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
wonderful location national security agency
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
vigorous mad-dog skullcap
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
Nighttime Cerebral Filthpig Stain
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
honey-headed menage candlestick maker
  04/29/26
Alpha.
hilarious coiffed senate associate
  04/29/26
Is this real?
nofapping hunting ground
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
mustard frozen coffee pot
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
Red Seedy Step-uncle's House
  04/30/26
U drunk?
mustard frozen coffee pot
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
Red Seedy Step-uncle's House
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
Massive Penile Appendage
  04/30/26
...
Massive Penile Appendage
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
who told you that, Mike Fart?
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
who told you that, Mike Fart?
  05/02/26
Majestic
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
Hello, World!
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
oomox
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
oomox
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
who told you that, Mike Fart?
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
Cave Johnson
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
oomox
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
Cave Johnson
  05/04/26
...
oomox
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
oomox
  05/06/26
...
Candy Ride
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/06/26
^^the author
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  05/06/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
Cave Johnson
  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
LathamTouchedMe
  05/07/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: razzle hominid area

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: lemon startled set idea he suggested

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Pontificating Brindle People Who Are Hurt

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: razzle hominid area

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: copper state

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good theatre nibblets

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Salmon glittery spot fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: wonderful location national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: mustard frozen coffee pot

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

Dictated but not read. DJT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Maroon thriller boistinker

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Provocative Mischievous Lay Dingle Berry

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: Big-titted histrionic faggotry

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: wonderful location national security agency

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Salmon glittery spot fat ankles

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: mustard frozen coffee pot

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: oomox

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: honey-headed menage candlestick maker

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850603)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: razzle hominid area

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: wonderful location national security agency

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: vigorous mad-dog skullcap

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Nighttime Cerebral Filthpig Stain

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: honey-headed menage candlestick maker

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: hilarious coiffed senate associate

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: nofapping hunting ground

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: mustard frozen coffee pot

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: Red Seedy Step-uncle's House

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: mustard frozen coffee pot

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: Red Seedy Step-uncle's House

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

I still can’t believe this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: who told you that, Mike Fart? ((zurich is stained))

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: who told you that, Mike Fart? ((zurich is stained))

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

Majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Hello, World!

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: oomox

Honestly that was my first thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: oomox

This is still so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: who told you that, Mike Fart? ((zurich is stained))

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Cave Johnson

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: oomox

Lmfao do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Cave Johnson

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: oomox

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

^^the author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871456)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Cave Johnson

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871448)