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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
boyish pea-brained circlehead meetinghouse
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Adventurous buck-toothed trust fund gas station
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
greedy gold dilemma gaming laptop
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
boyish pea-brained circlehead meetinghouse
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Cyan Shrine Mood
  05/10/24
No
Thriller Startled Lodge Famous Landscape Painting
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
ivory trip center
  05/10/24
180
Thriller Startled Lodge Famous Landscape Painting
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Lime trump supporter point
  05/10/24
180
Thriller Startled Lodge Famous Landscape Painting
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Chrome state
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Curious zombie-like library
  05/10/24
180
Thriller Startled Lodge Famous Landscape Painting
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Chrome state
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Appetizing Locale Philosopher-king
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
frozen stage
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Motley turquoise crackhouse
  05/12/24
...
boyish pea-brained circlehead meetinghouse
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
out-of-control sick school cafeteria dingle berry
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
aromatic pervert whorehouse
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
bistre forum
  05/10/24
...
cerebral jew
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
offensive idiotic fanboi
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Lime trump supporter point
  05/10/24
180
Thriller Startled Lodge Famous Landscape Painting
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Henna hateful son of senegal tanning salon
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
bisexual hall private investor
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
bistre forum
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
ultramarine exciting reading party parlour
  05/10/24
...
marvelous pozpig foreskin
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Supple Principal's Office
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
deep trailer park mental disorder
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
Mentally impaired chapel legal warrant
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
ivory trip center
  05/10/24
...
aphrodisiac azn step-uncle's house
  05/10/24
...
Talented high-end macaca brunch
  05/10/24
...
bistre forum
  05/11/24
Kike!
Thriller Startled Lodge Famous Landscape Painting
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Cyan Shrine Mood
  05/10/24
he was an associate
bateful ticket booth faggot firefighter
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Provocative cerise pistol
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
confused soul-stirring jewess
  05/10/24
...
out-of-control sick school cafeteria dingle berry
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Canary mind-boggling mother
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
frum misanthropic immigrant
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Provocative cerise pistol
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Fantasy-prone toilet seat stead
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Provocative cerise pistol
  05/12/24
probably no one
boyish pea-brained circlehead meetinghouse
  05/12/24
...
Talented high-end macaca brunch
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
bright hot internal respiration hell
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Free-loading brindle indian lodge french chef
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Provocative cerise pistol
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
bisexual hall private investor
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Free-loading brindle indian lodge french chef
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
bisexual hall private investor
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Razzle parlor
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
charismatic ebony doctorate telephone
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
bisexual hall private investor
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Motley turquoise crackhouse
  05/12/24
...
bright hot internal respiration hell
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: boyish pea-brained circlehead meetinghouse

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Adventurous buck-toothed trust fund gas station

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: greedy gold dilemma gaming laptop

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: boyish pea-brained circlehead meetinghouse

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Cyan Shrine Mood

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Thriller Startled Lodge Famous Landscape Painting

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: ivory trip center

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Thriller Startled Lodge Famous Landscape Painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Lime trump supporter point

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Thriller Startled Lodge Famous Landscape Painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Chrome state

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Curious zombie-like library

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Thriller Startled Lodge Famous Landscape Painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Chrome state

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Appetizing Locale Philosopher-king

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: frozen stage

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Motley turquoise crackhouse

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: boyish pea-brained circlehead meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: out-of-control sick school cafeteria dingle berry

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: aromatic pervert whorehouse

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: bistre forum

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: cerebral jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: offensive idiotic fanboi

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Lime trump supporter point

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Thriller Startled Lodge Famous Landscape Painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Henna hateful son of senegal tanning salon

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: bisexual hall private investor

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: bistre forum

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: ultramarine exciting reading party parlour

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: marvelous pozpig foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Supple Principal's Office

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: deep trailer park mental disorder

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Mentally impaired chapel legal warrant

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: ivory trip center

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac azn step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Talented high-end macaca brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: bistre forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Thriller Startled Lodge Famous Landscape Painting

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Cyan Shrine Mood

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: bateful ticket booth faggot firefighter

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Provocative cerise pistol

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: confused soul-stirring jewess

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: out-of-control sick school cafeteria dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Canary mind-boggling mother

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: frum misanthropic immigrant

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Provocative cerise pistol

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone toilet seat stead

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Provocative cerise pistol

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: boyish pea-brained circlehead meetinghouse

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Talented high-end macaca brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: bright hot internal respiration hell

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Free-loading brindle indian lodge french chef

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Provocative cerise pistol

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: bisexual hall private investor

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Free-loading brindle indian lodge french chef

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: bisexual hall private investor

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Razzle parlor

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: charismatic ebony doctorate telephone

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: bisexual hall private investor

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Motley turquoise crackhouse

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: bright hot internal respiration hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)