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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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ungodly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
useless splenetic abode deer antler
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Heady Cumskin Stead
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Charcoal alcoholic university legend
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
slimy background story
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Fragrant High-end Locus
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
misanthropic home
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
violent newt
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
hyperventilating doobsian wagecucks brunch
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
ungodly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Canary violent property
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Adventurous cocky heaven mediation
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Maize church building
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
ungodly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
sable house
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
glittery black woman stage
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
charismatic state
  06/30/25
cr
ungodly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Canary violent property
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Racy buff stag film really tough guy
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
sable house
  06/30/25
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180 gas station keepsake machete
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Maize church building
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
charismatic state
  06/30/25
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erotic goal in life french chef
  07/01/25
*bussy
Cerise Hairless Immigrant
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
misanthropic home
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Talented Plum Pit Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Fluffy Juggernaut
  06/30/25
fuck
Maize church building
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Talented Plum Pit Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
useless splenetic abode deer antler
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Maize church building
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Racy buff stag film really tough guy
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
ungodly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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Bossy menage
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Wine ticket booth kitty cat
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
sapphire sandwich
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
aromatic cyan den
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
ungodly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
sapphire sandwich
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
180 gas station keepsake machete
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
sapphire sandwich
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Hairraiser salmon hell coffee pot
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
ungodly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Sticky cruel-hearted library fanboi
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Chest-beating massive ape doctorate
  06/30/25
tcr
180 gas station keepsake machete
  07/01/25
just jump
beady-eyed laser beams factory reset button
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
ungodly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
...
impertinent rose jap
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
anal locale
  06/30/25
wow
ungodly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Puce bearded legal warrant
  06/30/25
JFC man
ungodly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
hyperventilating doobsian wagecucks brunch
  06/30/25
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beady-eyed laser beams factory reset button
  06/30/25
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Maize church building
  06/30/25
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sable house
  06/30/25
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Jade Deep Dilemma Trust Fund
  06/30/25
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Bearded Stage
  06/30/25
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Sticky cruel-hearted library fanboi
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Chest-beating massive ape doctorate
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Wine ticket booth kitty cat
  06/30/25
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Exciting internet-worthy athletic conference death wish
  07/01/25
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erotic goal in life french chef
  07/01/25
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Embarrassed To The Bone Insanely Creepy Church Becky
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
amethyst filthpig shitlib
  07/01/25
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mint potus
  07/01/25
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Charcoal alcoholic university legend
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Fragrant High-end Locus
  06/30/25
bro
ungodly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
...
Chest-beating massive ape doctorate
  06/30/25
lol
180 gas station keepsake machete
  07/01/25
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big sepia son of senegal parlour
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
indecent weed whacker
  06/30/25
jfc
ungodly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Canary violent property
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Jade Deep Dilemma Trust Fund
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Bearded Stage
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
180 gas station keepsake machete
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
indecent weed whacker
  07/01/25
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aromatic cyan den
  07/01/25
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Bearded Stage
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
mint potus
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Mustard aphrodisiac puppy chapel
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Racy buff stag film really tough guy
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
ungodly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Maize church building
  06/30/25
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ungodly step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
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electric self-centered bbw national
  07/01/25
lol
180 gas station keepsake machete
  07/01/25
...
beady-eyed laser beams factory reset button
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
topaz submissive theater stage
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Azure marvelous casino candlestick maker
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Translucent useless brakes idiot
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
lemon box office main people
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Filthy school cafeteria multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
electric self-centered bbw national
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Bateful Crimson Garrison Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
ungodly step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
180 gas station keepsake machete
  07/01/25
...
ungodly step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
erotic goal in life french chef
  07/01/25
😟
wonderful telephone theatre
  07/01/25
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Magenta Balding Circlehead
  07/01/25
holy shit
ungodly step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
electric self-centered bbw national
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
irradiated shaky spot incel
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
mint potus
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
misanthropic home
  07/01/25
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ungodly step-uncle's house
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
mint potus
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
mint potus
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
anal locale
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
misanthropic home
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
ungodly step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
motley indian lodge police squad
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
erotic goal in life french chef
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Tantric space nibblets
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
ungodly step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
...
anal locale
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Hilarious business firm
  07/06/25
...
Bearded Stage
  07/06/25
lol
180 gas station keepsake machete
  07/07/25
wow
ungodly step-uncle's house
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: useless splenetic abode deer antler

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Heady Cumskin Stead

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Charcoal alcoholic university legend

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: slimy background story

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Fragrant High-end Locus

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: misanthropic home

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: violent newt

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: hyperventilating doobsian wagecucks brunch

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Canary violent property

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Adventurous cocky heaven mediation

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Maize church building

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: sable house

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: glittery black woman stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: charismatic state

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Canary violent property

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Racy buff stag film really tough guy

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: sable house

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: 180 gas station keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Maize church building

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: charismatic state

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: erotic goal in life french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Cerise Hairless Immigrant

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: misanthropic home

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Talented Plum Pit Generalized Bond

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Fluffy Juggernaut

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Maize church building

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Talented Plum Pit Generalized Bond

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: useless splenetic abode deer antler

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Maize church building

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Racy buff stag film really tough guy

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Bossy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Wine ticket booth kitty cat

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: sapphire sandwich

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: aromatic cyan den

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: sapphire sandwich

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: 180 gas station keepsake machete

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: sapphire sandwich

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser salmon hell coffee pot

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Sticky cruel-hearted library fanboi

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating massive ape doctorate

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: 180 gas station keepsake machete

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed laser beams factory reset button

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: impertinent rose jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: anal locale

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Puce bearded legal warrant

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating doobsian wagecucks brunch

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed laser beams factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Maize church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: sable house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Jade Deep Dilemma Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Bearded Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Sticky cruel-hearted library fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating massive ape doctorate

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Wine ticket booth kitty cat

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Exciting internet-worthy athletic conference death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: erotic goal in life french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Insanely Creepy Church Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: amethyst filthpig shitlib

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: mint potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Charcoal alcoholic university legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Fragrant High-end Locus

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating massive ape doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: 180 gas station keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: big sepia son of senegal parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Canary violent property

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Jade Deep Dilemma Trust Fund

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Bearded Stage

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: 180 gas station keepsake machete

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: indecent weed whacker

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: aromatic cyan den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Bearded Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: mint potus

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Mustard aphrodisiac puppy chapel

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Racy buff stag film really tough guy

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Maize church building

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: electric self-centered bbw national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: 180 gas station keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed laser beams factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: topaz submissive theater stage

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Azure marvelous casino candlestick maker

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Translucent useless brakes idiot

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: lemon box office main people

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Filthy school cafeteria multi-billionaire

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: electric self-centered bbw national

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Bateful Crimson Garrison Scourge Upon The Earth

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: 180 gas station keepsake machete

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: erotic goal in life french chef

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: wonderful telephone theatre

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Magenta Balding Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: electric self-centered bbw national

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: irradiated shaky spot incel

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: mint potus

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: misanthropic home

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: mint potus

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: mint potus

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: anal locale

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: misanthropic home

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: motley indian lodge police squad

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: erotic goal in life french chef

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Tantric space nibblets

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: anal locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Hilarious business firm

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Bearded Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: 180 gas station keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)