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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Frozen bateful spot
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Charismatic dull jew queen of the night
  08/28/25
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Frozen bateful spot
  08/28/25
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Fishy bespoke piazza
  08/28/25
that's it?
jet scourge upon the earth
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Frozen bateful spot
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Apoplectic pozpig pocket flask
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
jet scourge upon the earth
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Beta point circlehead
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Beta point circlehead
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Beta point circlehead
  09/12/25
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Beta point circlehead
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
costumed adulterous death wish
  08/28/25
Happy?
Nofapping Juggernaut Foreskin
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
costumed adulterous death wish
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Fishy bespoke piazza
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Fishy bespoke piazza
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
primrose boistinker half-breed
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Histrionic Field Roommate
  08/28/25
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aquamarine splenetic dopamine property
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
purple diverse mexican
  08/29/25
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stimulating internal respiration
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Indigo judgmental dysfunction
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Well-lubricated whorehouse degenerate
  08/29/25
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aquamarine splenetic dopamine property
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Citrine Self-centered Institution Affirmative Action
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Well-lubricated whorehouse degenerate
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Beta point circlehead
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Odious codepig
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
costumed adulterous death wish
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Indigo judgmental dysfunction
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
vibrant mauve shitlib stag film
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
chestnut blood rage faggot firefighter
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
costumed adulterous death wish
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Fishy bespoke piazza
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Well-lubricated whorehouse degenerate
  09/01/25
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Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Well-lubricated whorehouse degenerate
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Nofapping Juggernaut Foreskin
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
costumed adulterous death wish
  09/01/25
?
Beta point circlehead
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Fantasy-prone macaca
  09/01/25
Fuck you
costumed adulterous death wish
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Beta point circlehead
  09/12/25
Yes
Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Beta point circlehead
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Beta point circlehead
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Frozen bateful spot
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Frozen bateful spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Charismatic dull jew queen of the night

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Frozen bateful spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Fishy bespoke piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: jet scourge upon the earth

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Frozen bateful spot

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Apoplectic pozpig pocket flask

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: jet scourge upon the earth

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Beta point circlehead

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Beta point circlehead

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Beta point circlehead

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Beta point circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: costumed adulterous death wish

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Nofapping Juggernaut Foreskin

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: costumed adulterous death wish

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Fishy bespoke piazza

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Fishy bespoke piazza

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: primrose boistinker half-breed

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Histrionic Field Roommate

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: aquamarine splenetic dopamine property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: purple diverse mexican

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: stimulating internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Indigo judgmental dysfunction

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Well-lubricated whorehouse degenerate

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: aquamarine splenetic dopamine property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Citrine Self-centered Institution Affirmative Action

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Well-lubricated whorehouse degenerate

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Beta point circlehead

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Odious codepig

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: costumed adulterous death wish

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Indigo judgmental dysfunction

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: vibrant mauve shitlib stag film

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: chestnut blood rage faggot firefighter

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: costumed adulterous death wish

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Fishy bespoke piazza

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Well-lubricated whorehouse degenerate

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated whorehouse degenerate

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Nofapping Juggernaut Foreskin

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: costumed adulterous death wish

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Beta point circlehead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone macaca

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: costumed adulterous death wish

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Beta point circlehead

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Azure thriller trump supporter love of her life

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Beta point circlehead

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Beta point circlehead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Frozen bateful spot

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259839)