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my wife is pregnant

how over is it for me now?
Tan curious filthpig public bath
  06/04/26
what's the dad's name
impressive jew chapel
  06/04/26
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Vermilion stirring stage boltzmann
  06/04/26
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Irradiated Gaping
  06/04/26
La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell OP's wife's womb was ...
multi-colored mint cumskin
  06/04/26
Boiling soup of niggercum, tp
Irradiated Gaping
  06/04/26
Mazel tov! 🎉
crystalline fragrant crackhouse half-breed
  06/04/26
everyone told me id never sleep well again i never apprec...
Rambunctious talented legend
  06/04/26
She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for...
Tan curious filthpig public bath
  06/04/26
seems unnatural
Rambunctious talented legend
  06/04/26
Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she'...
Odious peach black woman
  06/04/26
why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her...
Tan curious filthpig public bath
  06/04/26
obvious flame is obvious
Odious peach black woman
  06/04/26
cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a &quo...
impressive jew chapel
  06/04/26
I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc
Tan curious filthpig public bath
  06/04/26
Greetings, Grasshopper
heady milky associate boistinker
  06/04/26
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impressive jew chapel
  06/04/26
Cr
Infuriating community account fortuitous meteor
  06/04/26
Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sl...
high-end maniacal people who are hurt university
  06/04/26
...
Rambunctious talented legend
  06/04/26
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Infuriating community account fortuitous meteor
  06/04/26
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Motley genital piercing center
  06/05/26
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a se...
crawly jade box office
  06/04/26
Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?
Infuriating community account fortuitous meteor
  06/04/26
rofl and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit ag...
crawly jade box office
  06/04/26
how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-...
Motley genital piercing center
  06/05/26
one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair...
beady-eyed hyperactive trailer park
  06/04/26
i have 5
Rambunctious talented legend
  06/04/26
Yeah, no idea how you manage.
Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena
  06/04/26
you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies ...
beady-eyed hyperactive trailer park
  06/04/26
her xo moniker?
shaky feces pit
  06/04/26
I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weir...
beady-eyed hyperactive trailer park
  06/04/26
...
....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,
  06/08/26
Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/08/26
jfc, learn to pull out, bro
maroon theatre
  06/04/26
i have one and i'm tired
....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,
  06/08/26
The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible ...
Irradiated Gaping
  06/04/26
Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. ...
Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena
  06/04/26
Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck th...
Irradiated Gaping
  06/04/26
ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed...
Tan curious filthpig public bath
  06/04/26
You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: htt...
Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena
  06/04/26
sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice ...
crawly jade box office
  06/04/26
The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.
Ruddy marvelous address
  06/04/26
agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelle...
crawly jade box office
  06/04/26
We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And n...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
(beta male) we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a...
crawly jade box office
  06/04/26
are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?
Garnet azn property
  06/05/26
nipples with milk
crawly jade box office
  06/05/26
What are the father's thoughts on this topic
high-end maniacal people who are hurt university
  06/04/26
with a poster?
Opaque idiotic pervert
  06/04/26
Congrats to the father
Mind-boggling Sex Offender
  06/04/26
If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a pi...
shaky feces pit
  06/04/26
that's a very Woman thing to say imo
impressive jew chapel
  06/04/26
gbti
multi-colored mint cumskin
  06/04/26
no u
shaky feces pit
  06/04/26
...
Opaque idiotic pervert
  06/04/26
(non-kidmo) If you ever want to forget about all the stup...
Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena
  06/04/26
i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to h...
impressive jew chapel
  06/04/26
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Aqua Idea He Suggested Death Wish
  06/04/26
I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then...
Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena
  06/04/26
wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is fl...
shaky feces pit
  06/05/26
Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in l...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
How is babby formed?
fuchsia cracking boiling water circlehead
  06/04/26
Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mo...
Odious peach black woman
  06/04/26
...
maroon theatre
  06/04/26
One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you jus...
Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena
  06/04/26
yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months
Tan curious filthpig public bath
  06/04/26
We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at we...
Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena
  06/04/26
judaism says wait until 16 weeks
crawly jade box office
  06/04/26
I only told people at my office at like 6 months.
Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena
  06/04/26
good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregna...
crawly jade box office
  06/04/26
How often do your coworkers see your wife?
Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena
  06/04/26
unfortunately, cr
maroon theatre
  06/04/26
For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid...
concupiscible glassy office tattoo
  06/04/26
almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.
crawly jade box office
  06/04/26
maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew...
beady-eyed hyperactive trailer park
  06/04/26
poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont h...
crawly jade box office
  06/04/26
then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the j...
beady-eyed hyperactive trailer park
  06/04/26
poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners wh...
crawly jade box office
  06/04/26
then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divor...
beady-eyed hyperactive trailer park
  06/04/26
every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were sup...
crawly jade box office
  06/04/26
Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid...
abusive khaki orchestra pit
  06/04/26
Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.
galvanic nowag
  06/05/26
Nothing funny about it.
razzle-dazzle stain house
  06/05/26
...
Gay Grandpa
  06/07/26
Is the dad around?
Mega Penis
  06/08/26


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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Tan curious filthpig public bath

how over is it for me now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914478)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: impressive jew chapel

what's the dad's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914482)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Vermilion stirring stage boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914527)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Irradiated Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914610)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: multi-colored mint cumskin

La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell

OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914616)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Irradiated Gaping

Boiling soup of niggercum, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914630)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: crystalline fragrant crackhouse half-breed

Mazel tov! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914486)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Rambunctious talented legend

everyone told me id never sleep well again

i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Tan curious filthpig public bath

She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914495)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Rambunctious talented legend

seems unnatural



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914498)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Odious peach black woman

Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914501)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Tan curious filthpig public bath

why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914504)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Odious peach black woman

obvious flame is obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914516)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: impressive jew chapel

cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914517)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Tan curious filthpig public bath

I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914520)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: heady milky associate boistinker

Greetings, Grasshopper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914959)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: impressive jew chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915063)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Infuriating community account fortuitous meteor

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914966)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: high-end maniacal people who are hurt university

Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914542)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Rambunctious talented legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914597)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Infuriating community account fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914967)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Motley genital piercing center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916454)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924215)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: crawly jade box office

very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.

we fucked plenty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914724)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Infuriating community account fortuitous meteor

Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914975)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: crawly jade box office

rofl

and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914990)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: Motley genital piercing center

how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916460)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed hyperactive trailer park

one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914585)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Rambunctious talented legend

i have 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914598)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena

Yeah, no idea how you manage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914645)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed hyperactive trailer park

you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.

most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914663)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: shaky feces pit

her xo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915011)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed hyperactive trailer park

I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915457)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924269)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924218)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924223)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: maroon theatre

jfc, learn to pull out, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914974)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,


i have one and i'm tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924271)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Irradiated Gaping

The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914608)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena

Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914631)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Irradiated Gaping

Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914649)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Tan curious filthpig public bath

ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app

We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914656)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena

You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342

This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/

The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914673)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: crawly jade box office

sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914730)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Ruddy marvelous address

The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914822)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: crawly jade box office

agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914855)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924212)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: crawly jade box office

(beta male)

we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914718)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Garnet azn property

are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916458)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: crawly jade box office

nipples with milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916575)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: high-end maniacal people who are hurt university

What are the father's thoughts on this topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914496)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Opaque idiotic pervert

with a poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914525)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Sex Offender

Congrats to the father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914595)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: shaky feces pit

If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914602)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: impressive jew chapel

that's a very Woman thing to say imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914620)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: multi-colored mint cumskin

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914626)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: shaky feces pit

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914635)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Opaque idiotic pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914629)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena

(non-kidmo)

If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: impressive jew chapel

i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915157)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Aqua Idea He Suggested Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena

I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916391)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: shaky feces pit

wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916725)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924208)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: fuchsia cracking boiling water circlehead

How is babby formed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914634)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Odious peach black woman

Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914809)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: maroon theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915002)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena

One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914660)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Tan curious filthpig public bath

yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914668)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena

We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914687)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: crawly jade box office

judaism says wait until 16 weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914735)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena

I only told people at my office at like 6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915368)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: crawly jade box office

good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915738)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Umber Deranged Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena

How often do your coworkers see your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916392)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: maroon theatre

unfortunately, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915004)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: concupiscible glassy office tattoo

For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914931)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: crawly jade box office

almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915402)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed hyperactive trailer park

maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915469)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: crawly jade box office

poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915480)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed hyperactive trailer park

then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.

also you should be less of a creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: crawly jade box office

poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915582)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed hyperactive trailer park

then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915857)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: crawly jade box office

every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916095)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: abusive khaki orchestra pit

Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.

Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915863)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: galvanic nowag

Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916453)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle stain house

Nothing funny about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916455)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49921112)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Is the dad around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924224)