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average 40 year old mom is significantly hotter in 2023 than 1983

xo will not like this but it's true. Yes America is dramatic...
brilliant slippery theater ceo
  06/26/23
Age is flame
Violet Motley Feces
  06/26/23
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  01/01/26
Actually I do agree with this. Top UMC MILFs in the 80s look...
Lavender Bespoke Multi-billionaire
  06/26/23
the Vanna White in 1983 thread reminded me of this. Obvious...
brilliant slippery theater ceo
  06/26/23
Vanna White at 40 would be 1997 Vanna, but for sure put 1997...
Racy ticket booth pozpig
  06/26/23
If you’re into men and 7 psych med cocktail google eye...
curious very tactful striped hyena
  06/26/23
that's really a lib problem https://www.researchgate.net/...
brilliant slippery theater ceo
  06/26/23
UMC = lib
curious very tactful striped hyena
  06/26/23
lmao sure bud
brilliant slippery theater ceo
  06/26/23
I’m right
curious very tactful striped hyena
  06/26/23
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Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Goal In Life
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Issue is not just the psych meds but also the 25+ years of b...
Racy ticket booth pozpig
  06/26/23
Different phenomenon The women on 25 years of hormonal ...
brilliant slippery theater ceo
  06/26/23
Uh I know several 40 year olds who got on bc shortly after t...
Racy ticket booth pozpig
  06/26/23
Yes ofc but these are obviously a different subset from the ...
brilliant slippery theater ceo
  06/26/23
>the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this th...
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  06/26/23
youre literally responding to consuela
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  06/26/23
Conservatives are more likely to let their mental health iss...
razzle wagecucks national
  06/26/23
(mentally deranged fridge shaped homosexual)
curious very tactful striped hyena
  06/26/23
This is true, but the percentage of the population that can ...
Chrome circlehead lodge
  06/26/23
hmm thoughtful response, much 2 consider here.
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  06/26/23
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Rose School Cafeteria
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  06/26/23
it's likely 90% due to a lack of smoking people forget ju...
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  06/26/23
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contagious emerald den
  06/26/23
cr, and UMC and above are eating better now
bistre ape
  06/26/23
cr women "dieted" in the 80s and it was like prepa...
brilliant slippery theater ceo
  06/26/23
this weighs into it as well
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  06/26/23
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Racy ticket booth pozpig
  06/26/23
The main thing about today is that even an ugly 40yo can eas...
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  06/26/23
sounds like some kind jewish inversion perversion
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pretty gross to even be considering the hotness of 0yos, imo...
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  06/26/23
wow and i bet you fuck your own wife too, huh buddy
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  06/26/23
you take that back
brilliant slippery theater ceo
  06/26/23
I was at my kid’s basketball game and there was a mom ...
Racy ticket booth pozpig
  06/26/23
wtf i love current year america now
garnet aromatic half-breed
  06/26/23
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brilliant slippery theater ceo
  06/26/23
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Fishy Piazza Nowag
  06/26/23
reread this post and teared up a little bit. Gos bless ameri...
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  01/01/26
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anal vermilion potus home
  01/01/26
My wife is much hotter now than she was in 1983
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  06/26/23
did you put her in an oven?
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  06/26/23
To be fair, Probably CR, but unfortunately the average 20...
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  06/26/23
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brilliant slippery theater ceo
  08/28/23
less longbutt now
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  08/28/23
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  08/28/23
fyi hth, fwiw
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  01/01/26
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Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Goal In Life
  01/01/26
There weren’t nearly as many fobby Asian MILFS running...
Vengeful friendly grandma queen of the night
  01/01/26
2027 is over already
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  01/01/26
2028 is my year
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  01/01/26
Haha everybody look how hot my 40 year old wife is guys haha...
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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo

xo will not like this but it's true. Yes America is dramatically more obese. but obesity is highly concentrated in what you might call disadvantaged socioeconomic groups. Those overweight tatto'd women aren't marrying lawyers.

MC and UMC moms in 2023 are light years ahead of their 1980s and 1990s counterparts. A lot of this is due to basically tech advances in clothing, makeup, hair, and yes plastic surgery. Society is also much less modest, which translated to dowdy, but even pointedly "modest" women in 2023 (ie not total tramps) still mostly look good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474460)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Violet Motley Feces

Age is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474514)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: adventurous swollen institution windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554679)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:56 AM
Author: Lavender Bespoke Multi-billionaire

Actually I do agree with this. Top UMC MILFs in the 80s looked like Ferris Bueller’s mom…fuckable yes, but with awful 80s helmet hair, blazers with shoulder pads, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474482)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo

the Vanna White in 1983 thread reminded me of this. Obviously she is top .01% in any era, but comparing her with the 1983 ladies in the crowd one thing that stands out is how she could fit in today, but the others would not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474492)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: Racy ticket booth pozpig

Vanna White at 40 would be 1997 Vanna, but for sure put 1997 Vanna in some body contouring athleisure wear, give her Botox and a 2023 skill level breast lift and enough nutrition and fitness knowledge to max out her preservation of her natural leanness and curves, plus some lipo and/or ozembic as necessary and you have a fucking smokeshow age adjusted 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474850)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:57 AM
Author: curious very tactful striped hyena

If you’re into men and 7 psych med cocktail google eyes yeah probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474489)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo

that's really a lib problem

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Emil-O-W-Kirkegaard/publication/339541044/figure/fig20/AS:881692394926080@1587223256026/a-Mental-health-outcomes-by-political-ideology-and-sex-treatment-for-mental-health.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474494)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: curious very tactful striped hyena

UMC = lib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474510)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo

lmao sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474521)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: curious very tactful striped hyena

I’m right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474535)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554565)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Racy ticket booth pozpig

Issue is not just the psych meds but also the 25+ years of birth control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474856)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:08 AM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo

Different phenomenon

The women on 25 years of hormonal birth control are not the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this thread.

Poaster below may be correct insofar as these women are selecting out of this demographic, leaving only the relative cream of the crop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474875)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:22 AM
Author: Racy ticket booth pozpig

Uh I know several 40 year olds who got on bc shortly after they started their periods. That was a protocol that started to happen more and more to xennials and older millennials where obgyns would write a prescription for any girl who missed a couple periods or complained about PMS. Boomer parents were all for it because they wanted to make sure their kids didn’t get teenmompwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474933)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo

Yes ofc but these are obviously a different subset from the women being discussed here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474970)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: zombie-like burgundy space

>the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this thread.

You think the 40yo suburban moms are the ones getting lipo and wearing body-contouring athleisure wear and NOT taking bc? lmfao are you unmoored from reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474939)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: razzle wagecucks national

youre literally responding to consuela

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474979)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:33 AM
Author: razzle wagecucks national

Conservatives are more likely to let their mental health issues run rampant? you dont say!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474977)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: curious very tactful striped hyena

(mentally deranged fridge shaped homosexual)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46475211)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:57 AM
Author: Chrome circlehead lodge

This is true, but the percentage of the population that can reasonably be characterized as MC and UMC has shrunk considerably since then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474491)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:00 AM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo

hmm thoughtful response, much 2 consider here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474499)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:56 AM
Author: Rose School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474820)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: coiffed nofapping set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474853)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: bistre ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474516)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Blue antidepressant drug

it's likely 90% due to a lack of smoking

people forget just how badly smoking a pack of cigs a day fucks you up physically, especially women who were just standing around the house all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474493)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: contagious emerald den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474508)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: bistre ape

cr, and UMC and above are eating better now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474515)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo

cr women "dieted" in the 80s and it was like prepackaged TV dinners that were supposedly lowfat but were absolute nutritional disasters. now the yuppie approach is Whole Foods which is just objectively superior method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474525)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo

this weighs into it as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474522)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: Racy ticket booth pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474860)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:00 AM
Author: comical cowardly school

The main thing about today is that even an ugly 40yo can easily divorce u and take u for all ur $$. The only way to be protected is if she's a worker bee and makes more $$ than you. But then by default ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474506)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: costumed bright orchestra pit

sounds like some kind jewish inversion perversion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474512)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: Fishy Piazza Nowag

pretty gross to even be considering the hotness of 0yos, imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474517)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: contagious emerald den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474526)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474538)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:07 AM
Author: Blue antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474544)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Buff Hell Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474859)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Provocative locus pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46725396)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Canary fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554696)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: coiffed nofapping set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474822)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:59 AM
Author: garnet aromatic half-breed

wow and i bet you fuck your own wife too, huh buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474830)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo

you take that back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474889)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Racy ticket booth pozpig

I was at my kid’s basketball game and there was a mom for the other team there in a full athleisure getup who had the massive tits that are probably down to her knees when she’s naked but she had them hoisted up and smashed together so that she was showing 4+” of cleavage that was like straight out of a brazzers video with a yoga or fucked by trainer at gym set up. Her waist was of course basically corseted and her ass cheeks were molded into a nice perky butt. The dads of course all saw her right away and were stealing glances, but it was so funny watching the 12 year olds on our team checking her out. They didn’t clock her until the second quarter but then there was this awesome sequence where you could see one on the bench notice and then tell the next kid and eventually they were all staring blatantly and talking to each other about it until she put her jacket on and zipped up and then they all made this theatrical “Awww” sound of disapproval like the laugh track on a sitcom. Then that mom’s kid started faking an injury and took himself out of the game and she came down to him and he whined to her that he was hurt for five minutes until they just left. I was thinking as they were walking out “oh the world athleisure wear has wrought. You would never have seen that at an 11-12 basketball game 20 years ago.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474917)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: garnet aromatic half-breed

wtf i love current year america now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474921)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474954)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: Fishy Piazza Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474989)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo

reread this post and teared up a little bit. Gos bless america and thank you president Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554707)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: anal vermilion potus home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554714)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:18 AM
Author: transparent vivacious lay background story

My wife is much hotter now than she was in 1983

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474926)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 12:23 PM
Author: bistre ape

did you put her in an oven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46475220)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: lilac passionate field dog poop

To be fair,

Probably CR, but unfortunately the average 20 year old is also significantly fatter and uglier and more blown out in 2023 vs 1983

Life is filled with cruel ironies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46477314)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46725356)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: Charismatic tan crotch

less longbutt now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46725425)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo

💯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46725557)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: brilliant slippery theater ceo

fyi hth, fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554559)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554566)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Vengeful friendly grandma queen of the night

There weren’t nearly as many fobby Asian MILFS running around with hapa autists back then that’s for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554647)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Magenta thriller plaza codepig

2027 is over already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554665)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Blue antidepressant drug

2028 is my year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554675)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: garnet aromatic half-breed

Haha everybody look how hot my 40 year old wife is guys haha

We know exactly what you’re doing, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554700)