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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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At-the-ready sienna idiot state
  06/27/25
i support islam now
dashing rehab
  06/27/25
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Effete fear-inspiring twinkling uncleanness corner
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Dull galvanic dilemma filthpig
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
At-the-ready sienna idiot state
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Dull galvanic dilemma filthpig
  06/27/25
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Adulterous chapel
  06/27/25
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Clear motley location
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Shimmering lay police squad
  06/27/25
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trip green house
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trip green house
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
dun wonderful organic girlfriend cruise ship
  06/27/25
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fuchsia concupiscible karate faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Clear motley location
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Copper mischievous den juggernaut
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Clear motley location
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Dull galvanic dilemma filthpig
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Clear motley location
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opaque station nibblets
  06/27/25
It's both
lilac confused water buffalo
  06/27/25
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Shimmering lay police squad
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
walnut racy locus circlehead
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
floppy purple elastic band
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
dashing rehab
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Hyperventilating abode liquid oxygen
  06/27/25
lmfao
Copper mischievous den juggernaut
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Irradiated wine son of senegal center
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Shimmering lay police squad
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Irradiated wine son of senegal center
  06/27/25
lmao
trip green house
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Dull galvanic dilemma filthpig
  06/27/25
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heady startling philosopher-king casino
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
trip green house
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Duck-like Rambunctious Resort
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
trip green house
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Clear motley location
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Duck-like Rambunctious Resort
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Clear motley location
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Shimmering lay police squad
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Irradiated wine son of senegal center
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
trip green house
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Shimmering lay police squad
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Indigo vengeful lodge
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Deep garrison french chef
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
At-the-ready sienna idiot state
  06/27/25
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At-the-ready sienna idiot state
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
walnut racy locus circlehead
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
sapphire gaped business firm yarmulke
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Stimulating Cuck Field
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Insanely creepy bossy market
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
charismatic windowlicker parlour
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
sapphire gaped business firm yarmulke
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Laughsome theatre marketing idea
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
floppy purple elastic band
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
trip green house
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
charismatic windowlicker parlour
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
sapphire gaped business firm yarmulke
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: At-the-ready sienna idiot state



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: dashing rehab

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Effete fear-inspiring twinkling uncleanness corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Dull galvanic dilemma filthpig

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready sienna idiot state

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Dull galvanic dilemma filthpig

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Adulterous chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Clear motley location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Shimmering lay police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: trip green house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: trip green house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: dun wonderful organic girlfriend cruise ship

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: fuchsia concupiscible karate faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Clear motley location

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Copper mischievous den juggernaut

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Clear motley location

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Dull galvanic dilemma filthpig

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Clear motley location

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: opaque station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: lilac confused water buffalo

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Shimmering lay police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: walnut racy locus circlehead

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: floppy purple elastic band

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: dashing rehab

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating abode liquid oxygen

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Copper mischievous den juggernaut

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Irradiated wine son of senegal center

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Shimmering lay police squad

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Irradiated wine son of senegal center

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: trip green house

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Dull galvanic dilemma filthpig

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: heady startling philosopher-king casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: trip green house

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Duck-like Rambunctious Resort

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: trip green house

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Clear motley location

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Duck-like Rambunctious Resort

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Clear motley location

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Shimmering lay police squad

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Irradiated wine son of senegal center

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: trip green house

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Shimmering lay police squad

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Indigo vengeful lodge

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Deep garrison french chef

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: At-the-ready sienna idiot state

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: At-the-ready sienna idiot state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: walnut racy locus circlehead

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: sapphire gaped business firm yarmulke

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Stimulating Cuck Field

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bossy market

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: charismatic windowlicker parlour

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: sapphire gaped business firm yarmulke

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Laughsome theatre marketing idea

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: floppy purple elastic band

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: trip green house

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: charismatic windowlicker parlour

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: sapphire gaped business firm yarmulke

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)