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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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razzle-dazzle ruby hunting ground
  06/27/25
i support islam now
hyperactive abusive set
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razzmatazz stain
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
claret plaza ladyboy
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
razzle-dazzle ruby hunting ground
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
claret plaza ladyboy
  06/27/25
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Dull domesticated garrison halford
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Spectacular lay pistol
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Cheese-eating personal credit line
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Cheese-eating personal credit line
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Yellow resort sneaky criminal
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It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Dull domesticated garrison halford
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Motley peach incel
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Dull domesticated garrison halford
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
claret plaza ladyboy
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Dull domesticated garrison halford
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Floppy dun step-uncle's house weed whacker
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It's both
effete vengeful ratface karate
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Spectacular lay pistol
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Dead Electric Boltzmann
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
curious flesh gas station
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
hyperactive abusive set
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
passionate property windowlicker
  06/27/25
lmfao
Motley peach incel
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser piazza yarmulke
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Spectacular lay pistol
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser piazza yarmulke
  06/27/25
lmao
Cheese-eating personal credit line
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
claret plaza ladyboy
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Comical costumed space
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It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Cheese-eating personal credit line
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Alcoholic ticket booth
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Cheese-eating personal credit line
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Dull domesticated garrison halford
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Alcoholic ticket booth
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Dull domesticated garrison halford
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Spectacular lay pistol
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser piazza yarmulke
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Cheese-eating personal credit line
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Spectacular lay pistol
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
maroon indian lodge
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TiTscR
Submissive Stage
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
razzle-dazzle ruby hunting ground
  06/27/25
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razzle-dazzle ruby hunting ground
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Dead Electric Boltzmann
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Cerise dashing rehab marketing idea
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
vigorous meetinghouse fanboi
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Sick church building famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
lemon odious market regret
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Cerise dashing rehab marketing idea
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
flushed chapel
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
curious flesh gas station
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Cheese-eating personal credit line
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
lemon odious market regret
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Cerise dashing rehab marketing idea
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: hyperactive abusive set

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: claret plaza ladyboy

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby hunting ground

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: claret plaza ladyboy

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Cerebral hilarious casino useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Dull domesticated garrison halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Spectacular lay pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Cheese-eating personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Yellow resort sneaky criminal

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: vibrant coldplay fan toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Dull domesticated garrison halford

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Motley peach incel

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Dull domesticated garrison halford

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: claret plaza ladyboy

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Dull domesticated garrison halford

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Floppy dun step-uncle's house weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: effete vengeful ratface karate

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Spectacular lay pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Dead Electric Boltzmann

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: curious flesh gas station

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: hyperactive abusive set

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: passionate property windowlicker

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Motley peach incel

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser piazza yarmulke

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Spectacular lay pistol

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser piazza yarmulke

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Cheese-eating personal credit line

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: claret plaza ladyboy

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Comical costumed space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Cheese-eating personal credit line

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic ticket booth

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Cheese-eating personal credit line

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Dull domesticated garrison halford

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic ticket booth

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Dull domesticated garrison halford

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Spectacular lay pistol

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser piazza yarmulke

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Cheese-eating personal credit line

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Spectacular lay pistol

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: maroon indian lodge

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Submissive Stage

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby hunting ground

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruby hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Dead Electric Boltzmann

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Cerise dashing rehab marketing idea

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: vigorous meetinghouse fanboi

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Sick church building famous landscape painting

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: lemon odious market regret

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Cerise dashing rehab marketing idea

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: flushed chapel

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: curious flesh gas station

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Cheese-eating personal credit line

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: lemon odious market regret

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Cerise dashing rehab marketing idea

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)